Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Kurt and Scotty talk about a missing cat found thousands of miles away from home in an Amazon return box, a California home with meth lab goes on sale for $1.5 million, man buys Cartier earrings for $14 after glitch, someone keeps pooping on headstones at Dearborn cemetery, a woman found living in a Family Fair sign and French bakers claim world’s longest baguette!Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rachel Feinstein joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a mom who accidentally invited over 400 guests to her daughter's birthday party, a woman who got catfished by a restaurant and a cheeseball man who drew a massive New York City crowd! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kate Willett joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a grandma that held plank pose for 4.5 hours to break world record, unmarried brothers looking for an heir to inherit their cuckoo clocks, an ex-Cal Trans employee charged with building homes in train tunnels, a Georgia couple who says moving company stole all their sex dominos, and an Ohio man who says he lost 3.1 pounds eating only Skyline chili for a week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jess McHugh joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Czechia banning music that is too fast or too slow, Lala the penguin who loves to shop, how Pavarotti used to keep secret caches of pasta on sides of stage, a TV news station that accidentally aired man’s testicles during eclipse coverage, and how billions of cicadas are about to invade America! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bananas full human, part-time employee, Lisa Magid joins Kurt and Scotty for a few rounds of Would You Rather and then some advice about a trash pick-up event and an outfit for Kentucky Derby party! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ashley Ray joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how endless shrimp is financially ruining Red Lobster, a trail runner who got trapped in a public smart toilet for over 10 minutes, a porch pirate who dressed as a trash bag to steal packages and a man stung on testicles by scorpion while sleeping in hotel room bed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Peruvian soccer player named Osama Vinladen, getting rid of library late fees with pictures of cats, a mountain lion that shut down school turned out to be a fat cat eating rat and a woman marries her AI boyfriend based on all her exes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about two women who are attempting to drive 500 miles in a toy car, a man who robbed a bank and then felt bad and turned himself in, a dad arrested after calling the police 18 times to complain about his son’s homework and an Earth sandwich made by two men 20,000 kilometers apart! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who took the longest time to run a marathon, a Missouri museum breaks world record for wearing underwear as hats, NY man’s pet alligator has been seized after 34 years and he wants him back and how to eat like Pitbull! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt and Scotty give listener advice about not offending men and pranking bosses! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.