

No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
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Oct 23, 2025 • 58min
606: No Such Thing As A Litter Box In The Sahara
Jamie Morton, co-host of My Dad Wrote a Porno, joins the fun at the London Podcast Festival. He shares whimsical tales about Beerbohm the Theatre Cat, beloved by actors for his charming walk-on roles. The group delves into the quirks of Japanese onsens, discussing bizarre baths and etiquette around tattoos. They also explore cautionary tales of letter bombs and the scandal involving a woman and Thai monks. With a blend of humor and curiosity, it's a lively celebration of unusual facts and stories.

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Oct 16, 2025 • 1h
605: No Such Thing As A Shark With A Ponytail
Stand-up comedian, author, and TV presenter Sarah Pascoe brings her wit to the table as she discusses fascinating topics. She dives into the age of Saturn's rings and the surprising uncertainties around shark origins. The conversation shifts to Ridley Scott's intriguing acquisition of the 'Blade Runner' title, along with its complex themes involving empathy tests. Plus, there's a curious debate on whether anyone would dare wear Hitler's sweater and the peculiar fishing habits of the fen raft spider. Expect humor and unexpected facts!

121 snips
Oct 9, 2025 • 53min
604: No Such Thing As Crown Jewels For The Cookie Monster
Comedian Melanie Bracewell shares hilarious insights on everything from biscuit tins to traffic quirks. She reveals Melbourne's clever tunnel 'racing' lights that ease congestion and discusses New Zealand's unique biscuit tin lottery for selecting member bills. The hosts dive into fascinating facts about how ants navigate traffic jams and even the amusing history of wartime treasures hidden in biscuit tins. Plus, Melanie wows everyone by reciting nearly 50 digits of pi. It's a fun blend of humor and intriguing tidbits!

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Oct 2, 2025 • 55min
603: No Such Thing As Jack Can't Reacher
Dive into the fascinating lives of Frida Kahlo and Harriet Beecher Stowe, exploring Kahlo's sealed possessions and artistic struggles, alongside Stowe's controversial rewrites of her iconic novel. Learn about tortoise adaptations, including the quirky hinge-back species, and how their behaviors aid conservation efforts. The conversation also touches on typecasting in Hollywood with a focus on characters named Hector and the quirky origin of Eddie Monsoon’s name, rounding out with how literary names can lead to real-life consequences.

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Sep 25, 2025 • 57min
602: No Such Thing As 'What's My Spoon?'
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Richard Osman discuss saving birds, saving money, celebrity spooning and unoriginal crooning.
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Sep 18, 2025 • 1h 3min
601: No Such Thing As Sausage By Chanel
Join paleoanthropologist Ella Al-Shamahi as she dives into the fascinating world of human evolution. She unpacks the discovery of the 'hobbits'—Homo floresiensis—and what island dwarfism means for our understanding of extinction. The conversation takes a turn toward the influence of mundane sci-fi on innovation and language, alongside quirky tales of mummification disasters. Learn why wasps shift their diets and discover surprising ecological roles they play. It's a blend of science and fun that you won't want to miss!

69 snips
Sep 11, 2025 • 57min
600: No Such Thing As The Doughnut Ambassador
Dive into the quirky world of donuts and the eccentric man who set their standards. Discover the delightful history of donuts during wartime and the unusual culinary terms that pop up, like 'nun's fart.' Laugh along as the podcast uncovers the police-doughnut stereotype and links it to modern streaming woes. Marvel at the surprising connection between ancient poetry and porpoises. From unique mating rituals of harbour porpoises to the innovative use of beet juice in tractors, this discussion weaves humor with fascinating insights!

24 snips
Sep 4, 2025 • 1h 2min
599: No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Plan B
In this lively chat, Mary Beard, a renowned classicist and Cambridge professor, joins the crew to dive into the wild world of ancient Rome. They unravel the eccentricities of charioteers like Diocles, who was as famous as modern sports stars, and share the quirky beliefs of Confederate General Stonewall Jackson. The discussion humorously contrasts military legends with their odd habits, while exploring the challenges of Latin poetry and the rich tapestry of historical anecdotes. Get ready for a blend of wit and wisdom!

113 snips
Aug 28, 2025 • 52min
598: No Such Thing As Quantum Baseball
Dive into a whirlwind of quirky facts like flaming baptisms and statue defacement. The hosts tackle absurd topics, from alien theories to linguistic jokes about astronaut names. Enjoy humorous anecdotes about Karl Marx and falling hiccups proposed by Andy Murray. They explore fascinating geographical trivia about French Guiana and reflect on historical oddities, weaving in personal tales and playful banter. Get ready for a jovial mix of history, culture, and laughter!

31 snips
Aug 21, 2025 • 55min
597: No Such Thing As Love Spaghetti
Join a lively discussion on the quirks of early computer dating and its amusing outcomes, like sibling pairings. Discover the Love Getty gadget and its link to quirky dating signals, including the upside-down pineapple craze. The conversation dives into the controversial Ashley Madison scandal and ethical dilemmas of online relationships. Explore the peculiar world of scouting badges and the historical significance behind them. Lastly, get insights into Jack Kerouac's innovative writing process and his lasting impact on literature.


