Kurt and Scotty talk about an Only Fans model who flashed the Dublin to NYC portal and got it shut down, a postal worker drives 100 mph racing a Mustang, a dog too friendly for police steals hearts during Taiwan earthquake rescue, free wine hidden in small print claimed after three months, and a man gets painting of boat on fence after being told to hide the boat!Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Megan Gailey returns to Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who caused car crashes all around Boston and tried to drive into Fenway, a woman contemplated divorce after finding out her husband was her cousin, Hertz charges Tesla renter for gas and won’t back down, and a tourist mauled by a brown bear after rolling down window to take selfie with it!Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kurt and Scotty play more Would You Rather and give advice about having time off of work and a sign off name for emails and letters! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kurt and Scotty talk about a missing cat found thousands of miles away from home in an Amazon return box, a California home with meth lab goes on sale for $1.5 million, man buys Cartier earrings for $14 after glitch, someone keeps pooping on headstones at Dearborn cemetery, a woman found living in a Family Fair sign and French bakers claim world’s longest baguette!Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rachel Feinstein joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a mom who accidentally invited over 400 guests to her daughter's birthday party, a woman who got catfished by a restaurant and a cheeseball man who drew a massive New York City crowd! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kate Willett joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a grandma that held plank pose for 4.5 hours to break world record, unmarried brothers looking for an heir to inherit their cuckoo clocks, an ex-Cal Trans employee charged with building homes in train tunnels, a Georgia couple who says moving company stole all their sex dominos, and an Ohio man who says he lost 3.1 pounds eating only Skyline chili for a week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jess McHugh joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Czechia banning music that is too fast or too slow, Lala the penguin who loves to shop, how Pavarotti used to keep secret caches of pasta on sides of stage, a TV news station that accidentally aired man’s testicles during eclipse coverage, and how billions of cicadas are about to invade America! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bananas full human, part-time employee, Lisa Magid joins Kurt and Scotty for a few rounds of Would You Rather and then some advice about a trash pick-up event and an outfit for Kentucky Derby party! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ashley Ray joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how endless shrimp is financially ruining Red Lobster, a trail runner who got trapped in a public smart toilet for over 10 minutes, a porch pirate who dressed as a trash bag to steal packages and a man stung on testicles by scorpion while sleeping in hotel room bed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Peruvian soccer player named Osama Vinladen, getting rid of library late fees with pictures of cats, a mountain lion that shut down school turned out to be a fat cat eating rat and a woman marries her AI boyfriend based on all her exes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices