

Distractible
Distractible
The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
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Oct 13, 2025 • 1h 5min
In This Game... Only Letters, Friends!
Join the hosts as they dive into a hilariously chaotic alphabet survival game! They navigate bizarre scenarios like falling from an airplane with 'L' items and escaping a burning IKEA using creative 'C' choices. Expect laughs as Mark, Bob, and Wade share personal stories about rain, parenting, and the wild world of nature filming. The points tally and wheel spin heighten the competition, determining the ultimate victor in this fun-filled adventure.

Oct 10, 2025 • 49min
Three Sentence Horror Stories
Get ready for a spooky thrill as the hosts dive into a chilling three-sentence horror story challenge. From a comedic Chia Pet twist to Ikea mazes filled with ghostly surprises, their storytelling spirals into the hilarious yet horrifying. They explore absurd scenarios like kissing Grandma gone wrong and transform innocent children's laughter into eerie screams. With plenty of dark humor and unexpected punchlines, this podcast promises laughs and gasps as the hosts navigate the fine line between fright and fun.

Oct 6, 2025 • 1h 1min
A Harrowing Journey
The hosts dive into a wild ride of conversation, kicking off with a game of 'Would You Rather.' Mark shares a nail-biting tale of a night drive on I-70, battling rain and brake troubles. Bob and Wade chime in with their own winter road horror stories. The trio debates fascinating questions, like choosing between perfect memory or selective forgetting, and whether to time travel to the past or future. With laughs and insights aplenty, they wrap it all up with playful jabs and reflections on the craziest and happiest moments.

Oct 3, 2025 • 57min
Wade Has An Interest
Wade dives into his unique D&D playstyle as a 'Good Barbarian' in an Epic Six campaign. Bob suggests a rotating one-shot format for D&D adventures. The trio debates roleplay versus action pacing and shares past RPG experiences. Caffeine habits spark lively discussions, while Mark showcases his mobile game guild leadership. They ponder on revolutionary self-repairing roads and speculate about a viral sinkhole video. The convo shifts to local sports, including news about Joe Burrow's injury and football weekend surprises.

Sep 30, 2025 • 40min
The Pee Covered Episode
The hosts reunite in Ohio, setting a lively tone for their conversation. One hilariously navigates his allergy to Skyline chili, while another shares a cringe-worthy foot infection story from ill-fitting dress shoes. Potty-training anecdotes spark laughter, and they reminisce about classic movie quotes. The trio playfully debates show improvements and the idea of a mukbang-style segment. As conversation flows, the light-hearted banter continues until they wrap up with playful farewells.

Sep 26, 2025 • 1h 3min
Shame, Shame, Shame
The hosts embark on a hilarious journey of shame, sharing personal food fails and viral mishaps. They tackle a viral incident at a tennis match, a celebrity's questionable music video decisions, and even an elected official’s unusual side gig. Dissecting everyday annoyances, they rant about tech failures, productivity distractions, and driving faux pas. With playful debates over humorous topics like philosophy degrees, the laughter flows as they tally up shame points. Expect a mix of lighthearted banter and thought-provoking observations!

Sep 22, 2025 • 57min
For Folk's Sake
Join the chaos as the hosts delve into the absurdities of adulthood and spooky folklore mascots! From a hilarious debate over backyard weed removal to an odd tale of oranges tainted by dog urine, laughter abounds. They brainstorm unique mascots for adult tasks, introducing bizarre characters like the Rake Demon and the Reddit Demon. Plus, there's a humorous look at product recalls and the quirks of brand redesigns. Expect whimsical discussions that blend humor with relatable moments of adult life!

Sep 19, 2025 • 49min
Bob's One Man Show
Bob takes center stage in a hilarious one-man show, complete with quirky character voices and prompts from his buddies, Mark and Wade. The trio dives into wild anecdotes involving shattered glass and shrimp disposal, while also playing a guessing game featuring animal impressions. Bob faces a unique challenge retelling stories without verbs and pitches bizarre items with strict word limits. The fun escalates with rants about Spotify and parenting grievances, making this performance a rollercoaster of laughter and spontaneity.

Sep 15, 2025 • 1h 21min
Let's Get Deep
Join the trio as they plunge into quirky topics like the absurd origins of the Gingerdead Man and the philosophical musings on herms as identifiers of personhood. They also dive into the role of refrigerators in modern homes and the magical transformation of sand into glass. Don't miss their hilarious take on crafting two-sentence horror stories, blending terror with comedy. With twists, double points, and unexpected game mechanics, the competition keeps everyone on their toes!

Sep 12, 2025 • 1h 6min
Anything Goes (Part 2)
Mark returns from his weekly hospital trip to warn us all about the dangers of eating vegetables.
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