

No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
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59 snips
Dec 25, 2025 • 53min
No Such Thing As Sheep Number Five
In a festive exchange, the hosts dive into 2026 plans and creative gift-giving. A study reveals that dads adore dad jokes, sparking laughter and debate. Exciting breakthroughs in science, like a gonorrhea vaccine and AI errors, are explored. Andy shares a whimsical protest against sewage issues with a 24-hour 'number two' marathon. Additionally, a silent album protest against AI in music intrigues. The finale celebrates a canoe polo team's bronze win, leaving listeners enlightened and entertained.

17 snips
Dec 21, 2025 • 34min
Little Fish: Bizarre Choreography, Schnapps, and Singing in Swedish
Dive into quirky discussions about the origins of the jungle gym and how it relates to teaching 4D geometry. Discover the fascinating legacy of Richard Todd's D-Day service and his film role. Hear about the math behind consuming a 'full' Jesus and Pope Pius XII's hiccup remedies preserved in the Vatican. Enjoy amusing anecdotes about misconstrued parking signs in Iceland and the surprising length of Alabama's constitution. Plus, find out why elephants would need specially adapted limbs to stroll on the Moon!

29 snips
Dec 18, 2025 • 55min
No Such Thing As An Eton Oyster
Join award-winning comedy producer John Lloyd as he dives into fascinating topics with the hosts. Discover the quirky history behind Chicago's polluted Bubbly Creek and the Thames' remarkable recovery story. John shares his insights on shipworms, from their wood-boring biology to their surprising potential as a sustainable food source. Tune in for hilariously odd Hawaiian facts and learn about the legendary La Peregrina pearl's fleeting adventure at Windsor Castle!

36 snips
Dec 14, 2025 • 30min
Little Fish: Juan Trippe
Dive into the fascinating world of krill, which holds iron but isn't magnetic. Discover the adventurous history of Juan Trippe and his role in founding Pan Am. Learn about the quirky cultural tales behind breast-shaped dumplings named after actress Amy Yip. Marvel at lemon ants creating 'Devil's Gardens' and the weird phenomenon of ants producing offspring of other species. Plus, hear about Vancouver's odd doorknob ban and the outrageous daily urine output of Godzilla. It's a wild ride through knowledge and curiosity!

41 snips
Dec 11, 2025 • 60min
No Such Thing As Dwayne Johnson's Hare
Adam Chase, creator of Jetlag The Game and an expert in global scavenger hunts, joins the conversation. He reveals how Chinese maps are intentionally offset for security, making GPS navigation an adventure in itself. The hosts dive into the quirks of German trains, from unreliable schedules to peculiar announcements that inspired idioms. They also venture into the world of scavenger hunts, highlighting Chase's documentary at UChicago and the intriguing mystery of Fenn's Gold. Fun anecdotes about Google Earth and odd marathon practices keep the laughter rolling!

43 snips
Dec 7, 2025 • 33min
Little Fish: This Could Tail Off Really Quickly
Dive into a hilarious exploration of quirky facts! The hosts tackle everything from the surprising heating potential of malls to amusing anecdotes about astronauts. They quiz each other on UK carrots and notable cultural figures, all while sharing bizarre tales like fecal transplants and marathon-running monks. Bond trivia takes center stage with casting stories and Dutch bonds still earning interest. With a side of quirky listener facts, the laughter never tails off!

38 snips
Dec 4, 2025 • 53min
No Such Thing As The Gordon Ramsay Songbook
Join beloved Monty Python star Michael Palin as he chats with the hosts about his adventures in Venezuela. He shares delightful tales of unusual local delicacies and the breathtaking cable car ride above Mérida. Dive into discussions on BBC censorship and the quirks of Monty Python's banned sketches, along with intriguing insights into the historical search efforts for the Franklin expedition. Plus, discover the humor behind Bologna's 'umaròl' retirees who critique roadworks! A blend of travel, history, and comedy awaits!

55 snips
Dec 1, 2025 • 34min
Little Fish: Now You Three Me
This week, lively discussions cover a quirky four-faced clock in Cork showing different times on each side. They dive into the Pentagon pizza theory, linking late-night orders to governmental intrigue. Celebrity access is humorously reminisced with Patsy Cline's shared phone number. Listeners laugh at the bramble name Cockburnianus and a rare sporting history between Grimsby Town and Manchester United. Unexpected tales surface, like parachuted dogs on D-Day and Madame Tussaud's forced wax heads during the revolution, keeping the banter fresh and fun.

86 snips
Nov 27, 2025 • 58min
No Such Thing As A Forbidden Panettone
Anne Miller, a QI researcher and author of the upcoming book Monster Diaries, joins the hosts for a delightful discussion. They explore the unique tradition of hanging panettone upside down to prevent dome collapse. The conversation dives into local yeast and master bakers in Sicily, as well as the intriguing connection between panettone and Saint Blaise. Plus, the hosts reveal amusing tips from public naming contests and share stories about the Post Office Tower's fascinating history. Get ready for a mix of food facts and quirky tales!

76 snips
Nov 23, 2025 • 30min
Little Fish: Poor Benighted Mountain Beaver
This week, the hosts dive into bizarre facts, exploring the world of unicycles and a unique sport called unicycle hockey. They unravel genetic quirks, revealing how many ancestors may not contribute DNA. Join the laughter as they discuss the quirks of mountain beavers and their enormous fleas. Surprising world records include Johnny Strange slicing watermelons on a bed of nails, while a Belgian man took cosmetic surgery to channel his inner Michael Jackson. Plus, learn about the charming history of the oldest operational post office!


