Bananas full human, part-time employee, Lisa Magid joins Kurt and Scotty for a few rounds of Would You Rather and then some advice about a trash pick-up event and an outfit for Kentucky Derby party! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ashley Ray joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how endless shrimp is financially ruining Red Lobster, a trail runner who got trapped in a public smart toilet for over 10 minutes, a porch pirate who dressed as a trash bag to steal packages and a man stung on testicles by scorpion while sleeping in hotel room bed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Peruvian soccer player named Osama Vinladen, getting rid of library late fees with pictures of cats, a mountain lion that shut down school turned out to be a fat cat eating rat and a woman marries her AI boyfriend based on all her exes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kurt and Scotty talk about two women who are attempting to drive 500 miles in a toy car, a man who robbed a bank and then felt bad and turned himself in, a dad arrested after calling the police 18 times to complain about his son’s homework and an Earth sandwich made by two men 20,000 kilometers apart! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who took the longest time to run a marathon, a Missouri museum breaks world record for wearing underwear as hats, NY man’s pet alligator has been seized after 34 years and he wants him back and how to eat like Pitbull! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about not offending men and pranking bosses! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Claudia Doumit joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who lost her insurance claim after being pictured throwing a Christmas tree, an Australian man arrested for a second time for drunk driving when he drove to police station to complain about first arrest, marijuana munching rats invade police station and a man who drove off a PCH cliff and lived! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kurt and Scotty talk about Japan’s naked man festival ending, the pine tree on Maine’s license plates, how an eavesdropping husband made over a million dollars while listening to his wife’s work calls, AI does math better if it pretends it’s on Star Trek and a Glamping site told to close after loud sex noises and bad singing bothered neighbors!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Laci Mosley joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a Chinese spy pigeon released from bird lock up, a stowaway who flew from Denmark to LAX without a passport and a man who made a Chewbacca suit from 45 bags of hair extensions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kurt and Scotty talk about wiener dog bones found under Rome’s Colosseum, a woman reported missing who was stuck in a ski gondola overnight, NYC man who tried to steal a hotel and pepperoni vandalism at a New Jersey home!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices