ZBT #313: Yoga Pants Are Now Authorized

Presented by ArborTech Tools. Visit www.arbortechtools.com/zero and use promo code "Zero" for 25% off amazing woodworking tools. RockyBoots.com and promo code "ZBT" for 25% off the nicest boots you can buy. ROUND 1: Upbeat, lighthearted Election chat! No seriously. ROUND 2: Is someone staring at your yabbos or are they just trying to see your rank? That’s a problem the Navy is addressing with new patches, and we’ll keep you abreast of the situation. ROUND 3: If you ever got in big trouble for something real small you’re going to HATE this story of a Marine Lt. Col. getting off scott-free after stealing several expensive items from the PX. ROUND 4: Speaking of punishments, we asked for your best examples and we’re going to decide if things were fair or not. ROUND 5: Yoga pants in the PX are now a-go. Is this as bad as using an umbrella? Song at the end is The Weeknd's "Blinding Lights" covered by Teddy Swims!

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