
Tell Me Something Messy with Brandon Kyle Goodman
It’s time for a messy kiki about relationships, love, and sex! Tell Me Something Messy is an educational comedy podcast hosted by writer, actor, and sexual/mental wellness advocate, Brandon Kyle Goodman, henceforth known as Messy Mom! Each week Messy Patrons are invited to leave perfectionism at the door and wade into the wild, wonderful world of dating drama, pleasure pursuits, and communication breakthroughs. With Messy Mom activated, BKG steers the kiki as unfiltered guests and callers unpack entanglements and embrace their truths. Tell Me Something Messy is a no-judgment zone where communication is currency and showing up fully is law.
Latest episodes

Oct 24, 2024 • 47min
Toes Are Where The Trauma Is w/ Taylor Tomlinson
World-renowned comedienne and salad-date-partner, Taylor Tomlinson joins Brandon for a deep dive into repressed love and sexuality because of organized religion. Hold on, stick with us — It's a touching and hilarious conversation on everything from losing virginity "on the lord's day" and the evolution of toe-sucking, all wrapped around Smash or Pass and some shocking Messy Mail submissions. Find Taylor on Instagram @taylortomlinson Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodmanJoin the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 17, 2024 • 52min
I’m A Hemorrhoid Whisperer, Baby! w/ Dr. James Simmons
After receiving a fist-full of recurring medical questions from the c'heauxmunity, Brandon invites Dr. James Simmons, a renowned expert in all things anal health to share some of his wisdom and medical stories in our latest sympheauxsium. Brandon's got a few medical messy stories of their own the share, and they learn a butt-load about hemorrhoids, sex while pregnant and some gaps in the medical community. Find Dr. James on Instagram @drjamesqsimmons https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodman Join the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/ Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 10, 2024 • 50min
My Little Secret w/ Katya Zamolodchikova
The one-and-only Katya Zamolodchikova graces the pod with her presense to share a slew of messy stories, mostly involving butt plugs. Plus, Brandon and Katya play Fuck, Marry, Block with household appliances, anal danger and lube. Find Katya @katya_zamo Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodmanJoin the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oct 3, 2024 • 53min
Let Her Be Free w/ Alesha Reneé
Brandon's close friend, Alesha Reneé, joins to share where she is on her Heaux journey, but as they start talking about all of the things that Alesha feels she's missed out on, the conversation takes a deeper turn. But not before a quick game that covers spit-play and hotel sex. Find Alesha Reneé at: https://www.instagram.com/iamalesharenee/Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodmanJoin the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 26, 2024 • 59min
Jerkchella! w/ Eric Williams
Brandon is back to help you navigate your interactions with FuckBoy, LLC, and they've invited Eric Williams (That's A Gay Ass Podcast) to talk all things body image. But before they can break down the importance of not yucking someone else's yum, they play a quick game of Smash Or Pass. Article 'Gay Men Have Long Been Obsessed With Their Muscles. Now Everyone Is': https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/09/t-magazine/gay-men-muscles-body-culture.html Find Eric Williams at: https://www.instagram.com/ericwillz/ Listen to That's A Gay Ass Podcast at: https://www.instagram.com/gayasspodcast Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodman Join the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/ Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 19, 2024 • 1h 8min
Kissing Titties w/ Shantira Jackson & Dr. Vanessa Marin
It's our first Heaux Sympheauxsium! Brandon has invited two unbelievable guests, Shantira Jackson, comedian and writer, and sex-pert, Dr. Vanessa Marin to deep dive into letting love grow. But, no episode is complete without a lube-breaker that sends Brandon and Shantira down one of the biggest cackling episodes yet. Find Shantira Jackson at https://www.instagram.com/tira_tira_tira Find Dr. Vanessa Marin at https://www.instagram.com/vanessaandxander Buy Dr. Vanessa's book and use promo code MESSY at https://rep.club/products/sex-talks Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodman Join the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/ Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 12, 2024 • 50min
I Need Some Potassium In My Life w/ TS Madison
Digging in deep on a sensitive subject, Brandon and special guest TS Madison talk about a recent experience Madison had when re-examining her own sexual and romantic relationships. You can feel the love in this conversation as Brandon and Madison tackle inherited burdens and societal pressures that get in the way of one's happiness. And, once again, Brandon keeps trying to get guests to go on a hike during the lube-breaker game. Find TS Madison at: https://www.instagram.com/tsmadison/ Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodman Join the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/ Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 12, 2024 • 57min
Your Besties Aren't Just For Brunch Tables w/ Chelsea Gentry
The first episode of Tell Me Something Messy kicks off with a slurp as Brandon and special guest bestie Chelsea Gentry talk kissing technique, leaning on your c'heauxmunity, and finding the next true step for your heart. Plus, tips for eating ass and fan submitted messy stories. Find Chelsea Gentry at: https://www.chelseagentry.me/ Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodman Join the C'Heauxmunity at https://brandonkylegoodman.substack.com/ Submit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sep 5, 2024 • 4min
Introducing: Tell Me Something Messy with Brandon Kyle Goodman
Welcome To The C'Heauxmunity! Tell Me Something Messy launches on September 12th! Come be a part of Brandon Kyle Goodman's messy new podcast that's all about sex and self. Follow Brandon on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brandonkylegoodmanSubmit your own messy story or question at TellMeSomethingMessy@gmail.com or call (669) 696-3779See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.