No Such Thing As A Fish

599: No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Plan B

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Sep 4, 2025
In this lively chat, Mary Beard, a renowned classicist and Cambridge professor, joins the crew to dive into the wild world of ancient Rome. They unravel the eccentricities of charioteers like Diocles, who was as famous as modern sports stars, and share the quirky beliefs of Confederate General Stonewall Jackson. The discussion humorously contrasts military legends with their odd habits, while exploring the challenges of Latin poetry and the rich tapestry of historical anecdotes. Get ready for a blend of wit and wisdom!
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Charioteer Who Outsold Modern Athletes

  • Mary Beard recounts the tombstone of Gaius Apuleius Diocles listing staggering chariot-racing earnings and victories.
  • The tombstone reads like a sports stat sheet and implies Diocles may be the highest-earning athlete in history.
INSIGHT

Ancient Fans Obsessed Like Modern Sports

  • Roman chariot racing was a brutal, highly popular spectator sport with long tracks and deadly corner crashes called shipwrecks.
  • Fans intensely cared for horses, even checking diet via smell, showing ancient sports fandom mirrored modern obsession.
ANECDOTE

Stonewall Jackson's Notorious Raised Arm

  • Dan describes Stonewall Jackson's habit of holding one arm aloft because he believed it hogged his blood, a behaviour witnesses reported even at school.
  • That arm was later shot and amputated after friendly fire, then given a formal burial with a tombstone marking it.
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