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Oct 14, 2026 A rambling journey through disappointing orchard fruit, family trees, dubious aristocratic legends, and the terrifying possibilities of royal succession. Along the way come Jemima Nicholas, orangutan monarchs, Kiefer Sutherland, a Bradley Walsh dynasty, theatre rats, live animals, Minions, and an unusually ambitious Sean Bean-themed toilet refurbishment.
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Benjamin’s Honey Became A Medieval Siege Weapon
- Benjamin Partridge microwaved crystallized honey for 30 seconds, transforming a small amount into dangerously hot, watery syrup.
- The others imagined it as a weapon that could burn through ambulances and require six weeks to cool.
Benjamin’s Kitchen Runs Like A Rogue Laboratory
- Benjamin Partridge’s domestic experiments turn ordinary chores into uncontrolled home alchemy.
- The comedians compare his house to a Victorian laboratory, free from ethics committees, red tape, and moral qualms.
Henry Begins His Short And Intense Yogurt Fling
- Henry Paker tried yogurt with chia seeds, milled flax seeds, and raspberries after years as a self-described yogurt skeptic.
- Mike Wozniak predicted an intense two-week fling before Henry abandoned yogurt again.