What happens when there’s 3 Sloots and 1 man covered by a thinly veiled Kimono? You’re about to find out. Sofia is BACK in all of her chaotic and cancellable glory…alongside new merch available NOW! This week Sofia takes us on a VERY cinematic play by play of her and Sloot Media’s stay in Los Angeles. As per usual, copious amounts of questionable substances, naked men, and aggressive bouncers were all involved. Nothing the gang can’t handle! But stay tuned, a Sloot content house is on the horizon. Watch out Hype House!  Professor Sofia is also back with another Sloot University segment, teaching us the importance of TRUE self confidence and the power of betting on yourself. Now when your parents ask if you learned anything in school today, you actually have something to tell them. If you ever wanted a blue check mark, now is your chance.Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code RADIOShip Station: http://www.shipstation.com SOFIACalm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIARoman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get in Sloots, we’re going to a sex dungeon. Coming at you live from the city of Angels, Sofia is joined by Weezy of Whorrible Decisions! Since Weezy last visited the Sloots, A LOT has gone down. She tells us about her new TV show Sex Sells and all of her escapades that occurred during filming. Sex dungeons, golden showers, and even naked yoga! Sofia also clears the air about her sexuality, which she wasn’t even exactly sure of until this episode. Happy Pride! Sofia and Weezy also tell us NEVER before heard stories of their adventures in both NYC and LA. The duo also breaks down the different tiers of dating, monogamy, and the harsh reality that broke dick really can be the BEST dick. Lastly, Sofia and Weezy FINALLY decided that they will be hooking up in the near future (as if we didn’t know that already). Coming to an Only Fans near you! Get your wallets out Sloots. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Brooklinen: http://www.brooklinen.com promo code SOFIALiquid IV: http://www.liquidiv.com promo code: SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Coming to a PTA meeting near you, Sofia and her hellchild! Yep! Sofia is having a baby! Clear your schedule because everyone knows she is NOT watching after that thing. Baby Sloot was decided upon AFTER Sofia abandoned her boyfriend and a Sloot Media employee at the St. Regis hotel to fend for themselves while she proceeded to get blackout drunk - only to wake up in a random hotel room next to a couple partaking in intercourse! Just Sofia things. Sofia also teaches us a VERY important Sloot University lesson regarding GIRL CODE, telling us all the do’s and dont’s of friendship in womanhood…which we know she knows ALL about. PRO TIP: Sending pussy pics to your friends boyfriend is a no go! Anyway, Sofia’s baby is screaming and she’s probably in a ditch somewhere so tune in! Baby Alessi has a new friend!Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Zola: http://www.zola.com/SOFIAFunction of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIANoom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Beyoncé said she’s on demon time, so we are too. Sofia is BACK by unpopular demand! This week Sofia learns a new language. Twitter language that is, thanks to producer Alex and the Gen Z kids. Sofia goes on to tell us a HORRIFYING story about a recent doctors appointment where she learned about her alarmingly short life expectancy, AND that she’s also the cause for all major issues in the world! Health is wealth! We also learn an NSA-level hack that will 100% make you lose sleep at night. And finally, thanks to our girl Larsa Pippen, we do a psychoanalysis of the cis-male brain...or lack there of. Just another week of regularly scheduled chaos over here Sloots!Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIABrooklinen: http://www.brooklinen.com promo code SOFIAAthena Club: http://www.athenaclub.com promo code: SOFIACalm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIARoman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There's a hot NEW diet pill! It’s called a toxic relationship - and you probably already take it daily! We have a new Sloot in town! This week Sofia is joined by her FAVORITE cousin Anto, who happens to be producer Alex’s older sister. Together the girls open pandora's box by unleashing stories from their most TOXIC relationships. Anto tells us about the time her impoverished ex stole her car and made her perform X-Games moves outside of a Wells Fargo. Sofia then tells us a tale about one of her former Prince Charming’s and a not-so-sweet threesome they had...some real notebook-esque sh*t going on here. The girls then let us in on TWO new hacks about how to achieve your BEST selfie yet, and how to COMPLETELY compromise your partners Instagram. We never said we were the healthiest b*tches out here, but we’re definitely helpful. