
No Such Thing As A Fish
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Latest episodes

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Feb 13, 2025 • 49min
570: No Such Thing As Clay Valentines Cards
In a lighthearted Valentine's Day celebration, the hosts dive into the amusing world of dolphin flirting and mating rituals, unveiling quirky facts and playful cultural comparisons. A thrilling dolphin rescue story adds an unexpected twist, while a survival tale from icy depths reveals the power of swift medical intervention. The group also tackles the liver's ancient significance and the oddities of attractions, peppering their conversation with humor and intriguing insights into communication taboos across cultures.

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Feb 6, 2025 • 58min
569: No Such Thing As Jousting Parrotfish
Dive into a colorful discussion about the surprising history of L. Frank Baum and the empowering roles of women in The Wizard of Oz. Explore the jaw-dropping connection between Gila monster venom and modern weight-loss drugs. Learn about the unsung heroes of golf—caddies—and their unique bond with players. Experience the hilarity of parrotfish anatomy and medieval jousting while uncovering their ecological significance. This lively conversation blends humor, science, and surprising facts.

69 snips
Jan 30, 2025 • 47min
568: No Such Thing As A Glof Club
Dive into a whimsical mix of humor as the hosts tackle topics like three-armed conductors and toddlers managing football teams. They share bizarre anecdotes from history, such as a tragic Christmas party in 1891, while also discussing quirky sports personalities. Laugh along with tales of a rugby player's antics, explore the origins of mini golf, and ponder the amusing history of food names. Plus, enjoy a playful chat about time-traveling aliens and their unique takes on cultural phenomena. It's a delightful blend of wit and fact!

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Jan 23, 2025 • 52min
567: No Such Thing As A Honey Badger On Toast
Join New Zealand comedian Josh Thomson, known for his sharp wit on shows like Taskmaster, as he chats with the hosts about a wild array of topics. They delve into bizarre animal misidentifications that are both hilarious and eye-opening. Josh shares insights on unique local legends, including a racing horse with Kiwi roots. They also explore quirky citizenship laws and the amusing tales of diplomatic gifts. Lastly, a peculiar World War One conspiracy unfolds, blending humor with historical oddities.

61 snips
Jan 16, 2025 • 51min
566: No Such Thing As Bob Dylan on Mars
In a lively discussion, the hosts tackle quirky regulations from the German Order of Temperance and the hilarity of job hunting interruptions. They delve into Bob Dylan's musical interplay with Jimi Hendrix, highlighting the layers of Dylan's artistic persona. The enchanting world of synchronous fireflies captures their curiosity, while humorous takes on fish research and the oddities of barramundi keep the laughs coming. A celebration of strange names brings out the comic potential in professions, making for a delightful listening experience.

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Jan 9, 2025 • 50min
565: No Such Thing As Tickling A Monk
Leon 'Buttons' Kirkbeck, a member of The Cryptid Factor, brings his wit to a lively discussion with the crew. They tackle everything from the absurdities of Buddha's banned games to an eye-opening culinary curiosity involving rice balls shaped with armpits. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they explore the quirks of orchestral batons and the hilariously odd Battle Mountain festival. Expect laughter and insights about catios, pet ownership, and a unique form of Buddhist meditation that’ll leave you amused and enlightened!

52 snips
Jan 2, 2025 • 46min
564: No Such Thing As Water Floating On Water
In a lively discussion, hosts share amusing anecdotes from their tour, highlighting quirky historical facts and the absurdities of modern life. They delve into a humorous novel about a man and trees, then tease the benefits of online therapy. From Napoleon's romance to a man's sofa plight, the tales are as ridiculous as they are entertaining. The conversation about 'mandals' explores unconventional candle scents targeting men, while insights on failure reveal the humor in learning from missteps. It's a delightful mix of history, science, and laughter.

118 snips
Dec 26, 2024 • 47min
563: No Such Thing As Bananas In The Vatican
Live from Brisbane, the hosts dive into the curious world of bananas, revealing their historical ties to diplomacy and trade during World War II. They share hilarious tales of holiday mishaps, including food poisoning from experimental dishes. The conversation shifts to playful protests, exploring quirky tactics and the impact of childlike behavior in activism. And let's not forget the intriguing market dynamics of Ecuadorian bananas and neo-toddlerism, where modern trends meet childhood antics, making for a delightful and informative ride!

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Dec 19, 2024 • 48min
562: No Such Thing As The Jam Of Entertainment
Join the hilarity from Melbourne as the hosts tackle a range of quirky topics! They explore the early days of insect photography and the oddities of paper journalism, all while unearthing bizarre criminal theories and secret societies. Gustav III of Sweden’s theatrical life gets a humorous nod, revealing the absurdity of history. Plus, there are wild anecdotes about innovative body art, including the peculiar world of medical tattoos and 3D designs. Expect playful banter and surprising facts that will keep you entertained!

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Dec 12, 2024 • 52min
561: No Such Thing As Hot Golf Balls
Join a lively discussion about Elizabeth Taylor's early fame and a charming horse bond. Discover the quirky rituals of mini-golf, including the amusing practice of refrigerating golf balls for better play. Dive into the dark allure of the Jack the Ripper mystery, exploring overlooked victims and sensationalist portrayals. Enjoy fun facts about M&M's marketing, including the creation of the green character and amusing candy lore. Plus, tips for boosting holiday savings make for a whimsical wrap-up!