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Paget Brewster (Criminal Minds) and Rob Benedict (Supernatural) join Arden and Erin to discuss the premiere of Nick Viall's season on The Bachelor! Tears! Platinum Vageeeeeens! Drunk Dolphin/Sharks in high heels! USA! USA!!! Everyone wants their own nanny like Corinne! Arden recounts her holidays filled with Ambien, potatoes, and reality shows in a cabin! Rob is impressed by the size of Nick's black box! Paget is convinced that Liz the Doula secretly has a kid! Erin was so proud of Josephine for living up to her crazy potential! All that and Katie has a new screensaver (and it's a screenshot of next softcore porn at the beginning of the episode!) Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arden, Erin, Paget, Rob, Katie and Anna go through the lovely contestants of this years magical SHITSHOW that is sure to be BACHELOR 2017 starring Katie's future Ex-Husband NICK VIALL! Kaitlyn Doppelgangers! Aspiring Dolphin Trainers! Small Business Owners! Who is going to get HORNY FEVER on the most highly anticipated season of the Bachelor of All time! FOURTH TIME'S A CHARM!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rob Benedict (Supernatural) and Lauren Lapkus (Orange is the New Black) join Arden in this SURPRISE BONUS EPISODE of #WYATR where they discuss the first three episodes of what may be the least sexy show on television Ben and Lauren: Happily Ever After? TOILETS! TWINS! TEARS! PRANKS! Arden wants to kick herself in the face watching back to back eps but her hamstrings are too tight! Rob confesses that Bachelor In Paradise has turned him into a full blown junkie jonesing for MORE Bachelor show! Lauren thinks Ben has a big ween but that he does NOT know how to use it! PLUS Katie is mad at the Denver Broncos and Anna is convinced Lauren may actually be a robot! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rob Benedict (Supernatural) joins Arden and ERIN! (back from her bunker in Texas) to discuss the MOST IMPORTANT EVENT IN TELEVISION HISTORY a.k.a the FINALE OF SNATCH IN PARADISE!!! PROPOSALS! TEARS! TATTOOS! SURFING DOGS! CLUMPY EYE LASH EXTENSIONS! all that...and NEIL F-ING LANE!! Arden gives a slow clap to Evan's pointy ween, Rob wants to give Emmy awards to the chickens/dogs/editors of #BIP, Erin is vying for an invite to the boozy nuptials of GRACE, Katie wants to F#*$ NICK MORE THAN EVER and Anna is ready to go in and rescue Amanda from the evil grip of Josh and his moans! All that and Katie, Anna and Erin pick a tweet of the week! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wells Adams BIP Superstud & Steve Hytner (SEINFELD's Banya) join Arden to talk Boner Bars! Russian hookers! The Gulag! Giant Eyelashes! and of course TACOS! Arden wants to be Wells fourth paramour in pardise! Wells is afraid of people who show their lower teeth! Steve is impressed by the size of the black bar covering Evan's WEEN! ALL THAT AND.......Steve and Wells pick a TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kirsten Vangsness (Criminal Minds) and Arden discuss Caila's witchy magical lady ways, Ashley I's loud Crying Jags, and Daniel's way with the English language! Tears! Clogging Twins! Lady Boners! Arden kind of wants to run away with Daniel to Canada, Kirsten is obsessed with the En Pointe Eyelash Extension Game of the Paradise females, Everyone is MAD AT IZZY! (and Katie still needs to hump Nick South of the Border- come on people!! $$$) ALL THAT AND........KATIE AND ANNA PICK A TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rob Benedict (Supernatural) and Arden discuss Paradise with Christian and Alex from JoJo's season! Christmas comes early this year when Christian Bishop surprises Arden and Rob with the OG (Original Goocho)! Pizza moans! Parrot confidants! Surprise goochos! Arden is threatened by Caila's hair, Rob warns Evan that his "benedict is showing", Christian greets his Corgi lady with open arms and Alex proves once again that he is man enough to know that life isn't all blueberries and paper planes! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ralph Garman (Hollywood Babble-On) and Paget Brewster (Another Period, Criminal Minds) join Arden to discuss the MAGICAL, SEXY, DISASTER, South of the Border, that is BACHELOR IN PARADISE!! Chad craps his pants! Daniel is a Canadian Wizard Savant! Twinscapades!!! Tongue Slurping Kisses!!!! USA! USA! Arden wants to start a Kickstarter campaign to send Katie to Mexico to hump Nick, Ralph things Daniel and Sarah are a Nora Ephron movie playing out in front of our eyes! Paget questions her kissing style after watching the tongue-mauling of Amanda and Josh! And Katie picks a TWEET OF THE WEEK!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah Colonna (Chelsea Lately) discusses the FINALE of Joelle "Hanna Montana" Fletcher's Season of Bachelorette with Arden and Erin. Donald Duck shoes! Funny Hats! Bejeweled Strappy Sandals! She is a PRANNNCESS YOU NEED TO MAKE HER A QUEEEEEN! Arden is APPALLED AT THE GRAMMAR and that Jordan's family got "drug into this”, Sarah wants Jojo's sister to fall in love with Robby! Erin wants to borrow one of Jojo's mom's faces! All that and TWEET OF THE WEEK chosen by Katie and Anna! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rob Benedict (Supernatural), Ralph Garman (Hollywood Babble-On, KROQ/Los Angeles' Kevin and Bean) and Paget Brewster (Another Period, WYATR Secretary of State) join Arden to discuss getting in the BONE ZONE! THAI MASSAGES! POOOOOOR LUKE! and the 1,000 YARD STARE!! Arden wants a Monkey! Paget wants nothing to do Arden's new Monkey! Ralph admits he tried to get a free pass from his wife to compete for JoJo! Rob breaks down Luke's 1,000 yard stare! ALL THIS AND KATIE AND ANNA PICK THE TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.