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/  Episode promo codes:Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIAEarnest: http://www.earnest.com/SOFIAMeUndies:  http://www.meundies.com/SOFIAHello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/12sofiaStitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Call Child Protective Services! Baby Alessi just went down her first K Hole!Joined again by the fabulous Fabby F Baby, Sofia is turning things UP a notch. This week we learn that in typical Sofia fashion, not only is she a felon, but she’s now been denied global entry! Guess she’s really staying in Utah forever. The girls then take us down memory lane recalling one of their finest nights when Sofia lost ALL motor skills due to a little ketamine/cocaine mix up…it could honestly happen to anyone right? We also get some tips on how to achieve your BEST orgasm and even a recollection of the girls best orgasms to date. Overall, things are going well for the girls, but it just wouldn’t be normal if there wasn’t some *chaos* sprinkled in the mix. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIAAthena Club: http://www.athenaclub.com promo code: SOFIAStitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIAFunction of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIALiquid IV: http://www.liquidiv.com promo code: SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners. Surprise! Sofia’s moving to Miami AND she’s going to be a Real Housewife!This week the Queen Sloot is joined by superstar comedian, Nikki Glaser. While these two may be the funniest women on earth, this episode actually gets PRETTY deep. Together the ladies discuss self-esteem, the scientific differences between the male and female orgasm (IF he can even give you one, right?), and the clusterf*ck world that is dating. Sofia also gives us some personal life updates including her upcoming move to Miami and her soon-to-be Real Housewives of Salt Lake City casting. As usual, her life is all over the place but hey - it’s her world, we’re just Sloots living in it. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Noom: http://www.noom.com/SOFIARoman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIACalm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

IN CASE you want to know if he's cheating on you...we've got you covered. And we’re cheating back!This week Sofia gives us a MAJOR relationship update involving her upcoming move back to New York City, which is causing quite the riff in her relationship. It’s no big deal though because Queen Sloot is getting BACK in the game and she needs to know…how far is too far? Is flirting REALLY cheating? Don’t lie, we’ve all done it. Joined by her cousin Alex, Sofia teaches another illustrious Sloot University lesson and this one…has a scent?Sofia also lets us in on a BRAND NEW hack to catch your sleazy boyfriend cheating. These b*tches are!Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIAEearnest: http://www.earnbrest.com/SOFIABrooklinen: http://www.brooklinen.com SOFIAShip Station: http://www.shipstation.com SOFIAHello Fresh: http://www.hellofresh.com/sofia12 To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

FABBY F BABY. PLEASE SAY THE BABY…is motherf*cking BACK! This week Sofia is joined by her best friend of all time, Fabby! You thought you heard it all the last time Fabby graced the Sloots with her presence, but you’re in for a surprise. Mugshots and foursomes have nothing on the stories you’re about to hear. Together the duo dive into EVERYTHING plastic surgery (pro tip: South Korea is the move) and for all the bachelors out there, the girls also give detailed descriptions of the type of hu$bands they want. Last but not least, we FINALLY get to hear the steamy (literally) details of the INFAMOUS virginity story! Things get a little…wet n wild in this episode. Save water, shower with a friend.Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Episode promo codes:Better Help: http://www.betterhelp.com/SOFIAZola: http://www.zola.com/SOFIAFunction of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIAUqora: http:// http://www.uqora.com/SOFIAStitch Fix: http://www.stichfix.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sofia got a nature valley bar inside her pussy this past weekend!Watch out granola people. Sofia recaps her weekend where she addresses the shit that was said about her recently, her take on ugly men, and her hatred of nerds. Listen before you judge! She also talks about her worst date and the BEST tip to get out of one. Lastly, queefing. Let’s talk about it. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ MeUndies:  http://www.meundies.com/SOFIA Ritual: http://www.ritual.com/SOFIACalm: http://www.calm.com/SOFIAFunction of Beauty: http://www.functionofbeauty.com/SOFIARoman: http://www.Getroman.com/SOFIALearn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices