
No Such Thing As A Fish
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
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Apr 24, 2025 • 58min
580: No Such Thing As Bin Day On A Nuclear Submarine
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Filipino kayakers, Norwegian tunnels and Chinese bubbles.
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Apr 17, 2025 • 55min
579: No Such Thing As Indiana Jones And The Rare Burrito
Dive into the science of nachos as the hosts decode the delicious wonders of sodium citrate's effect on cheese. Enjoy humorous tales about the origins of nachos and burritos, sprinkled with cultural quirks. Explore the soothing realms of noise—white, pink, and brown—and their impact on relaxation. Journey through Australia with historical anecdotes, plus a playful look at family dynamics in low-tier football teams. Expect whimsy in art, design, and the delightful complexities of communication!

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Apr 10, 2025 • 55min
578: No Such Thing As A Pouched Rat On The Housing Ladder
Explore the fascinating world of giant pouched rats, who detect diseases like tuberculosis and even help clear landmines in Tanzania. Delve into the whimsical customs of historical papal conclaves, resembling a reality show with their quirky traditions. Enjoy hilarious anecdotes about luxury dog kennels featuring absurd amenities. Learn about the peculiarities of true crime reenactment shows, revealing the unexpected lives of actors. With humor and insight, these topics spark both laughter and curiosity!

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Apr 3, 2025 • 56min
577: No Such Thing As A Venetian Barge
Join a hilarious exploration of unique aircraft like the whale-shaped Beluga XL, designed to transport wings for other planes. Discover the quirky world of transporting oversized components like wind turbines and rockets, filled with logistical challenges and inventive solutions. Delve into the surprising role of airborne microorganisms in shaping weather and health. The discussion about parking choices and traffic laws adds levity, while insights into celebrity connections and the cultural impact of 'The Simpsons Sing the Blues' keep the banter lively and engaging.

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Mar 27, 2025 • 50min
576: No Such Thing As A Cursed Cage
Dive into a world of quirky facts as hosts explore everything from the peculiarities of shaking hands to the surprising vocalizations of seahorses. Enjoy lively banter about the fate of the Carolina parakeet and the concept of a 'cursed cage.' Discover the whimsical history of the British crown jewels and amusing anecdotes from movie production. The discussion touches on cultural gift-giving traditions and even the curious ways rhesus macaques might predict elections. It's a delightful blend of humor, history, and fascinating insights!

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Mar 25, 2025 • 28min
Club Fish - Drop Us A Line - March 2025
The hosts dive into entertaining listener correspondence, showcasing the creativity of their audience. They explore humorous takes on Sonic the Hedgehog and capitalism, mixed with personal anecdotes. Delightful stories from Australia, including mispronunciations and quirky historical facts, add to the fun. The group reminisces about past mistakes involving false facts, while discussing CPR myths alongside lighthearted banter. They also reflect nostalgically on previous episodes and invite listener feedback, all wrapped in a playful atmosphere.

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Mar 20, 2025 • 55min
575: No Such Thing As A Guinea Pig Saloon
The hosts discuss the quirky life in Whittier, Alaska, where a whole town lives under one roof. They explore saffron, the world's most expensive spice, revealing its laborious cultivation and cultural significance. Listeners are treated to humorous insights on ancient Egyptian party traditions, including fragrant head cones. The conversation takes a theatrical turn with the hilarious concept of 'crying sticks' used by actors to induce tears. Expect a delightful mix of oddities and laughter throughout!

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Mar 13, 2025 • 1h
574: No Such Thing as Pyramids in Johannesburg
The hosts dive into the quirky world of eels, revealing their incredible escape tactics and bizarre life stories. They share a jaw-dropping tale of a son swallowed by a whale while kayaking, exploring profound themes of communication. A Swedish politician's absurd fear of bananas sparks a humorous discussion on irrational phobias. The podcast also serves up the strange remedies post-Chernobyl, the unexpected inspirations behind iconic songs, and the geography blunders in Toto's lyrics, all wrapped in entertaining anecdotes and lighthearted banter.

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Mar 6, 2025 • 54min
573: No Such Thing As Captain Birdseye's Caribou Sausage
Join the hosts as they unravel the quirky historical practices of sultans and their caged sons while exploring Istanbul's fascinating bridges between Europe and Asia. Enjoy humorous takes on Martin Scorsese's filmmaking adventures and the unexpected challenges faced by high-pressure interpreters. Discover the rich culinary traditions of the Arctic and the curious phenomena of accessory spleens and trifalia. This lively conversation is packed with oddities, light-hearted banter, and a pinch of anatomy, sure to entertain!

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Feb 27, 2025 • 58min
572: No Such Thing As A Simon Cowell Bell
Join a hilarious discussion on prank calls and the mysteries of Amelia Earhart, as well as the unexpected implications of heartbeat-syncing fashion. Discover peculiar tales of maritime mysteries and lost shipping containers, mixed with amusing insights into the lives of film extras and the eccentric last emperor of China. Each topic is steeped in humor and fascinating facts, promising a delightful mix of the absurd and the intriguing.
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