How Long Gone

SOne-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about St. Patrick's Day woes, Jason hates showing "the strategy," Jesus-coded influencers, personal trainer pyramid schemes, the ground beef and banana diet, Gwen Stefani went from L.A.M.B. to MAGA, Lady Gaga is a freak, has Justin Bieber ever done a Zoom call? Kim K is still sleeping with the Tesla Robot, the real reason why Don Jr's ex is dating Tiger Woods, the new Playboi Carti record, and we analyze Meghan, Duchess of Sussex's new podcast deal.twitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeanshowlonggone.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A wild episode with a wild guy, Justin Pearson is a musician known for the bands Swing Kids, The Locust, and many more. We spoke with him from his home in San Diego about a new guy in the Sauna, the early 2000s punk to electronic music shift, a dry cleaner hates to see the Locust coming, his brief EDM career, working at a gay bar until he was 40, treating his record collection like his retirement fund, getting pulled over with a missile launcher in the trunk, true grindcore, fighting nazis, his thoughts on Krishna and Bikram, bands cashing in on the reunion wave, and go see the Swing Kids play at the end of the month in SD.instagram.com/justinpearson31gtwitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeanshowlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ione Skye is an actress from Los Angeles, currently living in Australia. Her popular new memoir, Say Anything, is out now. We chat about mucus, if Kate Moss is back on the gear, Is Druski belly-flopping at Diddy's house? If bisexuality is real, remember "heshers?" Preppy rich kids in the 80s, her mom sold weed, shooting nude with Bruce Weber and her brother, her brother dated Gwyneth Paltrow, The Chili Peppers threw a "no girlfriends allowed tour" while she was dating Anthony Kiedis, her lesbian phase, our love of Lana Del Rey's range, and her top 5 prescription pills.instagram.com/ioneskyeleetwitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeanshowlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris just landed in London, and Jason is in Palm Springs. We chat about being that daddy, don't bring kids to Palm Springs, buy the Grindr dip, hot tennis players, what shows Chris went to in Paris, Calvin Harris goes country, King Charles On The Radar freestyle, bop house daughter or steak and eggs on cutting board son? The final boss of hydration, §teak & §hake exterminates seed oils, dry scooping salt, young people don't know Chris Brown beat up Rihanna, what foods smell in the car more, and we ran out of eligible bachelors.twitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeanshowlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One host shares stories from Paris while the other is in Glendale. They discuss Meghan Markle's new Netflix show and humorous celebrity antics like gum-throwing. From street art to a showdown on a helicopter, the banter flows. They also touch on wellness products, including mouth lube, and reflect on unique smoothie flavors. The anticipation for upcoming music festivals adds to the excitement, and personal anecdotes about travel bring a relatable twist to their entertaining chatter.

Cole Escola is a comedian, actor, singer, and playwright of the Broadway sensation "Oh, Mary!" We chat with them from their temporary home in New York about flavored water, a Babyface spotting on Chris' flight to Paris, an Oscars review, a breakdown of Cole's Vanity Fair look, building with Catherine O'Hara, why they have a Samsung phone, Cole's journey with the Kindle, growing up a "turkey baby," Cole's idolization of Martha Stewart, why they're sober, how long it took them to enjoy vacationing, will Cole "Anora" the Tonys? Which notable names have expressed interest in playing Mary in Cole's absence, a check-in on Radiolab, what time they wake up in the morning, and a deep dive on New York's Kips Bay. instagram.com/coleescolatwitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeanshowlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this lively discussion, the hosts humorously analyze Bieber's decline and the chaos of youth basketball games. They explore unique relationship insights, such as recognizing 'green flags,' and the joys of 'bottom-friendly' eating. The conversation shifts to the glitz of award shows and playful critiques of fashion choices, while also diving into tech dilemmas like considering an iPad purchase. They share entertaining anecdotes about celebrity culture and navigate the complexities of growing older, all with a blend of wit and camaraderie.

Haley Mlotek, a Montreal-based writer and author of "No Fault," dives into intriguing topics like the impact of divorce on modern relationships and reality TV's portrayal of marriage. She reflects on her love for 2000s indie music and shares personal anecdotes about health challenges and navigating identity. Mlotek humorously critiques societal norms, discusses the allure of re-watching beloved films, and reveals how social media influences the desire to wed. Her unique perspective on romance and pop culture makes for a captivating conversation.

Mark Anthony Green, a filmmaker celebrated for his debut feature film 'Opus,' shares insights from his creative journey. He discusses the complexities of New York's congestion pricing and the cultural shifts he's seen, including the rise of poker night. Mark highlights the nuances of stan culture versus tribalism and explains his approach to storytelling and music collaboration, including working with Nile Rodgers. He also dives into the implications of AI on creativity while humorously contemplating the potential of 'good manipulation' in the industry.

Tune in for hilarious tales from a hotel room in New York, where they chat about Blink 182’s Banksy sale and DJ Pauly D's live set. They dive into the absurdity of young white rappers and share nostalgia-fueled stories about past substance use. Fashion meets humor as they debate workout attire and explore cocktail culture. There’s also a quirky exploration of bodega sandwiches that perfectly captures their New York vibe. Get ready for a mix of heartfelt anecdotes and breezy banter!