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The Bachelor super fan Arden Myrin along with Bachelor-obsessed celebrity guests discuss the latest The Bachelor episode: tears, fantasy suites, and making sweet, sweet, love on the GREATEST COMEDY FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME- The Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. FANTASY! VICTORY! SUCCESS!! AMERICA!!! BONE ZONE!!!
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Sep 7, 2017 • 58min
"F%# You!" With Fortune Feimster!
Fortune Feimster (Mindy Project) joins Arden and Erin to discuss the WRATH OF THE TWINS! Bi-Sexuals! Nose Rings! and Serial Killers!- Arden's mom Janet Myrin (of Little Compton Real Estate) put a HEX on the Twins!- Fortune is obsessed with Derek's EXPLOSION at Taylor this season!- Erin thinks DLO is a misunderstood GENIUS!All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK! #WYATR Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 6, 2017 • 1h 25min
"The Snatchelor!" With Paget Brewster and Rob Benedict!
Paget (Arden's BFF) & Rob (WYATR 2017 Bachelor of the Year) join Arden and Erin in a in HOT BOX SAUNA of a comic book store to recap the latest Sexploits South of the Border! Male Jeggings! Dick Flicks! Thruples! - Arden becomes delirious and makes everyone show her their underwear!- Erin channels Christina and explains what "Karma's A Bitch!" means in Russia!- Rob channels Dean's Dad and sings the Boss!- Paget explains her love of a bald head!All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK! #WYATR Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 31, 2017 • 1h 38min
"The Russian Falcon Has Landed!" With Rob Benedict and Alex Bordyukov
Rob and Bachelorette Contestant Alex join Arden for an afternoon discussing Jack Stone Serial Killer! Scallop Fingers! Tiny hands on Tickle Monsters! - Arden is delighted the Russian Falcon AND the Canadian Eagle have landed!- Rob wants Dean's "scraps"!-Alex dresses to impress with his hair in FULL FALCON and a head-to-toe FALCON suit!- Anna and Alex are now BFFs!!!!!!All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK! #WYATR Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 23, 2017 • 1h 4min
"Stank On The Hangdown!" With Steve Hytner, Janet Myrin, Sheryle Tamagini and Mittens the Kitten
Steve, Janet, Sheryle and Mittens join Arden in a very special hometown dispatch from the Myrin family Dan. Ben Z talks about his dog! Lacey keeps crying!Diggy gets creepy! PLUS WELLS AND DANIELLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!- Arden loses her shit over the missing cocktail sauce post memorial lunch!- Janet is ready to get lost in Dean's blue eyes!- Steve is worried that the Myrin ladies are going to feed him to Mittens!- Sheryle never wants to hear the phrase "Choke on it" about a strawberry again!- Mittens is ready to feast on a clown!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 17, 2017 • 1h 26min
"Waverunners Are My Wheelhouse!" With Nikki Glaser
Nikki Glaser joins Arden and Erin to break down the 1st EPISODE OF PARADISE but more importantly recap their adventurous weekend at Outside Lands with DEAN! WELLS! KENNY! BEN Z! and ALEX!!!!!! Karaoke! Stage Dives! FALCONS!!!!-Arden calls Ben Z to find out what the F is up with he and his dog!- Erin wants Alex to have a sister that looks just like him that she can date!- Nikki recounts doing her "Bye, Bye Byeeeeeeee" Karoake duet with Ben Z!All this plus.............AN ALL FALCON TWEET OF THE WEEK! #WYATR Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 15, 2017 • 1h 28min
"Winner Winner Scissor Dinner - Live from Outside Lands!"
PAGET! DEAN! KENNY! WELLS! ALEX! BEN Z! and STEVE HYTNER join Arden and Erin for the GREATEST EVENT of ARDEN'S LIFE live at Outside Lands Music Festival in San Fransisco!! Opium tents! Sprained ankles! Mutha-*&%?king WELLLLS! and DEAN! DEAN! DEAN!-Arden climbs Alex like a Rhesus monkey after doing her Kenny impression FOR KENNY!- Erin does her Christina impression for Hytner to try to appease him!- Wells desperately tried to feed a baby gopher a carrot. Gopher only wanted grass.- Paget uses her TV investigator skills to break it down with the Bachelors!- Kenny and Alex have a strip off! - Hytner tries to shake it too!!!!!- Dean whips all of San Fransisco into a FRENZY with his dirty toe and....his DEAN-NESS!!! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 9, 2017 • 1h 24min
"Wind for the Win!!" With Rob Benedict
Rob Benedict joins Arden and Erin to break down the WORST. FINALE. IN HISTORY!!! Air B-N-B's! Living My Best Life Ever! Italian Central Casting Monks! #TEAMERIC!!!!- Arden wants to chase Dean around her island in her new hit show "To Catch A Twink!"- Erin is convinced the wind tried to knock some sense into Rachel!-Rob thinks Bryan is a wussy who needs to Man Up about his fear of heights!......PLUS ARDEN ANNOUNCES THE OUTSIDE LANDS FESTIVAL SPECIAL BACHELOR GUEST LINEUP!!!!!!All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aug 2, 2017 • 50min
"I'm Chill Till I'm Not!" With Alarik, Janet and Mittens Myrin and Steve Hytner!
Steve Hytner, Alarik, Janet and Mittens Myrin join Arden to discuss Kickstater campaigns for fake cheeks! Bieber vs. Gaga vs. Katie Perry! And the new show "To Catch a Racist!"- Arden wants to know MORE about the Tickle Mosnter's Tickle Chair!- Alarik is dumbfounded by all of the tight pants and the pocket sqaures!- Hytner tries to get Janet to meet him at the Waldorf for a gin Martini!- Janet thinks Dean is the bees knees (even in that LOCO tuxedo) Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 26, 2017 • 1h 42min
"Como se dice 'Bone Zone?'" With Rob Benedict and Dave Schilling
Rob and Dave join Arden and Erin for to discuss the Dallas Inquisition! Hot Fake BOOBS! FAKE ASSES! FAKE CHEEKS!-Arden attempts a Swedish/ Spanish accent with mixed results!-Erin cheers up Arden by encouraging her to bring back Kenny! HOOOOO! HOOOOOO!- Rob thinks Rachel has some sexy voodoo she works in hot tubs!-Dave is appalled by the Spanish Hilton!All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jul 19, 2017 • 1h 22min
"Bryan And His Mom Sitting In A Tree!" With Fortune Feimster and Rob Benedict
Rob and Fortune join Arden and Erin to celebrate the most REAL HOMETOWN VISITS EVER!!!!!! Pat Benatar! Angry Yogis! OLGA!!!! OLGA!!!!! OLGA!!!!!!!! - Arden learns what cheese curds are!- Erin is convinced Bryan's cheeks are made out of lovers past!-Fortune wants to jump into someone's arms!- Rob finds his Halloween costume!All this plus.............TWEET OF THE WEEK! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.