

No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
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Nov 16, 2025 • 33min
Little Fish: You've Been Harkin'd
Dive into a wild array of facts as hosts explore the quirky history of Oklahoma's parakeet farming and tackle toilet troubles on the ISS with their unique urine management solutions. Discover how T. rex is closer to us than Stegosaurus and learn about the peculiar pumpkin drop experiment showcasing gravity. The debate over round airplane windows for safety adds to the mix, while a bizarre Latvian banking practice involving immortal souls raises eyebrows. Join the fun with unexpected historical twists and listener contributions!

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Nov 13, 2025 • 56min
609: No Such Thing As Aunt Bessie In A Red Citroën Picasso
Join comedian Amy Gledhill, known for her sharp humor and co-hosting other comedy podcasts, as she dives into a delightful mix of flirting techniques and the intricate world of bingo. They discuss the quirky ups and downs of modern flirting, from Pizza Express's training trial to AI-generated pickup lines. Amy shares tales from Yorkshire, including the sweet history of Yorkshire puddings, and they explore unusual local legends, like Hull’s iconic landmarks and characters. It's a hilarious blend of comedy, culture, and culinary quirks!

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Nov 9, 2025 • 32min
Little Fish: Yum Yum, Plum Plum
Join the hosts as they dive into bizarre facts and fascinating discussions. Discover if the Butt of Lewis is truly the windiest place in the UK. Unravel the curious link between a missing soldier and WWII tensions in Asia. Delve into why stem cell patients smell oddly like creamed corn. Marvel at Devo's cheeky alter ego, Dove, and explore historical tidbits linking Napoleon to the Duke of Wellington. Plus, meet the first four listeners who are now Fact Custodians! It's a wild ride through trivia and history!

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Nov 6, 2025 • 51min
608: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Sausage
Rachel Parris, a comedian and author known for her wit, joins the hosts for a lively discussion at the Cheltenham Literature Festival. She shares hilarious tales about a prank at the Earl of Sandwich's expense involving a devilish baboon. The conversation dives into the scandalous history of the Hellfire Club and quirky prison break stories, where ingenious tactics like disguising in laundry bags and using miso soup to corrode cuffs come to light. They also explore quirky historical jobs and humorous anecdotes from Parris’s experience in the world of scriptwriting.

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Nov 2, 2025 • 32min
Little Fish: Steam Exploded Donkey Bone Powder
In a lively discussion, the hosts delve into the amusing saga of Zoe Hamburger leaving McDonald's UK. They explore the fascinating difference between spiral staircases and helixes, thanks to Da Vinci. A surprising chat about astronauts reveals the effects of microgravity on their bodies. They even uncover the quirky sound of a Rafflesia flower blooming. Additionally, the historical significance of a massive Nazi-era concrete structure in Berlin piques interest, along with the bizarre use of steam-exploded donkey bone powder in baking. Purely entertaining facts abound!

44 snips
Oct 30, 2025 • 56min
607: No Such Thing As Teletubby TikTok Tummies
Veteran British comedian and author Ben Elton joins the conversation with the hosts to dive into a mix of topics. They hilariously dissect the Tinky Winky controversy and the evolution of children's TV. Ben shares personal stories about infertility that inspired his film 'Maybe Baby.' The discussion takes a historical turn with tales of cavalry lances and Vatican banking quirks. They also tackle Shakespeare's family literacy and critique authorship conspiracies, offering a blend of humor and insight.

123 snips
Oct 23, 2025 • 58min
606: No Such Thing As A Litter Box In The Sahara
Jamie Morton, co-host of My Dad Wrote a Porno, joins the fun at the London Podcast Festival. He shares whimsical tales about Beerbohm the Theatre Cat, beloved by actors for his charming walk-on roles. The group delves into the quirks of Japanese onsens, discussing bizarre baths and etiquette around tattoos. They also explore cautionary tales of letter bombs and the scandal involving a woman and Thai monks. With a blend of humor and curiosity, it's a lively celebration of unusual facts and stories.

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Oct 16, 2025 • 1h
605: No Such Thing As A Shark With A Ponytail
Stand-up comedian, author, and TV presenter Sarah Pascoe brings her wit to the table as she discusses fascinating topics. She dives into the age of Saturn's rings and the surprising uncertainties around shark origins. The conversation shifts to Ridley Scott's intriguing acquisition of the 'Blade Runner' title, along with its complex themes involving empathy tests. Plus, there's a curious debate on whether anyone would dare wear Hitler's sweater and the peculiar fishing habits of the fen raft spider. Expect humor and unexpected facts!

122 snips
Oct 9, 2025 • 53min
604: No Such Thing As Crown Jewels For The Cookie Monster
Comedian Melanie Bracewell shares hilarious insights on everything from biscuit tins to traffic quirks. She reveals Melbourne's clever tunnel 'racing' lights that ease congestion and discusses New Zealand's unique biscuit tin lottery for selecting member bills. The hosts dive into fascinating facts about how ants navigate traffic jams and even the amusing history of wartime treasures hidden in biscuit tins. Plus, Melanie wows everyone by reciting nearly 50 digits of pi. It's a fun blend of humor and intriguing tidbits!

95 snips
Oct 2, 2025 • 55min
603: No Such Thing As Jack Can't Reacher
Dive into the fascinating lives of Frida Kahlo and Harriet Beecher Stowe, exploring Kahlo's sealed possessions and artistic struggles, alongside Stowe's controversial rewrites of her iconic novel. Learn about tortoise adaptations, including the quirky hinge-back species, and how their behaviors aid conservation efforts. The conversation also touches on typecasting in Hollywood with a focus on characters named Hector and the quirky origin of Eddie Monsoon’s name, rounding out with how literary names can lead to real-life consequences.


