No Such Thing As A Fish No Such Thing As Captain Crossword
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Jan 15, 2026 
Tom Allen, a comedian, broadcaster, and gardener, shares his passion for gardening along with amusing anecdotes. He dives into the intriguing life of Noel Coward, discussing his wartime controversies and unexpected financial maneuvers. The conversation shifts to the eccentricities of 18th-century ornamental hermits and fascinating gardening tips, including the efficacy of worm casting tea. They also touch on quirky historical tales, like a Greek king's unusual demise after a monkey bite. With humor and insight, Tom blends gardening with history and stories that entertain.
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Noel Coward’s Secret War Role
- Noel Coward was listed by the Nazis as a target and worked in soft intelligence during WWII.
- His flamboyant public life caused embarrassment and public shaming despite genuine war work.
Gardening As Cosmic Obsession
- Marvel's Gardener is an Elder of the Universe whose obsession grants extreme longevity and planetary terraforming skills.
- The character reframes horticulture as a cosmic, long-lived vocation rather than a mere hobby.
Practical Natural Gardening Tips
- Use worm castings (worm poo) and worm-poo tea to enrich soil and feed plants naturally.
- Consider plants like the 'piss-off plant' to repel dogs and cats without chemicals.