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This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the St. Lucia vacay continues. Garcelle confronts Kyle about Morgan, but when she needs backup from Sutton, it’s just crickets. Naturally she repays the favor when Erika and Dorit have a go at Sutton the high seas. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wihan has decided he’s in love on this week’s Below Deck Down Under. Will he be able to do one lick of work with his heart pounding so? No, but he finds plenty of time to be deeply offended by booty shorts and a refusal of free cheese plate labor. What a douche. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Crappy Hour Live, Dorit isn’t paying her bills (allegedly), Jax announces a coke addiction and a podcast tour, and Carl just wants us to let him be a Cake Eater. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap! Porsha is all out of sorts on this week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta because Dennis the Hot Dog Magnate is trying to get more camera time via Drew. Please don’t disrespect those that make us hair ambassadors, ma’am. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap!Porsha is all out of sorts on this week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta because Dennis the Hot Dog Magnate is trying to get more camera time via Drew. Please don’t disrespect those that make us hair ambassadors, ma’am. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We’re in Minneapolis for this week’s Southern Charm! JT is accused of more dastardly deeds, Sally gets a boob redo, and Paige shows up to mock Craig. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We’re live from Cinci to recap Summer House this week! Carl tries to get over Lindsay, Imrul bangs another ghost, and Jesse tries to figure out how to get himself out of the Lexi sitch. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this week’s Denise Richards and Her Wild Things, the girls plan a funeral for a gila monster and one of them gets their nose fileted to look more like their mom, who is spending most of the time arranging pans on her boobs for a cooking show shoot. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of 2!This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle cries about her husband being photographed with a younger woman and somehow not once is the name Morgan Wade brought up. Then the ladies begin a cast trip to St. Lucia where Sutton and Dorit gather troops to fight in the battle of Lush V Poor. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part oneThis week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle cries about her husband being photographed with a younger woman and somehow not once is the name Morgan Wade brought up. Then the ladies begin a cast trip to St. Lucia where Sutton and Dorit gather troops to fight in the battle of Lush V Poor. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.