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Bold American is Made in America and made for you. Two Veterans and a Gold Star sister dive into the Good, Bad, Ugly, and All-American topics. Military, Veteran, Culture Issues and yes…even politics. Bold conversations for all Americans. Hosted by Captain Cons. New episodes each weekYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30
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Mar 16, 2021 • 1h 10min
ZBT #347: Ukraine Now Has Only 34 MiG-29s...Ooops
ROUND 1 (16:05:78): Looks like the Arrive Alive card needs to go international after a drunk Ukrainian Air Force officer smashed his Volkswagen into a MiG-29 fighter
ROUND 2 (25:39:85): Veteran lived in a concessions stand for 3 years at Philly’s Veterans Stadium and no,,, it wasn’t Kate
ROUND 3 (35:47:52): 4 soldiers shoveled 1.6 million pounds of sand to build a HESCO barrier fortress, and they weren’t in trouble or something, they did it on their own free will???
ROUND 4 (44:42:96): Dictionary.com just added 600 new words to the English language vocabulary. Kate has a test for the guys on the newest crop in their military category.
ROUND 5 (51:47:11): A retired 2-Star General opens up about mental health issues that ended his career.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Mar 12, 2021 • 1h 9min
ZBT #346: Tucker Carlson, Bears Eating Butts, And Cons vs Kate
Round 1 (08:21:79): Tucker Carlson sucks
Round 2 (19:44:63): A sommelier taste tests various energy drinks and if he shits on Rip Its, he can join Tucker on firewatch.
Round 3 (39:28:30): In a little bit of a safety brief, we need to remind you that bears love eating ass.
Round 4 (46:56:92): Bed bugs on a submarine.
Round 5 (55:21:51): I have a little contest for Cons and Kate. It will be a little bit of an enlisted vs officer showdown!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Mar 9, 2021 • 1h 7min
ZBT #345: Military Facts + Marine Corps Mails A Woman Pee
ROUND 1 (12:25): The Marine Corps sent a group of special packages to the wrong address & the recipient was shocked to find… URINE. Sounds like a leader at 11th Marines Regiment might be a little PISSED off when they realize a full day’s worth of pee tests is wasted.
ROUND 2 (27:50): On a recent episode we talked about Congressman Adam Kinzinger’s family beefing with him over politics, but honey, that’s got nothing on Hitler’s nephew who went & blackmailed him & then joined the US Navy… Historical Drrrr-amaaaa!
ROUND 3 (37:51): Spring is fast approachin’ and with it, plans for... an Air Force C-130 raid near Salt Lake City? Kate: Whoa, what’s the buzzzzzzzzzzz about that? Chaps: Well I’m itchin’ to tell ya & the answer won’t bug you if you hate mosquitos, that’s for sure ::hearty, cornball laughs::
ROUND 4 (46:13): Military ‘Snapple Cap Facts’ that you can spout off at the bar. It’ll impress folks almost as much as slapping down a shiny, new challenge coin!!!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Mar 5, 2021 • 51min
ZBT #344: National Guard Soldiers in DC Eating Worms And Metal Shavings
Round 1 (8:13): National Guard soldiers were sickened after eating food with worms & metal shavings. On Wednesday I went scorched earth in order to make a point on social media. There’s some stuff I regret about it and some stuff I certainly do not.
Round 2 (20:22): There’s an acronym to end all acronyms and we are only discussing this so we can hear Kate read it in the phonetic alphabet
Round 3 (29:37): For round #3 ::huge yawn:: we’ve got ::big yawn:: Agh, sorry guys can’t keep my eyes open. Kate - Well that’s perfect my friend, bc round #3 is about sleep deprivation in the military!
Round 4 (36:38): Bend over and let me see inside that brown starfish…. That’s not me talkin, folks. That’s China who don’t care about your vagina but need to swab that butt. This story is nuts
Round 5 (40:38): THAI Navy Sailors saved cats off a sinking ship this week & the photos of those ripped fellas in the waters with kittens on their back will have your pussy wet!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Mar 2, 2021 • 1h 50min
ZBT #343: Biden Bombs Syria
ROUND 1 (20:43): If there’s anything that gets a 50-something-year old peace time veteran riled the fuck up it’s Military women & fitness standards, so stretch out your keyboard warrior fingers, fellas, it’s back in the spotlight
ROUND 2 (33:31): What better way to get you pumped for tax SZN than to tell you how the U.S. wasted Billions with a B on cars & buildings in Afghanistan that have all since been abandoned or destroyed; plus we share our own greatest money pits
ROUND 3 (47:38): We had a chance to chat with Rep Adam Kinzinger who is making waves right now in the Republican party but spoiler alert, not in a bad way
ROUND 4 (1:18:40): Biden has taken his first military action, and as we suspected it was not to accidentally get lost on Andrew’s Airforce Base looking for Air Force 1. There’s more of an airstrikes-in-Syria vibe to it.
ROUND 5 (1:26:42): Younger troops are rejecting the COVID vaccine which leads us to ask… “Wait… what? What the heck? What the… we were allowed to reject stuff???"You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Feb 26, 2021 • 1h 14min
ZBT #342: Is the F-35 a Complete Failure + Best Military Insults
ROUND 1 (10:33): NBA Top Shot, a highlight version of a digital trading card, has been taking the internet by storm. We are gonna make some for the military and are ready to announce the top 10 military gif moments.
ROUND 2 (39:08): Ah, a nice pink salmon, cheery yellow butter, a bright orange orange… well it’s all lieees! Liees I tell you! The government is controlling the color of our foods and there’s nothing we can do…. Eh, it’s actually not that big a deal but we’ll tell you more in Round 2.
ROUND 3 (50:21): Is the F-35 officially a total failure or just too fancy for us now? A classic tale of military spending gone awry!
ROUND 4 (56:14): Hey dum dum face, we’ve got some of the best Military insults headed your way.
ROUND 5 (1:00): There was a sheep found in Australia that rivals my pubes after I left Iraq!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Feb 23, 2021 • 1h 2min
ZBT #341: Navy/Coast Guard Turtle Rescues + New Mars Rover
ROUND 1 (15:07): What the… What the shell? What the sh… what the shell? The Navy and Coast Guard teamed up to rescue over 1100 sea turtles down in Texas who were experiencing shell shock from the cold.
ROUND 2 (21:25): A new rover landed on Mars and now we can see and hear what the planet is like. It is only a matter of time until the Marine Corps makes it a training base.
ROUND 3 (32:29): Talk show host Greg Kelly goes after Biden’s dog for looking too mangy for the White House… You leave these goddamn dogs ALONE, Greg.
ROUND 4 (42:25): This year marks the 75th anniversary of the Nuremberg convictions & what better way to showcase that than saying “Auf Wiedersehen, bitcc” to a Nazi found living in Tennessee.
ROUND 5 (50:46): Chaps round special: men with THESE features are the best in bed!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Feb 19, 2021 • 1h 24min
ZBT #340: 30 Taliban Die Making A Bomb + The Tale Of Kate's Car
ROUND 1 (27:46): Winter weather down south causes more than a dozen military bases to close, including the illustrious Fort Chaps
ROUND 2 (41:01): A former Navy SEAL and Special Ops Commander who oversaw the raid to kill Bin Laden is writing a book… You might think “oh, reaaaal original”, but what if we told you it’s a children’s book…?!
ROUND 3 (47:24): One of our allies has been in Afghanistan with us for 20 years now, but just announced they’ll be withdrawing the very last of their troops this May. I’ll give you a clue… “The Kiwis are knackered” New Zealand accent)
ROUND 4 (54:32): Did you hear the one about the 30 Taliban extremists killed after a massive explosion during their bomb-making class? No? Weird, the story is really…. blowing up online.
ROUND 5 (58:10): Russia is bragging about new flak jackets that will stop uh... .50 cal rounds… Sure Jan!!!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Feb 17, 2021 • 1h 16min
ZBT #339: Worst Parts Of Military Jobs + Surviving Four Plane Crashes
Round 1 (6:04): Drama in your fam because of politics? The first story might make you feel a little bit better.. Former ZBT guest & congressman Adam Kinzinger is going through the wringer right now in the wake of the impeachment trial & my goodness does he have an annoying cousin.
Round 2 (15:40): The perfect crime does exist and there’s an article about it in the Detroit Free Press.
Round 3 (22:47): Ever crashed in a plane? Oh. You have? Ever crashed in a plane FOUR FUCKING TIMES and then fell in love? Interesting.We know someone who has.
Round 4 (29:40): If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
Round 5 (39:49): Every job has its pros & cons but we asked YOU about the worst part of your MOS and as per usual the answers did not disappoint
Song at the end is a cover of Don't Think Twice It's Alright by Billy Strings!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Feb 12, 2021 • 1h 5min
ZBT #338: The Green Weenie Dating Back To Roman Times
ROUND 1 (8:27): Navy Veteran & Hustler publisher Larry Flynt has passed away. His legacy isnt all buttholes and titties.
ROUND 2 (26:49): Archaeologists have found a Roman soldier's pay stub & it’s safe to say some things in the military have always been the same...
ROUND 3 (35:12): Firewatch. And maybe bomb watch. Explosives missing at 29 Palms
ROUND 4 (39:18): Women arrive at MCRD for historic co-ed training and we’ve got some live audio of what’s going on over there + update on rules for new moms.
ROUND 5 (44:57): Why hello fellow kewl teens, The US Ambassador to Vietnam is here to kick off your Friday with a totally rad rap song for the Lunar New Year and it is litty
ROUND 6 (50:05): It’s no secret that US Presidents like to golf. Heck, Ike had a putting green installed in the Oval Office bathroom. We got an all new serpentine draft of the best activities for Presidents to do to relax!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30


