Distractible

Join the chaos as the hosts delve into the absurdities of adulthood and spooky folklore mascots! From a hilarious debate over backyard weed removal to an odd tale of oranges tainted by dog urine, laughter abounds. They brainstorm unique mascots for adult tasks, introducing bizarre characters like the Rake Demon and the Reddit Demon. Plus, there's a humorous look at product recalls and the quirks of brand redesigns. Expect whimsical discussions that blend humor with relatable moments of adult life!

Bob takes center stage in a hilarious one-man show, complete with quirky character voices and prompts from his buddies, Mark and Wade. The trio dives into wild anecdotes involving shattered glass and shrimp disposal, while also playing a guessing game featuring animal impressions. Bob faces a unique challenge retelling stories without verbs and pitches bizarre items with strict word limits. The fun escalates with rants about Spotify and parenting grievances, making this performance a rollercoaster of laughter and spontaneity.

Join the trio as they plunge into quirky topics like the absurd origins of the Gingerdead Man and the philosophical musings on herms as identifiers of personhood. They also dive into the role of refrigerators in modern homes and the magical transformation of sand into glass. Don't miss their hilarious take on crafting two-sentence horror stories, blending terror with comedy. With twists, double points, and unexpected game mechanics, the competition keeps everyone on their toes!

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The Distractible hosts are ready to take down the other chart-topping podcasts and reclaim their rightful position to number one. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The curse of the monkey themed episodes continues to linger as Wade gives Mark and Bob some profound choices to make. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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