God Awful Movies

The hosts review the death with indignity Christian movie 'A Time For Heaven' and express their disdain for the poorly done South African accent. They critique the unethical plot elements and unrealistic fantasy elements. They discuss a scene with eye picture doctoring and question the timeline and diagnosis of 'movie cancer'. They digress into a conversation about a person who collects teeth for comedic purposes. They explore themes of adoption and family dynamics. The speakers discuss various movie scenes, medical discussions, and share jokes and humorous anecdotes related to healthcare.

This podcast episode of 'God Awful Movies' features a review of the sequel film 'Best Friends Recycled', discussing its lack of humor and depressing storyline. The hosts also talk about exaggerated reactions to a character's past sex life, analyze bad chess moves in a movie, discuss a meeting scene and a character who is fasting, and have humorous conversations about relationships and church. They also touch on self-care, therapy, financial matters, and anticipation of AIDS test results.

The hosts review the movie 'The Exorcism in Amarillo' and share their thoughts on different scenes. They discuss a haunted house movie and a personal finance app, mock the fast-paced lying in a film, discuss a haunted homecoming scene, and critique the rhyming lyrics in a song. They also talk about questionable props, advancing evil plans, a haunted book, and comedic antics of a pastor. The podcast ends with discussions about end credits and plans for future movie reviews.

The hosts discuss controversial aspects of Michael Flatley's film 'Blackbird' and its delayed release. They joke about the absurd wardrobe choices and speculate on the connection between Flatley and his unexpected award win. They touch on the benefits of therapy and the idea of making a spy movie. The hosts also comment on inappropriate racial undertones in the script and discuss amusing encounters with Eric Roberts and his henchman. They analyze illogical and nonsensical scenes in the film and express excitement over a character's death. The chapter ends with their thoughts on 'Blackbird' and teasers for the next movie review.

In this episode, the hosts discuss absurd scenes from the movie 'The Devil Conspiracy', including a character speaking satanically from inside a woman's womb and a priest with useless powers. They also brainstorm ideas for a horror movie involving Satanists, clones, and priest possessions. Additionally, they sarcastically analyze the illogical plot of the movie and mock the lack of explanation for certain events. The chapter ends with a preview of the next episode where they will review Michael Flatley's spy flick, Blackbird.

Cara Santa Maria joins to discuss a documentary promoting a scammy cult, a creepy deathbed confession, and the power of the subconscious mind. They mock self-proclaimed experts in ancient wisdom and nutrition, critique the qualifications of various individuals, and delve into unconventional health practices. The chapter explores absurdity in heart energy clearing, similarities with cult behavior, and the lack of listening in a movie about rich white people. Overall, a hilarious and insightful episode.

In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss the movie 'Fire Maidens of Outer Space' and its controversial origins as a potential pornographic film. They also talk about the flaws in spaceship controls, a sexually predatory side character, and their plans for a space adventure picture. They comment on the strange habit of characters sleeping with their shoes on and engage in comedic banter about New Year's resolutions and saving money on wireless bills. The crew attempts to find their missing crewmates while being trailed by an inept hiding creature, and the main characters navigate through confusion and sacrifice.

On this episode, the hosts and a guest review the controversial movie 'Jingle Smells' that criticizes cancel culture but endorses boycotts. They discuss oddball characters, Eric Roberts' behavior, and a scene involving a sad sandwich. The hosts also analyze the movie's plot points, inconsistencies, and questionable humor, and express confusion over a scene featuring Sean Hannity. The podcast ends with a discussion of the movie's ending, upcoming episodes, and production details.

Famous author Charles Dickens joins the guys for an atheistic review of 'Mr. Scrooge to See You!' They criticize the plot, discuss creating a Christian-focused sequel to 'A Christmas Carol', analyze the movie settings and effects, and joke about absurd dialogues. They also comment on a scene with homeless people, analyze a time traveling sequence, discuss outdated directions, and talk about the lack of humor in the movie. They end with a conversation about the Christmas spirit, analyze another scene, and discuss the interactions between Scrooge and Jacob Marley.

Lydia and Thomas from 'Where There's Woke' join for an atheist review of Lady Ballers, a movie with grown men yelling slurs. They critique its lack of sports and comedy, discuss controversial movies, and talk about creating controversy. The hosts engage in comedic banter, critique movie scenes, discuss fitness apps, and analyze problematic elements in movies. They question unrealistic basketball scenes, gender roles in film, and the rejection of transgender identity. The episode ends with debunking insane lies and research rabbit holes.