
Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
The Lions Led By Donkeys podcast is a military history podcast for laughing at the worst military failures, inept commanders, and crazy stories from throughout the history of human conflict.
Our podcast will always be free, but if you think what we do is worth a buck you can throw us one here:
https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
Latest episodes

Apr 24, 2023 • 1h 15min
Episode 257 - The Taiping Rebellion Part 2: Working in the Dog Blood Factory
Exploring the bizarre gunpowder ingredients used by rebels in the Taiping Rebellion, brutal working conditions in a dog blood factory, unconventional tactics like bribing pirates for protection, and the rebel leader's evolution into a police state ruler.

Apr 17, 2023 • 1h 13min
Episode 256 - The Taiping Rebellion Part 1: Jesus Christ's Little Brother
A failed civil service exam leads to the deadliest civil war in China, exploring the syncretism of Taiping Christianity, the rise and fall of the Manchu Dynasty, the divine visionary Hong Zhuquan, and the violent origins of the Taiping Rebellion.

Apr 9, 2023 • 1h 5min
Episode 255 - The Battle of Carrahae
Crassus attempts to go to war to build his own resume. He ignores everyone's advice and marches his legions into the most predictable defeat on earth.
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Sources:
Plutarch. Crassus.
Mary T. Boatwright. The Romans: From Village to Empire
Roman-Persian Wars: The Battle of Carrhae

Apr 3, 2023 • 1h 14min
Episode 254 - Zheng Yi Sao, The Pirate Queen of China
A sex worker turned pirate queen builds a more powerful navy than the entire navy of China.
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Sources:
Murray, Dian H. Pirates of the South China Coast, 1790-1810
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/ching-shih-chinese-female-pirate

Mar 26, 2023 • 1h 6min
Episode 253: The Battle of Hattin
Joe, Tom, and Nate talk about the time that Crusaders forgot that humans need water to live.
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Sources:
Nicholson, R. L. Joscelyn III and the Fall of the Crusader States
Phillips, Jonathan (2002), The Crusades 1095–1187
Lacey, James. Crushed at the Horns of Hattin

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Mar 19, 2023 • 1h 21min
Episode 252 - The Battle of Tannenberg Part 3: The Not So Battle of Tannenberg
The hosts dive into the chaotic world of World War I, weaving humor through grim realities. They discuss military miscommunication, showcasing the blunders of Russian General Samsonov. Anecdotes about bicycle battalions add a layer of intrigue to historical warfare, revealing unexpected rescues. Personal experiences highlight the chaos of military life, contrasting combat challenges with the comforts of home. The episode wraps up with a look at the quirks of East Prussia's transformation and the absurdities of the Battle of Tannenberg.

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Mar 13, 2023 • 1h 21min
Episode 251 - The Battle of Tannenberg Part 2: A Wild T Rex Appears
The story of the battle of tannenberg continues part 2/3
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Mar 6, 2023 • 1h 20min
Episode 250 - The Battle of Tannenberg Part 1: Deadly German Swamp Ass
In a humorous kickoff to a legendary WWI battle, the hosts dive into the sensory connections of smell and its quirky memories, including odd scents from the NYC subway. They tackle the often-overlooked narratives of the Eastern Front and the complex history between Germany and Russia. A lighthearted take on the bizarre pickle halberd adds comedy while contrasting military strategies and the geopolitical tensions leading to Tannenberg. The dysfunctional state of the Russian military before the battle offers a chaotic glimpse into what’s to come.

Feb 27, 2023 • 1h 18min
Episode 249 - How the US Almost Annexed the Dominican Republic
Once upon a time the United States came shockingly close to annexing the Dominican Republic.
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Sources:
https://www.jstor.org/stable/2717114
https://journals.openedition.org/nuevomundo/61771?lang=en
https://news.yahoo.com/1871-us-almost-acquired-dominican-135435379.html
https://www.insider.com/annexation-of-santo-domingo-act-ulysses-grant-dominican-republic-2022-7
CORRECTION:
Samuel Doe was murdered by Prince Johnson, an ally of Charles Taylor, but not Charles Taylor himself.

Feb 20, 2023 • 1h 25min
Episode 248 - The Night Witches of WWII
Joe, Nate, and Tom talk about the Soviet all woman night bomber unit of WWII that terrorized the Nazis and pissed off Soviet men.
support the show: https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
sources:
https://www.history.com/news/meet-the-night-witches-the-daring-female-pilots-who-bombed-nazis-by-night
https://www.wrightmuseum.org/2020/10/01/the-soviet-night-witches/
https://www.discovermagazine.com/the-sciences/who-were-the-soviet-night-witches
https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/06/night-witches-wwii-female-pilots