
Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
The Lions Led By Donkeys podcast is a military history podcast for laughing at the worst military failures, inept commanders, and crazy stories from throughout the history of human conflict.
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Latest episodes

Jul 2, 2023 • 1h 10min
Episode 267 - The Fall of Singapore Part 1: The Kiwi Weeb
Joe, Tom, and Nate talk about the most embarrasing allied defeat of WWII
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Sources:
Lindsey Murdoch. The Day the Empire Died in Shame.
Janet Urh. Against The Sun. The AIF in Malaya.
Kirby Woodburn. Et Al. History of the Second World War United Kingdom Military Series. Vol. I
Brian Farrell. The Defense and Fall of Singapore 1940-1942.
Allen Parfitt. Bicycle Blitzkrieg: The Japanese Conquest of Malaya and Singapore.

Jun 25, 2023 • 1h 13min
Episode 266 - The Toledo War
Michigan, led by a 22 year old governor, invades Ohio to claim Toledo.
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Sources:
Emmanuel, Greg (2004). The 100-Yard War: Inside the 100-Year-Old Michigan–Ohio State Football Rivalry. Hoboken, NJ: J. Wiley & Sons. pp. 8–10. ISBN 0-471-67552-0.
"The Ohio–Michigan Boundary War: Battle of Phillips Corners Marker #2–26".
"The Toledo War". Geography of Michigan and the Great Lakes Region. Michigan State University.

Jun 18, 2023 • 1h 13min
Episode 265 - The Battle Of Adwa
Italy invades Ethiopia, gets churned into a chunky, sauce-like liquid.
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Sources:
Raymond Jonas. The Battle of Adwa: African Victory in the Age of Empire
Greg Blake. The First Italo-Abyssinian War: The Battle of Adwa
Greg Peduto. Italy's Failed African Gambit

Jun 11, 2023 • 1h 18min
Episode 264 - The Battle of Nicopolis
Crusaders attempt to drive the Ottomans out of the Balkans. It does not go well.
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Sources:
Aziz Antiya. Crusades in the Later Middle Ages
http://www.historyofwar.org/articles/battles_nicopolis.html
https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/article/crusader-disaster-at-nicopolis/
https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/article/march-to-destruction-nicopolis-1396/

Jun 4, 2023 • 1h 20min
Episode 263 - The Madness of Francisco Macías Nguema
*CONTENT WARNING*
Joe and Tom discuss The Madness of Francisco Macías Nguema, a dictator nicknamed The Pol Pot of Africa.
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Sources:
Tufts Mass Atrocity Endings for Equatorial Guinea
Paul Kenyon. Dictatorland: The Men Who Stole Africa.
https://web.archive.org/web/20230306160338/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/personal-view/3610187/If-you-think-this-ones-bad-you-should-have-seen-his-uncle.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20230517050409/https://www.icj.org/the-trial-of-macias-in-equatorial-guinea-the-story-of-a-dictatorship/

May 28, 2023 • 1h 13min
Episode 262 - The Nez Perce War
A group of Native Americans launch one of the longest fighting retreats in North American military history in order to escape genocide at the hands of the US government.
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Sources:
Bruce Hampton. Children of Grace, The Nez Perce War of 1877
Elliot West. The Last Indian War: The Nez Perce Story
https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/the-last-battle-of-the-nez-perce-war/
Elliot West. Dreamweaver.

May 21, 2023 • 1h 6min
Episode 261 - The USS Thresher
The story of the most deadly submarine disaster in American history.
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Sources:
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2021/08/14/questions-about-infamous-lost-sub-thresher-resurface-navy-releases-new-documents-tied-decades-old-mystery.html
https://www.usni.org/magazines/naval-history-magazine/2023/april/what-killed-thresher
https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/atomic-submarine-sinks-in-atlantic
https://www.naval-technology.com/features/featureperil-in-the-depths-the-worlds-worst-submarine-disasters-4191027/
https://www.secnav.navy.mil/foia/readingroom/HotTopics/Forms/AllItems.aspx?RootFolder=%2ffoia%2freadingroom%2fHotTopics%2fTHRESHER%20RELEASE
https://nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/rip-how-mechanical-problem-led-uss-thresher-its-eternal-patrol-92421
Norman Polmar. The Death of the USS Thresher

May 14, 2023 • 1h 14min
Episode 260 - The Battle of Crecy
A blind man tries to charge a line of English longbowmen.
It ends exactly like you think it does.
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Sources:
https://www.historyextra.com/period/plantagenet/what-happened-battle-crecy-edward-iii-hundred-years-war-victory-why/
Andrew Ayton. The Battle of Crécy, 1346
Andrew Ayton. The Battle of Crécy: Context and Significance
https://www.historytoday.com/archive/edward-iii-and-battle-cr%C3%A9cy
https://warfarehistorynetwork.com/article/death-by-longbow/
https://www.wired.com/2009/08/0826crecy-cannon/

May 7, 2023 • 1h 25min
Episode 259 - The Taiping Rebellion Part 4: The Heavenly King Has A Tummy Ache
The podcast delves into Chinese history, rebel attacks in Shanghai, desperation and chaos in the Taiping Rebellion, discussing strategic food supply importance in a fortress, brutality escalation, modern marijuana potency, the downfall of key figures, and managing listener complaints

Apr 30, 2023 • 1h 12min
Episode 258 - The Taiping Rebellion Part 3: The Chicken King
The podcast discusses the brutal tactics used in the Taiping Rebellion, power struggles among rebel leaders, challenges in pronouncing Chinese names, immaculate conception beliefs, struggles of an opium-addicted official, and chaotic power dynamics within the rebellion. Foreign interactions, involvement of Western traders, and the appointment of foreign commanders are also highlighted.