Distractible

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He's making a list, and checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's bald or lacks height. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's time to relax with a copy of Penthouse Forum and plate of cannolis, because this compilation is all about the moon man himself, Mark. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If the "Distractible Vault" was a fridge, it would be stocked up with only the best bite-sized moments of our favorite dad, wordsmith, and mechanic, Bob. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Visit www.rocketmoney.com/Distractible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dive into hilarious moments featuring Wade's baldness and his dark lullaby performance. Enjoy absurd sound-guessing games, including goats and screams, and laugh at a surreal tale about Jesus and an egg. The hosts tackle the quirks of pet ownership and the emotional toll of aging animals. From mocking Elon Musk's gaming woes to a wild clown scenario on a plane, the comedic mishaps keep rolling. Expect rants about coffee culture, bizarre news, and impressions that push the laughter over the edge!

This Halloween-themed discussion features chaotic banter about past holidays and a chilling TwitchCon incident. Mark triumphantly shares his wedding photo going viral while diving into a bizarre frog-swallowing story. Bob introduces a bilingual haunted doll, while Mark describes unsettling Hamburglar arrests and their creepy mascot implications. There's also a surreal tale of a giant baby statue that raises eyebrows. The hosts explore extreme online communities and end with humorous challenges, concluding with golf surprises and Halloween wishes.

Dive into the wild world of quirky single-day records! From Mark's unfortunate GPU mishap to Wade's wedding food regrets, the hosts share hilarious personal tales. Discover claims of the longest continuous urination and Bob's epic 26-slice pizza challenge. A painful pinky-toe story and a shocking mobile game spending spree add to the fun. They celebrate everyday achievements while spinning the points wheel, culminating in a friendly competition. Tune in for laughs and unexpected triumphs!

The hosts dive into hilarious restaurant reviews, raving about the amazing Italian dishes at Soto. Parenting takes a turn as they recount a fall festival mishap that highlights the chaos of raising kids. A light-hearted chat about hydration leads to comical tales of Mark's bathroom runs. In a creative game, they attempt to lose on purpose in absurd scenarios, like frogs battling alligators and botched pig trap schemes. The laughter culminates in chaotic mishaps, creating an entertaining blend of humor and relatable parenting moments.

Bob hosts a hilarious word game that tests Mark and Wade's skills and egos. With anecdotes ranging from Mark's recent marriage to Wade's amusing dermatologist visit, the laughter is non-stop. The trio dives deep into the backward guessing game, struggling with tricky pronunciations and diphthongs. They also explore comical topics from childhood memories to masculinity in a lively hotter/colder challenge. In the end, a surprising winner emerges, promising more fun for the next round!

Wade leads a spooky discussion on famous curses, including the infamous Tutankhamen and Dead Man's Hand stories. The hosts dive into Cincinnati sports legends and the eerie Lost Dutchman's Goldmine. They explore real-life geological events that seem cursed, like the Lake Nyos tragedy. Humor flows as they share funny hexes and delve into the darker tales of the Busby Stoop Chair and the Hope Diamond. Expect a mix of chilling lore and lighthearted banter as the hosts navigate the realm of curses and legends.