Sofia with an F

She said Ye can we get married at the malllll?He said no, but he WILL be your New Years kiss. Well maybe not you, but definitely Aliza’s. Today Sofia is joined by internet sensation Aliza who gained overnight fame from her infamous No Jumper interview in 2021. Yes, THAT interview - you know the one. Aliza joined Sofia in New York City to give us ALL the tea on our favorite rappers and athletes. With both Kanye West AND Drake having her number blocked, you can only IMAGINE what else Aliza is about to spill…like that time Trey Songz peed on her. With Sofia enamored (jealous) by Aliza’s reality show-esque lifestyle, not only are we told never-before-heard stories, but we were also graced with a special guidebook on how you too can make some memories that you DEFINITELY won’t want your kids to know about. This weeks Sloot University Aliza puts her Slooty school girl outfit on and gives us the lowdown on everything you need to know. From how to get flown out, which cities are best for meeting up with celebrities, ways to ensure your safety, and even some of Aliza’s own personal horror stories so that you can learn from them. Finally, Aliza tells us about her life-threatening experience with a botched BBL surgery and gives a special PSA about cosmetic surgery to all the Sloots. If you thought Sofia is the girl you should be weary about bringing home to your parents, we may have found a Sloot to one up her. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Dipsea: http://www.dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days full accessAway: http://www.awaytravel.com/SOFIASunday Scaries: http://www.sundayscaries.com promo code SOFIA for 25% offPepper: http://www.wearpepper.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Reunited once again, Sofia is joined by her bestie for the restie FABBY F BABY! It’s been a while since Fabby has graced the Sloot airwaves so there is TONS to catch up on, especially being that Fabby is now living in New York City! How lucky is the Big Apple to be infiltrated by Utah’s finest? Today Fabby takes us on her latest journey from Las Vegas to NYC filling us in on ALL the trials and tribulations occurring along the way - including a story about an unhinged roommate and secret nanny cams… In more important news, the girls come to the conclusion that New York City MAY be the best place to find your future husband (while also unpacking Sofia’s peeping tom fetish…which is only a tad concerning). Of course we can’t talk about the glory of living in the best city in the world without discussing the harsh realities that come with it. With a second recession well underway Sofia and Fabby unpack some not-so-ideal childhood memories that actually helped shape them financially, followed by tips for the Sloots to help prepare for this rough time ahead of us. Since it IS 2022, we can’t talk about finances without also talking about the bane of our existence: CRYPTO. Sloots, we know you pretend to care about it when that cute guy is babbling on and on, AT LEAST listen to our very own Fabby’s tragic crypto experience. NFT, Bitcoin, Bathing Ape, ETH, - we don’t fucking get it either. Finally, Sofia tells Fabby about a slightly creepy instagram page that your boyfriend more than likely already knows about, and one you NEED to know about. Yeah, there’s more that can be put in this description but I’m pretty sure you don’t wanna read anymore, just tune the fuck in Sloots.Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Cerebral: http://www.cerebral.com/SOFIA for 65% off your first monthFitOn: Join over 10 million people getting their FitOn. Work out for free anytime, anywhere. Text SOFIA to 64-000 to join FitOn for freeFreshly: http://www.freshly.com/SOFIA AZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code PODCAST to save 20% on AZO vaginal health productsOK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME…Seriously. How proud is your partner to be with you? Are you their dirty little secret (shout out All American Rejects) or do they scream your name from the rooftops? Sloots, today Sofia is helping you figure out whether or not you are being POCKETED. You probably already know the answer to this, but sometimes you need someone to lay it all out for you - and that’s what Sloot University is for. Heading into this holiday weekend Sofia is doing A LOT. In light of her going on yet another tropical vacation (because her life is so hard), she vents about her gripes with the OVERLY organized community, specifically the ones on TikTok. You know the ones who are fully packed 3 days in advance for their trip with every moment of their itinerary planned out before they even arrive at the airport? Those people. Naturally, because she’s making fun of a group of people, it’s only right she made fun of herself. Sofia decided to find some of the best negative reviews about herself and read them for you all to enjoy. Staying humble is key! Finally, Sofia gives us the lowdown on EVERYTHING that went down during the recent Nelk Boys prank featuring Sofia (and the Sloot Media team). If you haven’t seen it yet, RUN don’t walk to Youtube. It’s some real wedding crasher shit people. Sloots, sit back and relax - because there’s nothing more relaxing than listening to someone whose life is more of a train wreck than yours. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Merit: http://www.meritbeauty.com/SOFIA to get their free reusable makeup bag with your purchaseSkinSolutions.MD: https://sofia.skinsolutions.md for a discounted priceFitOn: Join over 10 million people getting their FitOn. Work out for free anytime, anywhere. Text SOFIA to 64-000 to join FitOn for freeAZO: http://azoproducts.com promo code PODCAST To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I wish nothing but the best...for youuuuuuu *in Sofia's best Adele voice*Today is the big day Sloots. Well, every Thursday is a big day for us, but this one is MAJOR. Today Sofia is coming clean. We’re getting the FULL breakdown of Sofia’s break up. We know this has been a hot topic for quite some time now, surrounded by a lot of speculation - but you're FINALLY about to hear it from the horse's mouth...excuse me, Sloots mouth. Aside from the big news and juicy details you all have been dying for, Sofia also has a RIDICULOUS story about encountering ANOTHER ex in a way that would only happen to her...No seriously, if this situation didn't prove that we're living in a simulation, we don't know what will. Elon Musk, knock it the fuck off. Sofia also tells us about how she flew in Mother Sloot (because what else are you supposed to do when you're going through a breakup?), and not only did her mom come immediately - but also proceeded to kick her while she was down....Lola, you're a real one for that because sometimes you just NEED to hear it. Finally, Sofia tells us why in gods name was she dressed up as a stripper in front of "Rudy Giuliani". Whew, that was a mouthful and what a life Sofia lives...good thing we get to listen for pure entertainment! Listen with open arms, ears, and mouths Sloots - this one is a doozy. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Dipsea: http://www.dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days full accessZola: http://www.Zola.com/Osea: http://www.oseamalibu.com use promo code SOFIA for 10% off To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Before getting into today’s AMAZING guest, Sofia gives a VERY important PSA regarding the potential overturning of Roe V. Wade. To be a Sloot is to be ENTIRELY about female empowerment, so you KNOW Sofia had some words to say about this public health crisis…and you ABSOLUTELY should too!Today Sofia is joined by entrepreneur and health and wellness GURU Mari Llewellen! In this episode Mari brings us into her world by explaining her journey starting from the VERY beginning to present day. Mari explains to Sofia step by step not only what it took to lose 100lbs SAFELY, but how she’s maintained her new lifestyle throughout life’s ups and downs. Mari then gets EXTREMELY vulnerable explaining what made her change her entire life around while also providing health and fitness tips for the Sloots. Together Sofia and Mari also unpack the stigma’s around mental health, more specifically with Mari educating us about her experience with Borderline Personality Disorder. Though this episode does not include a story about Sofia getting arrested or swinging from the Empire State Building, these two ladies are covering some REAL shit that sometimes we just need to hear. So come on Sloots: 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get those sit ups righttt in…at your own pace of course! You got this.Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ OK Cupid: Download OK Cupid from the App Store or Google Play today!Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun withThat will be the sign you read as you enter the colony that Sofia and her friends are raising their kids on. No father in sight? No problem! Kidding (kind of). This week Sofia is joined by long time friend Ali Azemar! Together the two unpack the RIDICULOUS societal pressures surrounding women turning the big 3-0. What ever happened to thirty, flirty, and thriving? With Ali just turning the corner and Sofia’s birthday coming up in July, the girls express both their concerns and excitement about this new era they’re entering. From dealing with men who think you want to get married off the bat, to the idea of freezing your eggs sooner than later - the girls cover it ALL. But don’t fret! There are WAY more positives than negatives (like actually having money in your 30’s!) Next, Ali takes us on her unconventional journey that led her to where she is today as a product developer for a men and women’s healthcare company. She gives us ALL the tips and tricks to help us not only secure an interview, but land the job too! …And she may have told us some horror stories of what NOT to do as well. Finally, Ali exposes Sofia’s self proclaimed “worst trait about herself”. Sofia says these claims are blasphemous but we know by now to take her opinion with a grain of salt, right? Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ The Pill Club: http://heyfavor.com/SOFIA to get your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control Dipsea: http://www.dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If giving head was a college she’d be summa cum laude!SLOOTS, she’s back. Reporting from Sofia’s FAVORITE place on earth, Los Angeles! Before we get into the good stuff, Sofia breaks down and gives her VERY unsolicited opinion on Coachella and more importantly, Revolve Festival (aka Fyre Festival 2.0) - this opinion MAY be slightly biased considering Sofia was NOT invited…but that’s besides the point! Next (in typical Sofia fashion) she spends time COMPLETELY contradicting herself by telling us about her new found morning meditation routine. Don’t worry, she hasn’t COMPLETELY changed on us nor is she saying her life is that of a stable person, it’s just not falling apart entirely anymore (thanks to these tips). Lastly, we cover one of our (least) FAVORITE past times: the art of blowjobs. No, we’re not re-teaching the Gluck Gluck. That’s old news. Tune in to hear why pleasing your partner is not only imperative for your relationship, but good for the mind, throat, body, and soul. Open wide Sloots!Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA Osea: http://www.oseamalibue.com and use code SOFIA to get 10% off your first orderAway Travel: http://www.awaytravel.com/SOFIA for your 100 day trialFlex: http://www.flexfits.com/SOFIA Cerebral: http://www.cerebral.com/SOFIA for 65% off your first month To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Second chances they don’t ever matter people never change!UNLESS you’re Jlo and Ben Affleck that is. ATTN SLOOTS: PLEASE do not take this as a sign to back to your trifling, good-for-nothing ex. BUT on the off chance that they don’t fall directly in the “piece of shit” category, Sofia has some choice words for you this week. But wait! Not only Sofia, we are FINALLY joined by our OG producer Alex Franco! Yes, everyone's FAVORITE e-girl is BACK! Together the two catch up on each other's lives discussing Sofia’s most recent vaginal crisis (STD free though!) and much like Jenny from the Block, Alex’s rekindled flame with her ex. Since love (or some other odor) seems to be in the air, Sofia felt it was appropriate to dive into the PAINFUL discussion of THEM vs. THE IDEA of them in today's Sloot University. I know it hurts Sloots, but it needs to be discussed. We know you envision a life of romance and 401K’s with Brad, but you need to open your eyes to your current reality, which is someone who punches walls when he gets “mad” and crusty sheets and cum towels that haven’t been washed since you last did it for him 3 months ago. Sometimes it’s better to rip the bandaid off now. But you know what they say, if you love something, set them free. If it comes back it’s yours - even if it's 18 years and three husbands later! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA Merit: http://www.meritbeauty.com/SOFIA to get their free reusable makeup bag with your purchaseZola: http://www.Zola.com/SkinSolutions.MD: https://sofia.skinsolutions.md/ for special discounted price To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

“It’s not my fault he’s like in love with me or something!” - John to Sofia after he made out with her boyfriendYES SLOOTS…Our king is BACK. 53 episodes later John Like the Bible has returned from war…and by war we mean the one he recently conquered with “Lisa”, Bitcoin, and the metaverse. More on that later. This week Sofia brings us up to date on ALL things John including his ~thriving~ love life, career, AND skateboarding skills. Promise it’s FAR more interesting than it sounds. The duo also dives into some interesting topics such as the “gay best friend” controversy, AND a fun game of “What Kind of Gay Are You?” (PS: If you’re a Lana gay we are JUDGING you - kidding…kinda). Finally, instead of Raya, John has a NEW dating app (website?) for us that is by far the WILDEST shit we have ever stumbled across. Just know going forward: no Macy’s bathroom is safe. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Dipsea: http://www.dipsea.com/SOFIA for 30 days full accessFreshly: http://www.freshly.com/SOFIA Dadgrass: http://www.dadgrass.com/SOFIA To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get in Sloots, we’re self-acceptingSloots, we are FINALLY getting Sofia to ourselves again this week. So you know what that means: clear your schedule for your weekly dose of debauchery and shenanigans. In the past 7 days, Sofia has managed to embarrass herself in front of the ENTIRE West Village impersonating Neil Armstrong AND was (almost) forcefully removed from her apartment building. Some may call it trouble in paradise, we just call it another day in the office. More importantly, for today's Sloot University we talk about a VERY necessary concept: FUCK SELF-HELP. Yes, you read that right. Throw out the books, unfollow that matcha-drinking, journaling girl on Tik-Tok, and PLEASE do not blow your paycheck at Sephora in the name of “retail therapy”. It’s NOT worth it. The real “self-improvement” begins when you SELF-ACCEPT, not when you throw out all your club clothes in place of the Lululemon BBL jacket. Think about it Sloots, actually don’t think - listen to this episode.Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklynFind merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices