

No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
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Oct 2, 2025 • 55min
603: No Such Thing As Jack Can't Reacher
Dive into the fascinating lives of Frida Kahlo and Harriet Beecher Stowe, exploring Kahlo's sealed possessions and artistic struggles, alongside Stowe's controversial rewrites of her iconic novel. Learn about tortoise adaptations, including the quirky hinge-back species, and how their behaviors aid conservation efforts. The conversation also touches on typecasting in Hollywood with a focus on characters named Hector and the quirky origin of Eddie Monsoon’s name, rounding out with how literary names can lead to real-life consequences.

Sep 25, 2025 • 57min
602: No Such Thing As 'What's My Spoon?'
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Richard Osman discuss saving birds, saving money, celebrity spooning and unoriginal crooning.
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Sep 18, 2025 • 1h 3min
601: No Such Thing As Sausage By Chanel
Join paleoanthropologist Ella Al-Shamahi as she dives into the fascinating world of human evolution. She unpacks the discovery of the 'hobbits'—Homo floresiensis—and what island dwarfism means for our understanding of extinction. The conversation takes a turn toward the influence of mundane sci-fi on innovation and language, alongside quirky tales of mummification disasters. Learn why wasps shift their diets and discover surprising ecological roles they play. It's a blend of science and fun that you won't want to miss!

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Sep 11, 2025 • 57min
600: No Such Thing As The Doughnut Ambassador
Dive into the quirky world of donuts and the eccentric man who set their standards. Discover the delightful history of donuts during wartime and the unusual culinary terms that pop up, like 'nun's fart.' Laugh along as the podcast uncovers the police-doughnut stereotype and links it to modern streaming woes. Marvel at the surprising connection between ancient poetry and porpoises. From unique mating rituals of harbour porpoises to the innovative use of beet juice in tractors, this discussion weaves humor with fascinating insights!

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Sep 4, 2025 • 1h 3min
599: No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Plan B
In this lively chat, Mary Beard, a renowned classicist and Cambridge professor, joins the crew to dive into the wild world of ancient Rome. They unravel the eccentricities of charioteers like Diocles, who was as famous as modern sports stars, and share the quirky beliefs of Confederate General Stonewall Jackson. The discussion humorously contrasts military legends with their odd habits, while exploring the challenges of Latin poetry and the rich tapestry of historical anecdotes. Get ready for a blend of wit and wisdom!

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Aug 28, 2025 • 53min
598: No Such Thing As Quantum Baseball
Dive into a whirlwind of quirky facts like flaming baptisms and statue defacement. The hosts tackle absurd topics, from alien theories to linguistic jokes about astronaut names. Enjoy humorous anecdotes about Karl Marx and falling hiccups proposed by Andy Murray. They explore fascinating geographical trivia about French Guiana and reflect on historical oddities, weaving in personal tales and playful banter. Get ready for a jovial mix of history, culture, and laughter!

31 snips
Aug 21, 2025 • 56min
597: No Such Thing As Love Spaghetti
Join a lively discussion on the quirks of early computer dating and its amusing outcomes, like sibling pairings. Discover the Love Getty gadget and its link to quirky dating signals, including the upside-down pineapple craze. The conversation dives into the controversial Ashley Madison scandal and ethical dilemmas of online relationships. Explore the peculiar world of scouting badges and the historical significance behind them. Lastly, get insights into Jack Kerouac's innovative writing process and his lasting impact on literature.

31 snips
Aug 14, 2025 • 49min
596: No Such Thing As Dance Floor Book Club
Live from a vibrant festival, the hosts dive into the cultural significance of robust mustaches, revealing their ties to masculinity and honor in history. They share hilarious anecdotes about disguises, the failure of fake mustaches, and the oddities of rave culture. A discussion on music shifts to a bizarre collaboration for love-making soundtracks, alongside quirky insights into podcasting and dating red flags. The conversation hilariously connects urban parking evolution post-WWII with societal quirks, making for an entertaining mix of history and humor.

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Aug 7, 2025 • 1h 1min
595: No Such Thing As The Treaty Of Velociraptors
Elf Lyons, a comedian known for her clowning style and award-winning shows, joins Andrew O'Neill, a stand-up comedian and author of 'The History of Heavy Metal'. They dive into the chaotic world of clown training, highlighting its quirky anecdotes and the ethics of clowning. The conversation shifts to the amusing rivalry between philosophers Hegel and Schopenhauer, emphasizing their contrasting views. They also explore Andrew Carnegie's whimsical idea of using dinosaurs for world peace, revealing the humorous contradictions in his optimism.

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Jul 31, 2025 • 60min
594: No Such Thing As Laser Club
Ian Smith, a comedian known for his award-nominated show, and Nish Kumar, a prominent British panel show comic, join the banter as they delve into extraordinary topics. They hilariously discuss a 14th-century pig on trial for murder and the absurdity of animal court cases. The conversation shifts to crying, unpacking emotional reactions and the cultural significance behind tears. They also touch on Jimi Hendrix's legendary performances, merging music with humor in a delightful blend of history and comedy.