

Distractible
Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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Oct 27, 2025 • 54min
World Record (Today)
Dive into the wild world of quirky single-day records! From Mark's unfortunate GPU mishap to Wade's wedding food regrets, the hosts share hilarious personal tales. Discover claims of the longest continuous urination and Bob's epic 26-slice pizza challenge. A painful pinky-toe story and a shocking mobile game spending spree add to the fun. They celebrate everyday achievements while spinning the points wheel, culminating in a friendly competition. Tune in for laughs and unexpected triumphs!

Oct 24, 2025 • 1h 4min
Nah, I'd Lose
The hosts dive into hilarious restaurant reviews, raving about the amazing Italian dishes at Soto. Parenting takes a turn as they recount a fall festival mishap that highlights the chaos of raising kids. A light-hearted chat about hydration leads to comical tales of Mark's bathroom runs. In a creative game, they attempt to lose on purpose in absurd scenarios, like frogs battling alligators and botched pig trap schemes. The laughter culminates in chaotic mishaps, creating an entertaining blend of humor and relatable parenting moments.

Oct 20, 2025 • 1h 13min
The Oxford 3000
Bob hosts a hilarious word game that tests Mark and Wade's skills and egos. With anecdotes ranging from Mark's recent marriage to Wade's amusing dermatologist visit, the laughter is non-stop. The trio dives deep into the backward guessing game, struggling with tricky pronunciations and diphthongs. They also explore comical topics from childhood memories to masculinity in a lively hotter/colder challenge. In the end, a surprising winner emerges, promising more fun for the next round!

Oct 17, 2025 • 1h 5min
The Cursed Episode
Wade leads a spooky discussion on famous curses, including the infamous Tutankhamen and Dead Man's Hand stories. The hosts dive into Cincinnati sports legends and the eerie Lost Dutchman's Goldmine. They explore real-life geological events that seem cursed, like the Lake Nyos tragedy. Humor flows as they share funny hexes and delve into the darker tales of the Busby Stoop Chair and the Hope Diamond. Expect a mix of chilling lore and lighthearted banter as the hosts navigate the realm of curses and legends.

Oct 13, 2025 • 1h 5min
In This Game... Only Letters, Friends!
Join the hosts as they dive into a hilariously chaotic alphabet survival game! They navigate bizarre scenarios like falling from an airplane with 'L' items and escaping a burning IKEA using creative 'C' choices. Expect laughs as Mark, Bob, and Wade share personal stories about rain, parenting, and the wild world of nature filming. The points tally and wheel spin heighten the competition, determining the ultimate victor in this fun-filled adventure.

Oct 10, 2025 • 49min
Three Sentence Horror Stories
Get ready for a spooky thrill as the hosts dive into a chilling three-sentence horror story challenge. From a comedic Chia Pet twist to Ikea mazes filled with ghostly surprises, their storytelling spirals into the hilarious yet horrifying. They explore absurd scenarios like kissing Grandma gone wrong and transform innocent children's laughter into eerie screams. With plenty of dark humor and unexpected punchlines, this podcast promises laughs and gasps as the hosts navigate the fine line between fright and fun.

Oct 6, 2025 • 1h 1min
A Harrowing Journey
The hosts dive into a wild ride of conversation, kicking off with a game of 'Would You Rather.' Mark shares a nail-biting tale of a night drive on I-70, battling rain and brake troubles. Bob and Wade chime in with their own winter road horror stories. The trio debates fascinating questions, like choosing between perfect memory or selective forgetting, and whether to time travel to the past or future. With laughs and insights aplenty, they wrap it all up with playful jabs and reflections on the craziest and happiest moments.

Oct 3, 2025 • 57min
Wade Has An Interest
Wade dives into his unique D&D playstyle as a 'Good Barbarian' in an Epic Six campaign. Bob suggests a rotating one-shot format for D&D adventures. The trio debates roleplay versus action pacing and shares past RPG experiences. Caffeine habits spark lively discussions, while Mark showcases his mobile game guild leadership. They ponder on revolutionary self-repairing roads and speculate about a viral sinkhole video. The convo shifts to local sports, including news about Joe Burrow's injury and football weekend surprises.

Sep 30, 2025 • 40min
The Pee Covered Episode
The hosts reunite in Ohio, setting a lively tone for their conversation. One hilariously navigates his allergy to Skyline chili, while another shares a cringe-worthy foot infection story from ill-fitting dress shoes. Potty-training anecdotes spark laughter, and they reminisce about classic movie quotes. The trio playfully debates show improvements and the idea of a mukbang-style segment. As conversation flows, the light-hearted banter continues until they wrap up with playful farewells.

Sep 26, 2025 • 1h 3min
Shame, Shame, Shame
The hosts embark on a hilarious journey of shame, sharing personal food fails and viral mishaps. They tackle a viral incident at a tennis match, a celebrity's questionable music video decisions, and even an elected official’s unusual side gig. Dissecting everyday annoyances, they rant about tech failures, productivity distractions, and driving faux pas. With playful debates over humorous topics like philosophy degrees, the laughter flows as they tally up shame points. Expect a mix of lighthearted banter and thought-provoking observations!


