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Top Chef: Canada is in full swing and we’re finally here to run down the chefs via their bios and to talk turkey about the first few episodes. Bon appetit! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Valley is back for season 2 and we’re here to trash the trailer shot by shot. Will Michelle get caught being a high priced call girl? Will Brittany finally rid herself of the Jax scourge? Will Janet ever wear anything other than rayon? Let’s find out! You can watch the video version of this along with all our other recaps and catch our White Lotus bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale, Sutton has another hissy fit in St. Lucia, and this time she’s dressed as a bird. Also, Tom is sentenced and Erika brings out her ole victim act again. Rinse and repeat.  You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at  Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapThis week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale, Sutton has another hissy fit in St. Lucia, and this time she’s dressed as a bird. Also, Tom is sentenced and Erika brings out her ole victim act again. Rinse and repeat.  You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at  Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Below Deck Down Under, Wihan continues to be utterly useless as he lazes about the boat and whines anytime anyone calls him out. Meanwhile, Lara tries to cobble together a Fear Factor dinner featuring cooked bat. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recap! On The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kelli throws a Mommy and Me event at Balmain, which leads to a flurry of ‘90s era pop culture insults. We honestly couldn’t ask for more. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap! On The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kelli throws a Mommy and Me event at Balmain, which leads to a flurry of ‘90s era pop culture insults. We honestly couldn’t ask for more. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the season finale of Southern Charm, Venita confronts Ryan about barbershop rumors, Molly makes a move on Shep, Salley and Taylor sort of fight, and Craig bares his soul about the breakup that no one ever ever ever could see coming. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

During a pirate-themed episode of Summer House, Kyle and Craig finally come face to face to schedule their big face-to-face confrontation. Meanwhile, Carl invites a woman named Lil to the house, and Paige continues to display visible dissatisfaction about Craig.  Argggh! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this week’s Denise Richards and Her Wild Things, Top Chef winner Brooke Williamson swings by to help Denise cook while Aaron hides his boner.  Meanwhile, Sami gets to see her new nose. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.