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The Bachelor super fan Arden Myrin along with Bachelor-obsessed celebrity guests discuss the latest The Bachelor episode: tears, fantasy suites, and making sweet, sweet, love on the GREATEST COMEDY FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME- The Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. FANTASY! VICTORY! SUCCESS!! AMERICA!!! BONE ZONE!!!
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May 18, 2017 • 1h 4min
"Draft Picks: Tri-Force Style" With Paget Brewster & Ralph Garman!
Paget Brewster & Ralph Garman join Arden and Erin to do the Pre-Season draft picks of the MOST DRAMATIC BACHELORETTE SEASON ever! Salamanders- Nature's Gentlest Miniature! Lip Tattoos! Rib Tattoos! Back Tattoos! OH MY! So many personal trainers SO LITTLE TIME!!!!!!! - Arden has a fever dream about walking to Mexico! - Erin thinks the "Tickle Monster" may be an Amber Alert! - Paget informs us that serial killers make a lot of puns! - Ralph wants the ladies to open a chain Breastaurant in their matching Cold Shoulder tops! Katie, Anna and Scout all weigh in!!!!!!!! BRING IT ON RACHEL LINDSAY'S SEASON!! Let's do this!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 10, 2017 • 1h 48min
"Live From Nashville: TWO THUMBLES OF CRAZY!"
Bachelor superstars Wells Adams, Carly Wadell, Evan Bass, Danielle Maltby, and #WYATR superstars Paget Brewster and Steve Hytner, join Arden and Erin on the road for the FIRST EVER #WYATR live podcast at ZANIES NASHVILLE!!! Boozy Arden! Lesbian Karaoke! Paget finds a wife! Meeting the fans!! Fan questions! Road tripping with Banya!! and.......Wells! Wells! Wells! -Arden gets hammered on 2 sips of wine and executes the worst throw in the world! -Erin checks out James Taylor's "meaty thighs!" -Hytner keeps insisting that he is a heterosexual man"unless he hops the fence and "lands on Wells."! -Paget wants to know about Evan's "Hospital Visit" in Mexico! -Wells does a spot on impression of Jordan Rogers - Danielle throws down to get her paws on Arden's "Cat Kraken" t-shirt -James Taylor sings our sexy theme song! - and Carly and Evan are the CUTEST COUPLE EVER!!! ALL THAT AND......KATIE AND ANNA MADE IT TO NASHVILLE! and a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Thanks to everyone who came and made it the BEST WEEKEND EVER! We LOVED meeting all you gorgeous creatures!!!! And Thanks to all the people who offered miles to get Katie to Nashville, we had a ball! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 21, 2017 • 1h 6min
"Full Circle Bone Zone!" With Rob Benedict
Rob Benedict joins Arden and Erin to break down the finale and CLOSE OUT SEASON THREE OF WYATR w/ Shetland Ponies! Romper Store Bath Salts! James Taylor! and the fact that ARDEN MAY HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM!!!!! Arden thinks she may be in tooooooo deep in Bachelor Nation! Erin wants to go to Paradise to try to woo Raven! Rob thinks Nick's dad may have been super dupes High! Katie is JONESING for Nashville!! THANKS FOR A GREAT SEASON THREE! WE LOVE YOU GUYS! xo Arden Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 17, 2017 • 1h 19min
"Santa's R.V." With Wells Adams, James Taylor & Danielle Maltby
Bachelor SUPERSTARS Wells, James, Danielle M. freakin' BREAK DOWN THE FINALE with Arden in NASHVILLE! Safe words! Iowaska! Crocheted Tankinis!! Molesto Santas! Sexy facetimes!!! Arden high kicks for an hour and a half straight out of PURE JOY in her sexiest overalls!!! James Taylor invites Arden to be his Absinsith Fairy Spiritual Advisor if he goes to Paradise! Danielle makes the BEST PLATINUM VANJEEEEN joke of all time!! Wells tells Carl TO GET DOWN!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 16, 2017 • 57min
"Arden and Rob's Northern Obsession!" With Hailey Merkt and Rob Benedict!
