
No Such Thing As A Fish
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Latest episodes

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Jul 17, 2025 • 54min
592: No Such Thing As A Cat In A Muumuu
Join Dan, James, Anna, and Andy as they dive into the quirky world of foot ironing in Egypt and its amusing history. Discover the first-ever cat ad that charmed viewers and the playful statistics of feline screen presence in 1999. Explore the unconventional advertising strategies for cat products and the odd yet fascinating life of Dick Bacon, America's nudist champion. With humorous insights into sports branding and the quest for perfect tan lines, this discussion is packed with laughter and intriguing tidbits!

32 snips
Jul 10, 2025 • 57min
591: No Such Thing As Anti-Schmetterling Schnibbles
Join a whimsical discussion about glittery water voles and their hilarious tracking methods! Delve into the accidental discovery of 'schnibbles' by a 1926 German immigrant. Laugh along with the funny tales of Tongan myths and their light-emitting heroes. Learn about the eccentricities of Tom Baker from 'Doctor Who,' including his curious gravestone choice. Plus, explore the unique Basque language and its quirky cultural stories. It's a delightful mix of science, mythology, and humor!

66 snips
Jul 3, 2025 • 52min
590: No Such Thing As Workshopping The Alphabet
Join an engaging discussion about nature's quirks, featuring the kumaru tree's resilience to lightning strikes and the intriguing tales of survival. Dive into the flavorful world of tonka beans and explore the bizarre realm of airline sick bag collectors. Unpack the humorous history behind a 15th-century Korean king's method for addressing grievances and witness an artist’s struggle with an elusive squirrel in his painting. Plus, marvel at the phenomenon of pareidolia, where we find faces in the most unexpected places!

13 snips
Jun 26, 2025 • 52min
589: No Such Thing As Dung Beetles In Madame Tussauds
Miles Jupp, a British comedian and actor known for his roles in 'Rev.' and 'The Thick of It,' joins the hosts for a hilarious discussion. They explore the oddities of getting lost even in familiar spaces, and share uproarious tales about cricket hijinks in Samoa, including a king's wild disguise scheme. The conversation takes a whimsical turn as they reflect on literary rivalries and the remarkable story of Mary Montague, the smallpox vaccine pioneer. Their engaging banter is packed with humor and intriguing trivia.

50 snips
Jun 19, 2025 • 48min
588: No Such Thing As A Punk Monk
Join a hilarious discussion from the Nerdland Festival, where hosts reveal the surprising importance of dung beetles in science versus human extinction. Discover quirky graduation traditions in Finland and Sweden, alongside a wild metaphor comparing internet security to Serengeti wildlife. Dive into an entertaining exploration of the unique roles of donkeys and the unexpected similarities between punk culture and monastic life. With playful anecdotes and witty banter, this conversation keeps listeners laughing while learning.

28 snips
Jun 12, 2025 • 60min
587: No Such Thing As Chris Nibble
Rhys Darby, a comedian and actor famous for his roles in Flight of the Conchords and Jumanji, takes the stage with Anna, Andy, and James. They share captivating tales of the 'Night Witches', an all-female squadron from WWII, and explore quirky cultural differences regarding lost property in Tokyo and New York. Listeners will also enjoy funny anecdotes about New Zealand's unique railway history and reflections on the evolution of robots, all wrapped in Rhys's signature humor.

55 snips
Jun 5, 2025 • 58min
586: No Such Thing As A Levis Jury
Dive into a hilariously philosophical take on Socrates and his unusual last requests, alongside quirky tales of a footballer who fought for democracy. Discover the amusing story of a village named Ugly battling against Stansted Airport, just as the oddities of celebrity culture and Andy Warhol's quirks come to light. Plus, hear about the interesting connection between radio technology and home heating. This mix of humor and history keeps the conversation lively and engaging!

95 snips
May 29, 2025 • 50min
585: No Such Thing As The Paula Radcliffe Of F1 Racing
The hosts hilariously reveal how Essex Police are growing cannabis and the quirky legal battles around it. They share amusing tales of cops in costumes and insane cannabis scams, merging humor with policing innovations. The conversation shifts to how racing drivers can compete without licenses, then pivots to the fascinating habits of lemurs, including their unique feeding strategies. Finally, they dive into living near Mount Etna, blending volcanic peril with local lore and resilience, all while sprinkling in humorous anecdotes.

30 snips
May 22, 2025 • 58min
584: No Such Thing As Drinking A Sock Full Of Custard
John Lloyd, the founder of QI and a British comedy legend, joins the discussion. The hosts dive into Picasso's quirky life, discussing his tumultuous relationships and legacy in modern culture. They explore the art of Foley, revealing the whimsical tales behind sound effects in storytelling. The conversation shifts to the conservation of gorillas in Rwanda, featuring the unique tradition of naming baby gorillas after celebrities. Finally, they reflect on ancient naming practices and their cultural significance, blending humor with insightful anecdotes.

30 snips
May 15, 2025 • 55min
583: No Such Thing As A Tuna Macchiato
Rosie Holt, a comedian and podcast host known for her sharp political insights, joins the fun with Dan, Anna, and Andy. They dive into the absurdities of 'Howling 2,' exploring hilarious costume mix-ups and the film's unique charm. The conversation weaves through Ovid's playful flirting tips, comparing ancient romance to modern dating. They also touch on the quirks of contemporary art in unexpected places like Nando's, and navigate the tricky landscape of artistic estates in film production, all wrapped in Rosie’s signature humor.