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Thomas Middleditch and Rob Benedict join Arden and Erin to celebrate the return of The Bachelorette and the REPRIEVE of Bachelor in Paradise!!! Nuts filled with steroids! Fingering on Doheny! Scripture Tattoos!!!!!! -Arden is obsessed with RUSSELL DICKERSON! - Rob wants to punch Lee in the face! - Erin wants you to KEEP YOUR THUMBS OUT OF IT! -Thomas is afraid of Hulk-Powered Va-Jay-Jays!!!!! - Kate goes in deep on if Bryan and Jujubee dated! All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from Zanies Arden hosts the first live podcast to be co-hosted by YOU GUYS!!!! A support group was had to mourn being pre-empted by f-ing basketball?????!!!! And the possible end of the OSCAR worthy Bachelor in Paradise! Arden and the superfans break down the season so far! Will it be Peter and his hunky gap! Kenny and his stripper moves! Or new face/ new teeth Chiro- Bryan????!!!! The fans get to Facetime with PAGET AND ROB (who are both foxy EVEN on FACETIME!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rob Benedict and Paget Brewster join Arden and Erin to break down this week's magical episode! Sultry Bananas! Creepy Pediatricians! Beverly Hills horses!! SO SO many men who can LEGIT pole dance! -Arden tries to wear a one piece bathing suit through the recording and almost passes out! -Erin has found her perfect male specimen in man-bun wearing, purple-zebra suit clad, Rubik's cube wizard Alex! -Paget wants Rachel to up her up her fantasy game past slow dancing to quartets! -ROB IS BACK, IN A SPEEDO, and into the exfoliating potential of the mud wrestling! AND KATIE, ERIN ANNA ARE EXCITED by Rachel's- Ex Kevin Durant!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paget Brewster (Criminal Minds, Arden's New BFF) joins Arden and Erin to break down latest episode of the GREATEST SEASON OF THE BACHELORETTE EVER!!!! Crazy Ex-Girlfriends! Dirty Dirty Dogs! Kareem Abdul Jabbar!!! - Arden horrifies Erin and Katie when she asks who Kareem played for! - Erin would never dunk on a girl she's trying to bang! - Paget is threatened/ intrigued by an "outsider's" Conspiracy Theory! - Katie thinks Arden's new BF Peter should have paid more attention to the dogs! - Anna just turned 21 and is STILL hammered! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren Lapkus (OITNB) and Paget Brewster join Arden and Erin to break down the GREATEST SEASON OPENER of ALL TIME!!!! Jack Stone Lawyer!! Aspiring Drummers! DNA Filled McMansions!! OH MY!!!! -Arden is horrified by her "Falcon" Sporting Draft pick! - Erin is going to wear a tuxedo bathing suit The Standard and go TROLLING!!!! -Lauren thinks dudes shouldn't cry in mansions! -Paget (Arden's new BFF!!) shows just how deep her conspiracy theories go! and..........Katie and Scout want to bring Blake back!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paget Brewster & Ralph Garman join Arden and Erin to do the Pre-Season draft picks of the MOST DRAMATIC BACHELORETTE SEASON ever! Salamanders- Nature's Gentlest Miniature! Lip Tattoos! Rib Tattoos! Back Tattoos! OH MY! So many personal trainers SO LITTLE TIME!!!!!!! - Arden has a fever dream about walking to Mexico! - Erin thinks the "Tickle Monster" may be an Amber Alert! - Paget informs us that serial killers make a lot of puns! - Ralph wants the ladies to open a chain Breastaurant in their matching Cold Shoulder tops! Katie, Anna and Scout all weigh in!!!!!!!! BRING IT ON RACHEL LINDSAY'S SEASON!! Let's do this!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bachelor superstars Wells Adams, Carly Wadell, Evan Bass, Danielle Maltby, and #WYATR superstars Paget Brewster and Steve Hytner, join Arden and Erin on the road for the FIRST EVER #WYATR live podcast at ZANIES NASHVILLE!!! Boozy Arden! Lesbian Karaoke! Paget finds a wife! Meeting the fans!! Fan questions! Road tripping with Banya!! and.......Wells! Wells! Wells! -Arden gets hammered on 2 sips of wine and executes the worst throw in the world! -Erin checks out James Taylor's "meaty thighs!" -Hytner keeps insisting that he is a heterosexual man"unless he hops the fence and "lands on Wells."! -Paget wants to know about Evan's "Hospital Visit" in Mexico! -Wells does a spot on impression of Jordan Rogers - Danielle throws down to get her paws on Arden's "Cat Kraken" t-shirt -James Taylor sings our sexy theme song! - and Carly and Evan are the CUTEST COUPLE EVER!!! ALL THAT AND......KATIE AND ANNA MADE IT TO NASHVILLE! and a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Thanks to everyone who came and made it the BEST WEEKEND EVER! We LOVED meeting all you gorgeous creatures!!!! And Thanks to all the people who offered miles to get Katie to Nashville, we had a ball! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rob Benedict joins Arden and Erin to break down the finale and CLOSE OUT SEASON THREE OF WYATR w/ Shetland Ponies! Romper Store Bath Salts! James Taylor! and the fact that ARDEN MAY HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM!!!!! Arden thinks she may be in tooooooo deep in Bachelor Nation! Erin wants to go to Paradise to try to woo Raven! Rob thinks Nick's dad may have been super dupes High! Katie is JONESING for Nashville!! THANKS FOR A GREAT SEASON THREE! WE LOVE YOU GUYS! xo Arden Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bachelor SUPERSTARS Wells, James, Danielle M. freakin' BREAK DOWN THE FINALE with Arden in NASHVILLE! Safe words! Iowaska! Crocheted Tankinis!! Molesto Santas! Sexy facetimes!!! Arden high kicks for an hour and a half straight out of PURE JOY in her sexiest overalls!!! James Taylor invites Arden to be his Absinsith Fairy Spiritual Advisor if he goes to Paradise! Danielle makes the BEST PLATINUM VANJEEEEN joke of all time!! Wells tells Carl TO GET DOWN!!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bachelor Contestant Hailey Merkt joins Arden and Rob to discuss the Mansion! Bunk Beds! Naps! and Bachelor in Paradise!!! Arden wants to know how the F you pack for the show in TWO SUITCASES!!!!! Rob thinks Canada grows em better! Hailey stays true to herself after she survives the mansion! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.