Bachelor Contestant Hailey Merkt joins Arden and Rob to discuss the Mansion! Bunk Beds! Naps! and Bachelor in Paradise!!! Arden wants to know how the F you pack for the show in TWO SUITCASES!!!!! Rob thinks Canada grows em better! Hailey stays true to herself after she survives the mansion! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 8, 2017 • 1h 14min
"Slob Kabob!" With Paget Brewster and Rob Benedict!
Paget and Rob join Arden and Erin to break down LAPLAND FANTASY SUITES!! Core Values! Orgasm montages! Girl Fights! and SLOB KABOBS!!!!! Arden wants to get her hands on ONE OF THOSE POM POM HATS! Erin thinks you are going to get shanked by a SHETLAND PONY! Rob wants to move to Montreal and be BOSSED AROUND! Paget's conspiracy theories are ON POINT!!! Katie is on WEENJAMMER PATROL!!! And ANNA ANNOUNCES THE WINNER OF OUR FANTASY LEAGUE!! ALL THAT AND.........TWEET OF THE WEEK!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 1, 2017 • 58min
"Fireworks in the Yurt!" With Rob Benedict and Andrée Vermeulen
Rob Benedict & Andrée Vermeulen join Arden to discuss BONE ZONES! TURTLENECKS! BAND AID BATHING SUIT DRESSES! AND SEX IN A YURT!!!! Arden thinks that Andy Dorfman was trying out for the part of Newman on Seinfeld! Rob does his impression of Nick in a turtleneck sweater! Andree thinks Corinne should star in Les Miz with her Bounce House! Anna is home safe and sound! Additions to the Nashville May 7th Nashville Zanie's live podcast are announced! And EVERYONE wants Raven to SEE FIREWORKS in Iceland!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 22, 2017 • 1h 17min
"Raquel Finds Love!" With Steve Hytner and Theo Von
Theo Von & Steve Hytner join Arden to discuss hometown visits! Mudding! Sugar raging!! Doughy Gingers! OH MY!!! Arden actually had real human emotions watching this epsiode! Theo thinks Vanessa's sister is Celine Dion’t! Steve calls Arden's mom to #SorryNotSorry her! Steve calls Wells to #SorrynotSorry his sisters! ALL THIS AND...........#TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!! AND......ARDEN AND STEVE CALL WELLS WITH A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! (hint: We're going to Nashville Y'all!!!!!!) Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 15, 2017 • 1h 22min
"Bimini Bimini Bop!" With Kirsten Vangsness and Ralph Garman!
Kirsten Vangsness & Ralph Garman join Arden and Erin to discuss The Gateway to the Bahamas! The Dulcet Tones of Aaron Friedman! and Nick's Crocodile Tears!!!! Arden just realized that people don't really know each other very well when they get engaged on the Bachelor! Erin wows us with her Russian Accent again! Ralph is excited for Danielle to be on Season 2 of Westworld! Kirsten wants to be the chain on Vanessa's bikini! ALL THIS AND........TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 10, 2017 • 1h 15min
"Doing the Chokey-Pokey!" With Sarah Colonna and Jon Ryan!
Sarah Colonna & Jon Ryan join Arden and Erin to discuss literally being BORED TO TEARS! Chokey- Chokey! Suitcase PA's! And the MOST TENSE VOLLEYBALL GAME EVER PLAYED!!!!! Arden wants to see if she can make it to Sandals Jamaica! Erin debuts her new Russian accent that she has been working on! Sarah is convinced Nick's tears are made of Vaseline! Jon hopes Nick ends up with Neil Lane! Arden's mom Janet checks in about her NEW CAT MITTENS!!!!!! Katie is FILLED WITH REGRET over her former lust for the Bach! And Anna made is SAFELY TO IRAN! ......ALL that TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.