
No Such Thing As A Fish
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Latest episodes

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Sep 26, 2024 • 49min
550: No Such Thing as an Ice Cream at Stonehenge
Live from Dublin, the hosts dive into a mix of riveting topics, from quirky facts about Blaise Pascal to whimsical theories surrounding Stonehenge. They discuss unconventional toothache remedies and the surprising hazards of synchronized swimming. There's also a humorous look at the history of phone boxes, complete with comedic anecdotes. The conversation weaves through math, mysticism, and movie award predictions, ensuring a delightful blend of laughter and intriguing insights throughout.

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Sep 19, 2024 • 45min
549: No Such Thing As A Beaver Walking Backwards
Join a lively discussion where unusual topics reign supreme! The crew humorously dives into 'beaver bombing' in UK waterways and the ecological benefits of these furry rehabilitators. From a 1600s ambassador's bizarre chair design to the naked protests of Canadian Dukhobas, history gets a hilarious twist. Not to mention a spirited debate over tea prep methods and quirky historical anecdotes. Get ready for laugh-out-loud moments and unexpected insights!

23 snips
Sep 12, 2024 • 55min
548: No Such Thing As Radioactive Jenga
Join a lively discussion featuring quirky topics like whimsical structures and extreme sports tourism. The humor continues with the connection between vasectomies and March Madness, and some wacky political trivia. Learn about the intriguing Miller mushroom and its amusing misadventures. Giggle at the creative marketing of medical procedures during sports events, as well as playful anecdotes about architecture and wild remedies for hiccups. Dive into environmental humor with frog saunas designed to tackle chytrid fungus and explore delightful cultural quirks.

25 snips
Sep 5, 2024 • 50min
547: No Such Thing As A Mystic Beluga
Live from the Edinburgh Festival, the hosts dive into the humorous chaos of a midge invasion in Berkshire, poking fun at local reactions. They explore the quirks of radar technology with funny anecdotes about speeding tickets and inventors. The conversation shifts to the fascinating history of Welsh bards and their cultural impact. Delving into marine life, they share playful insights about beluga whales and their unique communication styles. Join in for laughter and quirky facts that celebrate the absurdities of life!

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Aug 29, 2024 • 46min
546: No Such Thing As A Sausage In The Exam Hall
Join a lively discussion filled with historical hilarity as the hosts dive into creative cheating methods from the 1700s Civil Service exams, featuring rented answer-printed underwear! They explore the quirky saga of Jack White hiding vinyl in sofas, intertwining folklore with music. There's also a tribute to Gladys West, whose contributions made GPS possible, alongside playful banter on language nuances influenced by hockey and a bizarre look at 'poverty parties' from the past. Plus, find out if cows really have accents!

23 snips
Aug 22, 2024 • 52min
545: No Such Thing As Lightning At Sea
The hosts dive into the quirky world of clouds, debating the nature of Hector the Convector. They share shocking stories about the dangers of bathing during lightning storms and recount a Polish pilot's unexpected tennis match during WWII. The discussion shifts to the fiery eruption of Hunga Tonga and its epic lightning display. Finally, they explore Finland's heavy metal culture, linking it to everything from knitting championships to peculiar celebrity antics, keeping the humor flowing throughout.

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Aug 15, 2024 • 55min
544: No Such Thing As An Accidental Stuffed Crust
Join the quirky hosts as they dive into the bizarre history of the 1896 Olympics, featuring a swimmer's freeze-induced withdrawal. Discover the whimsical proposal for a massive conveyor belt system in Japan, aiming to revolutionize transport. Explore humorous insights into the linguistics behind 'Hershey's Kisses' and the peculiar world of restroom graffiti. Finally, laugh along as they dissect the origins of stuffed crust pizza and unconventional toppings like snake meat. It's a delightful mix of comedy, culture, and quirky facts!

9 snips
Aug 8, 2024 • 56min
543: No Such Thing As Ice Skating On Stilts
In this entertaining discussion, Johnny Knoxville, the infamous actor and stunt performer from 'Jackass', joins Dan, James, and Anna. They delve into the wild world of skateboarding, sharing quirky facts and legendary stories. Johnny shares his experiences with stilt walking, blending humor and mishaps that showcase its cultural significance. The crew also explores the outrageous antics of skateboarding legends and the hilarity of bullet ant pain. Expect laughter and fascinating tales of breaking barriers in sports and beyond!

10 snips
Aug 1, 2024 • 56min
542: No Such Thing As Darts Vader
In this engaging conversation, comedian Paul Sinha, known for his sharp wit on 'The Chase' and his memoir 'One Sinha Lifetime', joins the hosts to discuss a range of eclectic topics. They dive into whimsical connections between sports and pop culture, exploring the surprising links between darts and cinematic legends like Darth Vader. Paul shares anecdotes about activism at Morehouse College and humorous trivia from vintage game shows. The group also ventures into unexpected life paths, body weight comparisons, and laugh-out-loud tales from sports history.

Jul 25, 2024 • 56min
541: No Such Thing As A Sycamore In A Silver Coat
Exploring historical figures like Winston Churchill and Eleanor of Aquitaine, Roman perspectives on Britain, and preserving historical trees. Plus, discussions on throwing shade, inventing fireplaces, and hosting live shows.