Guys We F****d

Fresh (or less-than-fresh, really) off the red eye in from LA, Corinne & Krystyna are sad to be back, but happy to be alive after an action-packed trip that included, spills, thrills...and Steve Urkel (WTF!?!). This week, the now bronzed babes of Sorry About Last Night interview fellow comic and man-in-the-midst-of-a-6 1/2-year-relationship-that's-really-a-15-year-relationship, MIKE CANNON! While Corinne seems truly perplexed about what Krystyna and Mike both do to keep their respective current relationships in tact, C and K can agree on one thing: they wouldn't mind getting their pussies shot with Mike's Cannon (amIright?!?!). The three comics talk teen years, public BJs, therapy, fighting, mind games, anal, how important it is to see more than just one dick in your lifetime and homosexual tendencies in straight dudes. LISTEN, LEARN...LA... See Mike Cannon headline at Caroline's on Broadway September 9th @ 7:30PM INFO HERE: http://www.carolines.com/comedian/mike-cannon/ Tweet Mike @iammikecannon Visit these pages to check out his projects! http://theweednews.com/ https://www.youtube.com/user/TWNwithMikeCannon E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After Krystyna and Corinne decide they simply must address the elephant (dressed as a genie, dressed as an extraterrestrial, dressed as a nanny, dressed as Rainbow Randolph, dressed as a children's doctor, dressed as a photo technician, dressed as a big little kid...) in the room and Krystyna emotionally explains how depression has played an unfortunately large role in her life, the girls of Sorry About Last Night regroup to talk about, well, er, fuckin'. While heterosexual 'sex' is usually understood as an act with penis/vagina touching, sometimes one can drink too many whiskey sours and mouth/vagina touching just seems cozier. This week, for a nice change of pace, the girls sit down with ISAAC, a fancy producer whose face Corinne has sat on (too much?). The three talk about the power of the puss (it can get a pack of Starbursts delivered to your apartment at 11PM on a Friday night), the number of women the man you think adores you is actually courting and how Corinne is basically insufferable. Chris Gethard's blog entry about his depression: http://thechrisgethardshow.tumblr.com/post/94500709321/this-is-the-face-of-my-mental-illness HEY #FUCKERS! We'll be in LA for the next few days!! Check our social media for show dates/times & locations! We would really love to see you!! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guys, you're not going to believe this, but Krystyna and her boyfriend had yet another orgasmic sex sesh! Meanwhile, Corinne got it on hardcore...with her hand (womp womp)...BUT...was so inspired that she thought up the perfect future GWF guest! Listener E-mails were flooding in this week, so the girls of Sorry About Last Night help out by answering questions about not feeling sexual enough and being totes obsessed with your ex(es), they learn a little bit more about getting kicked in the balls from a guy who has them and likes that and finally they rang some mouth alarms when one fan's 'romantic' situation starts sounding more like a horror film. Their guest this week is TRISTAN (formerly Tatiana), Corinne's transgender co-worker who sheds some much-needed light on what it's like to be among the X-Men of sexual orientations. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Big clit v. little penis, coming out twice, first orgasms and feeling like you're in the wrong fucking body. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com GUEST INFO - TRISTAN: INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/trissytris YouTube: YouTube.com/user/tristanbrito Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After Corinne explains her boyfriend hunger games to Krystyna and they dissect the confusion that is a bridal shower like the city-dwelling, semi-tomboys they are, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome their first-ever lesbian guest, ANNI! During what ironically might be the most sexually tense episode to date, the vag-tastic threesome talk, well, a lot about pussy (just how DO you eat it? Can they all squirt? Are they truly the snowflake of the human organ family??). And then Krystyna and Corinne rapid-fire a bunch of hack lesbian questions because, no offense transgendered people, but lesbians are the true mystery of the sexual orientation family. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Tweet Anni @AnniWeisband Instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight LINKS TO ALEX DILL'S FALSE ACCUSATIONS STATS: http://www.nij.gov/topics/crime/rape-sexual-violence/Pages/rape-notification.aspx https://www.rainn.org/get-information/statistics/reporting-rates http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_rape_accusations Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Corinne's back from Montreal with a fresh serving of self-hate on her plate and even the sunshiney Krystyna can't convince her that she's doing great, but the mood at the table is still perky enough to discuss how to keep a fuck buddy and whether or not it's cool to dirty talk about exes in the sack. This week, the women of Sorry About Last Night welcome comedian Joe DeRosa who, to his credit, just straight up asked to be on the podcast (ask and ye shall receive -- a good rule in life AND sex, kids). Immediately sensing his difficult nature, the girls dive into his biggest heartbreaks, why calling your vagina anything but is pretty obnoxious and Joe's deep abandonment issues. The gang also tries to solve the mystery of where the fuck the fun has gone in comedy plus Corinne gives Joe some information about his reputation. Other topics include: Chelsea Handler, SNL, how much mom time is too much mom time and rape. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight Tweet Joe DeRosa @joederosacomedy www.joederosacomedy.com YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After Krystyna finally gets word on whether or not her boyfriend is cool with her masturbating to other dudes and Corinne, while innocently trying to get an iced coffee, is greeted with the Harlem Boys Choir of getting pussy, the women of Sorry About Last Night sit down with this week's guest, Danny. After spending a series of drunken, high Saturday nights last Summer acting as Corinne's fuck buddy, Danny has a few souvenirs to talk about including a pair of panties and his self-proclaimed best joke. Listen as the three kind-of friends talk porn, slut-shaming, fucking older guys and which of the girls he really wants to fuck. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Tweet Danny @DannyPalmerNYC Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Marriage Equality USA Sea Tea Booze Cruise details DATE: Sunday, July 27 TIME: 6:30pm - 10pm (ship sails at 7:30pm) WHERE: Pier 40 b/w Christopher & W. Houston NYC TICKETS: 1 for $30 or 2 for $50 at http://m.bpt.me/event/633008. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After spending the night dancing on tables (and attempting bathroom sex) in a straight-turned-gay bar to celebrate Alfie's (From GWF Episode: "Did He Know You Were 14?") birthday, Corinne & Krystyna drag their sore asses into the studio to give some advice on bedroom body image and the [married] girl that got away. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome Corinne's co-worker, Corinne (nope, that's not a typo), a former teen mom, to give #fuckers the real deal on what it's like to be 17 and pregnant. They talk baby daddy drama, painful poops, gaping vaginas (or not), how to tell your mom you're pregnant and why sometimes who your crush fucked can make you lose your lady boner. It's pretty much just like that reality show on MTV, but, you know, real. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt 
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The boob sweat. The frozen margaritas. That daunting need to fuck. It's Summer, folks! While Krystyna is even happier than usual from a toe-tingling sexual experience pre-podcast, Corinne finds herself being inundated on the internets with mens who may have possibly probably kinda sorta definitely realized from the podcast that she's totally DTF. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night break GWF ground by inviting on Krystyna's current boyfriend, Stephen, and HIS ex-girlfriend, Lindsey for a decompression chat. This episode proves to be a day at the spa for Corinne and Krystyna as Lindsey and Stephen seem to have some unresolved issues to talk out and a long walk down memory lane to, well, walk. The ex-couple, current couple and Corinne talk vanilla sex, hearing your ex make whoopie, intern-boss relations, and, of course, that pesky porn star who Stephen used to date... HAPPY 4TH, #FUCKERS! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After surviving a weekend performing at Foxwoods Casino that included, but was not limited to, homeless youths from Montreal, pure alcohol vomit, and death, er, we mean HIKING trails, KRYSTYNA and CORINNE are back in the heart of New York City answering questions from #fuckers like "What makes me unfuckable?", "Is puking on someone's dick shameful?", and "Is it really how you wiggle your worm?" This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome Corinne's former Summer lovah, comedy television show producer, DAVID. In 2009, after her roommate alerted her to his hottie status post improv show performance, Corinne let David YES AND... his way into her vagina by doing the unthinkable -- TAKING HER ON A DATE! Like a real date. With nice clothes and food on plates. While Krystyna points out that the 'Corinne' described in this fucking folklore seems like 'fun Corinne,' what did David, the whitest guy Corinne has ever dated, really think? Also, fuck camping. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, KRYSTYNA "recovering from the trauma of finding out she will not be going on a free 10-day cruise" HUTCHINSON and CORINNE "still doesn't know how to properly insert a tampon" FISHER dive nose first into a pile full of #fucker problems from nude pics gone astray to fecal fucking to handling a queef like a champ. Their guest this week is LAST COMIC STANDING's YAMANEIKA SAUNDERS who was so determined to be on the podcast she offered to finger the girls of Sorry About Last Night just to prove she was committed to the cause. This trio of comedians, who also happen to be women, sit down to discuss the rumor that Black women don't give head, just how far they've gone to sexually please a partner and the multi functionality of furniture. Download on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/guys-we-f****d/id885960517?mt=2# SEE SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT LIVE! Corinne and Krystyna will be performing at Comix at Foxwoods Casino in CT Friday, June 20th & Saturday, June 21st for two shows only. 10:30PM showtime both nights. For tickets and information, please visit: comixatfoxwoods.laughstub.com/show.cfm?i…2&cart E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet Yamaneika @Yamaneika Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr:sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.