
No Such Thing As A Fish
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Latest episodes

28 snips
Dec 5, 2024 • 51min
560: No Such Thing As Spanish Toes
The hosts dive into the quirky world of breakdancing, revealing its surprisingly comedic impact on hairstyles. North Korea’s bizarre laws come under scrutiny, with cups and Kim Il-sung’s image sparking laughter. They explore historical rivalries through amusing anecdotes, juxtaposing sports and cultural conflicts. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they examine Spanish cultural quirks around meal times and timekeeping, complete with funny personal stories. Lighthearted banter weaves through their reflections on identity and the whimsical side of everyday gadgets.

44 snips
Nov 28, 2024 • 50min
559: No Such Thing As Fishing In The Sea Of Tranquility
In a lively discussion from Perth, the hosts tackle the paradox of Michelin stars and their unpredictable effects on restaurants, sharing hilarious culinary tales. They explore the quirky designer snake market, focusing on the vibrant ball pythons and their ecological impacts. The whimsical notion of the Catholic diocese claiming the moon sparks humorous debates about heavenly ownership. Additionally, they delve into the ingenious hiding spots of 16th-century priests and the intricacies of adapting beloved stories into films, all wrapped in lighthearted banter.

38 snips
Nov 21, 2024 • 48min
558: No Such Thing As A Boomerang Shaped Spaceship
Dive into the world of bizarre weapons, where boomerang grenades from WWI take center stage alongside a surprisingly innovative boomerang-shaped spaceship. Discover the peculiar behaviors of ants, including their unique methods for managing disease and social roles. The conversation also slices into odd measurement units, exploring the Australian expression 'a bee's dick.' And if that weren't enough, there's a quirky wish involving ashes being sent to Mars in a soup can. It's a wild ride through humor, history, and the strange sides of science!

24 snips
Nov 14, 2024 • 54min
557: No Such Thing As A Sweater For Einstein
Join the hosts for a wild ride through quirky history and science! They dish on Einstein's eccentricities and time travel's paradoxes, while hilariously dissecting the financial failures of self-help gurus. Explore the unsung heroics of women in the Mexican Revolution and Pancho Villa's clever tactics against American forces. Discover the bizarre cave in Greece where water flows uphill and hear whimsical caving anecdotes. It's a blend of intellect, humor, and unexpected facts that entertains and informs!

23 snips
Nov 7, 2024 • 51min
556: No Such Thing As A Ghost In Blue Jeans
This lively discussion features amusing anecdotes from the Theatre Royal, known for its whimsical nickname, 'Fireproof Theatre.' The hosts dive into quirky stories about Melania Trump and the absurdities of copyright law intertwined with baking. They tackle the science of aging and longevity, exploring blue zones and innovative training methods to stay balanced. The irony of failure is celebrated with tales of a miner who lived 137 years and a British club that thrived on mishaps. Expect humor around politics, memory, and the lighter side of life!

15 snips
Oct 31, 2024 • 51min
555: No Such Thing As Catherine Of Croydon
The hosts dive into the quirky history of Croydon, shedding light on its unexpected significance and cultural connections, from Henry VIII to musical legends. They humorously unravel the myths surrounding the $4.8 billion superyacht, History Supreme, while contrasting luxury with ecological concerns. The rise of Ace of Base is also highlighted, showcasing the unique twists of the music industry. Finally, laughter takes center stage as they explore the playful roles of clowns in healthcare, blending comedy and introspection in a lively celebration of time.

32 snips
Oct 24, 2024 • 54min
554: No Such Thing As A Dragonfish At The Opticians
Join in on a whimsical journey that kicks off with a tree-hugging competition in Glasgow, filled with amusing anecdotes and record-breaking feats. Dive into bizarre competitions like an unexpected sheep counting contest and the quirky world of B2B marketing on LinkedIn. Discover the fascinating world of wax, from tea lights to apple coatings, alongside humorous tales from the Persian Empire. The episode also unveils surprising marine legends, including bioluminescent wonders and dolphins' TV preferences, blending history and humor in every twist!

9 snips
Oct 17, 2024 • 50min
553: No Such Thing As A Shooting Star
The hosts dive into the enchanting world of 'Dune,' discussing its tumultuous journey and rich themes. They humorously explore the bizarre demands of Salvador Dali in film, showcasing the absurdity of Hollywood. The conversation shifts to giant stars and their unexpected temperatures, unraveling cosmic mysteries. Further on, they cheekily dissect the evolution of vegetarian meat substitutes, including space experiments with growing meat. Lastly, they reflect on Bruce Lee's cultural legacy and the curious trend of 'Bruceploitation' that followed his untimely death.

8 snips
Oct 10, 2024 • 49min
552: No Such Thing As I Love I Love Lucy
Join the hosts as they unravel quirky beach facts and amusing incidents involving British kids digging too deep. They dive into hilarious anecdotes about the magical world of goose feathers, automotive quirks tied to Queen Elizabeth's cars, and Lucille Ball's bizarre experience with dental fillings. With laughter echoing through discussions about historical oddities and royal fragrance, listeners are in for a delightful mix of humor and captivating stories. Don't miss their cheeky takes on peculiar holiday concepts and modern mishaps!

34 snips
Oct 3, 2024 • 50min
551: No Such Thing As President Iceberg
In a lively discussion, the hosts dive into the intriguing DNA revelations about Beethoven and his chaotic musical legacy. They explore the overlooked life of caricaturist William Hull and the peculiar trends of macaroni fashion in 18th-century England. The episode humorously examines comic history and the absurd claims of a philosopher linking humans to frogs. They also tackle the evolution of language, mixing historical anecdotes with humor, before wrapping up with tales of a pig named Pegasus and the quirky tactics of the Yippie protest movement.