

No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
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Dec 7, 2025 • 33min
S2 Ep6: This Could Tail Off Really Quickly
Dive into a hilarious exploration of quirky facts! The hosts tackle everything from the surprising heating potential of malls to amusing anecdotes about astronauts. They quiz each other on UK carrots and notable cultural figures, all while sharing bizarre tales like fecal transplants and marathon-running monks. Bond trivia takes center stage with casting stories and Dutch bonds still earning interest. With a side of quirky listener facts, the laughter never tails off!

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Dec 4, 2025 • 53min
S1 Ep612: No Such Thing As The Gordon Ramsay Songbook
Join beloved Monty Python star Michael Palin as he chats with the hosts about his adventures in Venezuela. He shares delightful tales of unusual local delicacies and the breathtaking cable car ride above Mérida. Dive into discussions on BBC censorship and the quirks of Monty Python's banned sketches, along with intriguing insights into the historical search efforts for the Franklin expedition. Plus, discover the humor behind Bologna's 'umaròl' retirees who critique roadworks! A blend of travel, history, and comedy awaits!

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Dec 1, 2025 • 34min
S2 Ep5: Little Fish: Now You Three Me
This week, lively discussions cover a quirky four-faced clock in Cork showing different times on each side. They dive into the Pentagon pizza theory, linking late-night orders to governmental intrigue. Celebrity access is humorously reminisced with Patsy Cline's shared phone number. Listeners laugh at the bramble name Cockburnianus and a rare sporting history between Grimsby Town and Manchester United. Unexpected tales surface, like parachuted dogs on D-Day and Madame Tussaud's forced wax heads during the revolution, keeping the banter fresh and fun.

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Nov 27, 2025 • 58min
S1 Ep611: No Such Thing As A Forbidden Panettone
Anne Miller, a QI researcher and author of the upcoming book Monster Diaries, joins the hosts for a delightful discussion. They explore the unique tradition of hanging panettone upside down to prevent dome collapse. The conversation dives into local yeast and master bakers in Sicily, as well as the intriguing connection between panettone and Saint Blaise. Plus, the hosts reveal amusing tips from public naming contests and share stories about the Post Office Tower's fascinating history. Get ready for a mix of food facts and quirky tales!

76 snips
Nov 23, 2025 • 30min
Little Fish: Poor Benighted Mountain Beaver
This week, the hosts dive into bizarre facts, exploring the world of unicycles and a unique sport called unicycle hockey. They unravel genetic quirks, revealing how many ancestors may not contribute DNA. Join the laughter as they discuss the quirks of mountain beavers and their enormous fleas. Surprising world records include Johnny Strange slicing watermelons on a bed of nails, while a Belgian man took cosmetic surgery to channel his inner Michael Jackson. Plus, learn about the charming history of the oldest operational post office!

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Nov 20, 2025 • 57min
S1 Ep610: No Such Thing As Lily Allen In The Hellespont
Cariad Lloyd, a comedian and author, joins the hosts to explore fascinating topics like Joseph Bazalgette's transformative sewer designs in London. She reveals his unexpected connection to rock history through his great-great-grandson. The group dives into the world of bacteria found in NASA's clean rooms, highlighting their surprising resilience and unique adaptation. They also discuss Lord Byron's intriguing life, including his influence on literature and ties to Greek independence, showcasing odd relics from his past.

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Nov 16, 2025 • 33min
Little Fish: You've Been Harkin'd
Dive into a wild array of facts as hosts explore the quirky history of Oklahoma's parakeet farming and tackle toilet troubles on the ISS with their unique urine management solutions. Discover how T. rex is closer to us than Stegosaurus and learn about the peculiar pumpkin drop experiment showcasing gravity. The debate over round airplane windows for safety adds to the mix, while a bizarre Latvian banking practice involving immortal souls raises eyebrows. Join the fun with unexpected historical twists and listener contributions!

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Nov 13, 2025 • 56min
S1 Ep609: No Such Thing As Aunt Bessie In A Red Citroën Picasso
Join comedian Amy Gledhill, known for her sharp humor and co-hosting other comedy podcasts, as she dives into a delightful mix of flirting techniques and the intricate world of bingo. They discuss the quirky ups and downs of modern flirting, from Pizza Express's training trial to AI-generated pickup lines. Amy shares tales from Yorkshire, including the sweet history of Yorkshire puddings, and they explore unusual local legends, like Hull’s iconic landmarks and characters. It's a hilarious blend of comedy, culture, and culinary quirks!

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Nov 9, 2025 • 32min
Little Fish: Yum Yum, Plum Plum
Join the hosts as they dive into bizarre facts and fascinating discussions. Discover if the Butt of Lewis is truly the windiest place in the UK. Unravel the curious link between a missing soldier and WWII tensions in Asia. Delve into why stem cell patients smell oddly like creamed corn. Marvel at Devo's cheeky alter ego, Dove, and explore historical tidbits linking Napoleon to the Duke of Wellington. Plus, meet the first four listeners who are now Fact Custodians! It's a wild ride through trivia and history!

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Nov 6, 2025 • 51min
S1 Ep608: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Sausage
Rachel Parris, a comedian and author known for her wit, joins the hosts for a lively discussion at the Cheltenham Literature Festival. She shares hilarious tales about a prank at the Earl of Sandwich's expense involving a devilish baboon. The conversation dives into the scandalous history of the Hellfire Club and quirky prison break stories, where ingenious tactics like disguising in laundry bags and using miso soup to corrode cuffs come to light. They also explore quirky historical jobs and humorous anecdotes from Parris’s experience in the world of scriptwriting.


