
No Such Thing As A Fish
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Latest episodes

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Jun 26, 2025 • 52min
589: No Such Thing As Dung Beetles In Madame Tussauds
Miles Jupp, a British comedian and actor known for his roles in 'Rev.' and 'The Thick of It,' joins the hosts for a hilarious discussion. They explore the oddities of getting lost even in familiar spaces, and share uproarious tales about cricket hijinks in Samoa, including a king's wild disguise scheme. The conversation takes a whimsical turn as they reflect on literary rivalries and the remarkable story of Mary Montague, the smallpox vaccine pioneer. Their engaging banter is packed with humor and intriguing trivia.

47 snips
Jun 19, 2025 • 48min
588: No Such Thing As A Punk Monk
Join a hilarious discussion from the Nerdland Festival, where hosts reveal the surprising importance of dung beetles in science versus human extinction. Discover quirky graduation traditions in Finland and Sweden, alongside a wild metaphor comparing internet security to Serengeti wildlife. Dive into an entertaining exploration of the unique roles of donkeys and the unexpected similarities between punk culture and monastic life. With playful anecdotes and witty banter, this conversation keeps listeners laughing while learning.

21 snips
Jun 12, 2025 • 60min
587: No Such Thing As Chris Nibble
Rhys Darby, a comedian and actor famous for his roles in Flight of the Conchords and Jumanji, takes the stage with Anna, Andy, and James. They share captivating tales of the 'Night Witches', an all-female squadron from WWII, and explore quirky cultural differences regarding lost property in Tokyo and New York. Listeners will also enjoy funny anecdotes about New Zealand's unique railway history and reflections on the evolution of robots, all wrapped in Rhys's signature humor.

52 snips
Jun 5, 2025 • 58min
586: No Such Thing As A Levis Jury
Dive into a hilariously philosophical take on Socrates and his unusual last requests, alongside quirky tales of a footballer who fought for democracy. Discover the amusing story of a village named Ugly battling against Stansted Airport, just as the oddities of celebrity culture and Andy Warhol's quirks come to light. Plus, hear about the interesting connection between radio technology and home heating. This mix of humor and history keeps the conversation lively and engaging!

95 snips
May 29, 2025 • 50min
585: No Such Thing As The Paula Radcliffe Of F1 Racing
The hosts hilariously reveal how Essex Police are growing cannabis and the quirky legal battles around it. They share amusing tales of cops in costumes and insane cannabis scams, merging humor with policing innovations. The conversation shifts to how racing drivers can compete without licenses, then pivots to the fascinating habits of lemurs, including their unique feeding strategies. Finally, they dive into living near Mount Etna, blending volcanic peril with local lore and resilience, all while sprinkling in humorous anecdotes.

30 snips
May 22, 2025 • 58min
584: No Such Thing As Drinking A Sock Full Of Custard
John Lloyd, the founder of QI and a British comedy legend, joins the discussion. The hosts dive into Picasso's quirky life, discussing his tumultuous relationships and legacy in modern culture. They explore the art of Foley, revealing the whimsical tales behind sound effects in storytelling. The conversation shifts to the conservation of gorillas in Rwanda, featuring the unique tradition of naming baby gorillas after celebrities. Finally, they reflect on ancient naming practices and their cultural significance, blending humor with insightful anecdotes.

30 snips
May 15, 2025 • 57min
583: No Such Thing As A Tuna Macchiato
Rosie Holt, a comedian and podcast host known for her sharp political insights, joins the fun with Dan, Anna, and Andy. They dive into the absurdities of 'Howling 2,' exploring hilarious costume mix-ups and the film's unique charm. The conversation weaves through Ovid's playful flirting tips, comparing ancient romance to modern dating. They also touch on the quirks of contemporary art in unexpected places like Nando's, and navigate the tricky landscape of artistic estates in film production, all wrapped in Rosie’s signature humor.

15 snips
May 8, 2025 • 56min
582: No Such Thing As Siegfried Bassoon
A fascinating exploration of particles, particularly the elusive neutrinos and their mysterious properties, kicks off the conversation. The hosts delve into the quirky history of Venice through its iconic gondolas and the Rialto Bridge. Siegfried Sassoon's legacy shines against his family's opium trade backdrop. In a playful twist, a mythical Texas plum that remains unseen gets attention, alongside humorous tales about prunes and their surprising place in school lunches. It's a delightful blend of history, humor, and quirky facts!

51 snips
May 1, 2025 • 58min
581: No Such Thing As Clean Victoria
Dive into a hilarious discussion about everything from the quirks of method acting to the eccentricities of historical figures. Discover the fascinating history behind striped toothpaste and laugh about pilots turning into surgeons mid-flight. Enjoy whimsical anecdotes about barbecues, labor protests, and even a chimpanzee during WWI. Unpack cultural norms around meat consumption and explore the strange yet engaging world of barbecue competitions. It's a delightful blend of humor, history, and absurdity!

53 snips
Apr 24, 2025 • 55min
580: No Such Thing As Bin Day On A Nuclear Submarine
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Filipino kayakers, Norwegian tunnels and Chinese bubbles.
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