Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad
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Aug 13, 2025 • 1h 17min

Free Patreon episode - And Then Sparrows Took Their Eyes: Hans The Hedgehog

Dive into a whimsical examination of Hans the Hedgehog, a quirky character with a hedgehog's upper body and a boy's lower half. Explore the darker origins of fairy tales and the absurdities that arise within them. Enjoy humorous banter about the enchanting yet chaotic narrative of Hans as he helps a lost king. The hosts offer playful insights into family dynamics, morality, and the art of storytelling, all while crafting an engaging atmosphere that blends humor with deeper themes.
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Aug 6, 2025 • 5min

It's August! Non-Ep!

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until September)Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansaladTOUR TICKETS: https://littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-bean-salad-podcast/
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Jul 30, 2025 • 6min

Fifth Wednesday Not-A-Pod Pod

Dive into a whimsical discussion on snacks, especially prunes, and the absurdities of eating habits. The hosts bring humor to everyday topics, delivering laughs over quirky calendar oddities like the rare Fifth Wednesday. Their playful banter contrasts the freshness of their content with the metaphorical expired prunes, making for an entertaining and light-hearted experience. Don't miss the shout-out to their exclusive Patreon perks!
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Jul 23, 2025 • 1h 7min

Hiking

Hailey of Guildford offers up hiking as a topic for the beans this week which is nothing to be ashamed of. Just as the cardinal rule of the hiker is to leave no trace of themselves on the landscape, the lukewarm banter of the beans will pass through your mindscape with the firm promise to leave no memorable impression of any kind. With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansaladTickets for our UK TOUR available here: https://littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-bean-salad-podcast/Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.comGet in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpodHenry Widdicombe's new comic, How To Survive An Affair: https://goshlondon.com/how-to-survive-an-affair-1/Gareth Gwynn's show Cyril at the Camden Fringe: https://camdenfringe.com/events/gareth-gwynn-cyril/
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Jul 16, 2025 • 1h 1min

Queen Victoria

Queen Vic, Lil’ Drina, Granny Europe, The Windsor Widow, The Saxe-Coburg Slicker, Big Bo Peep. Whatever you call her, Queen Victoria still holds the record for the monarch with the most pubs and Spice Girls named after them. No wonder Pete from Derby wanted a lukewarm lens cast over her - and he knew just the beans for the job.With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansaladTickets for our UK TOUR available here: https://littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-bean-salad-podcast/Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.comGet in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
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Jul 9, 2025 • 1h 6min

Archery

Match Of The Day. Big Break. Bullseye. All of the major British sports have been comprehensively covered by television for decades - except archery. Looks like it’s time for the beans to pick up where television couldn’t be arsed. Ta very much to Charis of Los Angeles for this week’s topic (which is archery btw).With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansaladTickets for our UK TOUR available here: https://littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-bean-salad-podcast/Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.comGet in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
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Jul 2, 2025 • 60min

Seagulls

Dr G has the beans get all lukewarm under the collar about seagulls this week. Voted the animal least likely to be of any use in warfare four years running and Time Magazine’s “Worst Pet Experiment” (2003), the seagull is largely unloved by its human neighbours. Indeed a major survey by Ipsos MORI discovered that 99.23% of seagull based anecdotes cast the seagulls as the villain of the piece (and the remaining 0.77% were believed to be fabricated). Can the beans find an upside to the seagull? Or will its upside simply be covered in the shit from another seagull at higher altitude?With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansaladTickets for our UK TOUR available here: https://littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-bean-salad-podcast/Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.comGet in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
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Jun 25, 2025 • 1h 1min

Old Wives' Tales

The hosts dive into the quirks of urban living, humorously tackling background noise and heat wave antics. They share absurd tales about pets and baby birds, while reflecting on the cultural oddities of old wives' tales and beauty practices. A playful comparison between cavemen and modern convenience leads to lively debates. A listener's amusing run-in with a giant moth sparks chuckles about insect phobias, and they cap it off with a quirky flooring debate that showcases their light-hearted banter.
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Jun 18, 2025 • 1h 6min

The Sixties

They say if you remember the 60s then you didn’t really do yourself any serious brain damage in the 60s. Perhaps someone in that situation would be well placed to offer some thoughts on arguably the most famous decade of all time. Gabby of Worthing eschews such a source and instead seeks definitive banter on the 60s from the three beans who, between them, own almost one Lovin’ Spoonful CD.With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansaladTickets for our UK TOUR available here: https://littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-bean-salad-podcast/Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.comGet in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod
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Jun 10, 2025 • 1h 6min

Moths

The beans have avoided it for as long as possible but Roddy of London has spoken and what he spake is “Moths”. This could be a fearsomely difficult listen for anyone with a loathing of moths or this podcast. The beans, however, are inexorably drawn to lukewarm banter just as the badger is drawn to the dual carriageway and so they chat the chat that must finally be chatted.With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus/video episodes: www.patreon.com/threebeansaladTickets for our UK TOUR available here: https://littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-bean-salad-podcast/Merch now available here: www.threebeansaladshop.comGet in touch: threebeansaladpod@gmail.com @beansaladpod

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