The Gospel of Crazy Eye Dog

2 of 2! Imagine.... you're a samurai in 1700's Japan. Your entire country is coming off 500 years of war. But now..... there's no war. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOURSELF? On the Hagakure episode, Yamamoto Tsunetomo answered that question with his thesis "kids these days won't even behead a criminal." But at the same time, there was another thinker. Almost as influential as Mr. T. Taira Shigesuku. AKA "Mr. S" A similar backstory to Mr. T... samurai, then ronin, now old, lamenting the state of the world. But instead of crying about the fact there was no war.... Mr. S built a code... a way of living... a handbook for how ALL SAMURAI SHOULD CONDUCT THEMSELVES It is into that text, that we now ventrure.. Behold. Death.

Imagine.... you're a samurai in 1700's Japan. Your entire country is coming off 500 years of war. But now..... there's no war.  WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOURSELF? On the Hagakure episode, Yamamoto Tsunetomo answered that question with his thesis "kids these days won't even behead a criminal." But at the same time, there was another thinker. Almost as influential as Mr. T.  Taira Shigesuku. AKA "Mr. S" A similar backstory to Mr. T... samurai, then ronin, now old, lamenting the state of the world. But instead of crying about the fact there was no war.... Mr. S built a code... a way of living... a handbook for how ALL SAMURAI SHOULD CONDUCT THEMSELVES It is into that text, that we now ventrure.. Behold. Death. 

2 of 2 What if there was a way to approach any problem that would guarantee MAXIMUM success? A secret to life, winning, and The Way? Would you listen? What if.... to find this secret.... you had to journey to the center of the earth and commune with RA'S AL GHUL? Or even worse. Consultants. Would you do it? Well, my priests, that is the sacrifice I made for all of you. I journeyed to hell, sucked the marrow out of Smaug's bones, and present to you... the 4 secrets to executing ANY plan with the tenacity of Erwin Rommel and the handsomeness of Greg Plitt. BEHOLD

What if there was a way to approach any problem that would guarantee MAXIMUM success? A secret to life, winning, and The Way?  Would you listen?  What if.... to find this secret.... you had to journey to the center of the earth and commune with RA'S AL GHUL?  Or even worse.  Consultants. Would you do it?  Well, my priests, that is the sacrifice I made for all of you. I journeyed to hell, sucked the marrow out of Smaug's bones, and present to you... the 4 secrets to executing ANY plan with the tenacity of Erwin Rommel and the handsomeness of Greg Plitt.  BEHOLD 

LAST ONE BEST ONE What is more American than the right to self defense? And usually, on this here podcast, we talk about actual, physical self defense. But as Yamamoto Tsunetomo lamented AND WE AGREE... Kids these days won't even behead a criminal with their hands tied behind their back. The world has gone soft. No longer are we able to square off, MANO to MANO and duel to solve interpersonal problems. Now... the world has moved to the gray. The office, the board room, the used car sales lot. The SNAKES of the past still exist, they just learned how to talk, wear clothes, and live amongst us like wolves in sheeps clothing. THIS book teaches us how to defend against the snakes, use their own snake magic against them, and ultimately.... PROVIDES THE SECRETS TO ACCUMULATING THE POWER OF THE GODS Tune in. Cry. The world can't handle Mr. Greene.

3 of 4! LETS GO What is more American than the right to self defense? And usually, on this here podcast, we talk about actual, physical self defense. But as Yamamoto Tsunetomo lamented AND WE AGREE... Kids these days won't even behead a criminal with their hands tied behind their back. The world has gone soft. No longer are we able to square off, MANO to MANO and duel to solve interpersonal problems. Now... the world has moved to the gray. The office, the board room, the used car sales lot. The SNAKES of the past still exist, they just learned how to talk, wear clothes, and live amongst us like wolves in sheeps clothing. THIS book teaches us how to defend against the snakes, use their own snake magic against them, and ultimately.... PROVIDES THE SECRETS TO ACCUMULATING THE POWER OF THE GODS Tune in. Cry. The world can't handle Mr. Greene.

2 of 4!!!! What is more American than the right to self defense? And usually, on this here podcast, we talk about actual, physical self defense. But as Yamamoto Tsunetomo lamented AND WE AGREE... Kids these days won't even behead a criminal with their hands tied behind their back. The world has gone soft. No longer are we able to square off, MANO to MANO and duel to solve interpersonal problems. Now... the world has moved to the gray. The office, the board room, the used car sales lot. The SNAKES of the past still exist, they just learned how to talk, wear clothes, and live amongst us like wolves in sheeps clothing. THIS book teaches us how to defend against the snakes, use their own snake magic against them, and ultimately.... PROVIDES THE SECRETS TO ACCUMULATING THE POWER OF THE GODS Tune in. Cry. The world can't handle Mr. Greene.

What is more American than the right to self defense?  And usually, on this here podcast, we talk about actual, physical self defense. But as Yamamoto Tsunetomo lamented AND WE AGREE... Kids these days won't even behead a criminal with their hands tied behind their back.  The world has gone soft.  No longer are we able to square off, MANO to MANO and duel to solve interpersonal problems. Now... the world has moved to the gray. The office, the board room, the used car sales lot. The SNAKES of the past still exist, they just learned how to talk, wear clothes, and live amongst us like wolves in sheeps clothing. THIS book teaches us how to defend against the snakes, use their own snake magic against them, and ultimately.... PROVIDES THE SECRETS TO ACCUMULATING THE POWER OF THE GODS Tune in. Cry. The world can't handle Mr. Greene. 

3 of 3! LAST ONE BEST ONE One of the most iconic scenes in any movie is that scene in The Matrix when Neo downloads a bunch of different martial arts and skills into his brain. Want to learn jiu jitsu? Download it. Chess? Yep. Boxing? Download it. But that is OBVIOUSLY fake.... right? right?!?! What if a bald, reasonably jacked, blogger named Tim Ferriss told us that was REAL LIFE? Would you believe him? What if he had all the evidence, all the proof, and had done it before? Would you at least listen? THAT is what is going to happen on this episode. Tim Ferriss, renowned learner, teaches us HIS EXACT METHOD for getting to the top 5% of the world in any skill in 6 months. Listen up and unlock the secrets of the Dwarven Kings of Old

2 of 3 One of the most iconic scenes in any movie is that scene in The Matrix when Neo downloads a bunch of different martial arts and skills into his brain. Want to learn jiu jitsu? Download it. Chess? Yep. Boxing? Download it. But that is OBVIOUSLY fake.... right? right?!?! What if a bald, reasonably jacked, blogger named Tim Ferriss told us that was REAL LIFE? Would you believe him? What if he had all the evidence, all the proof, and had done it before? Would you at least listen? THAT is what is going to happen on this episode. Tim Ferriss, renowned learner, teaches us HIS EXACT METHOD for getting to the top 5% of the world in any skill in 6 months. Listen up and unlock the secrets of the Dwarven Kings of Old