Guys We F****d

Oooooooh boy, Krystyna and Corinne are pissed. Like, real pissed. Like, so pissed you might look at them and want to catcall them, but then be scared to do so. Also, don't do that. Ever. What the fuck is wrong with you? After verbally ripping some online trolls a new asshole, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome this week's guest, professional singer LISA, who was nice enough to stop by while on tour with a band to talk about the important issues: butt stuff, her sexual kryptonite Poison Penis, and, oh yeah, the fact that she's seen, touched and enjoyed Stephen's (yes, Krystyna's Stephen) penis. Listen to this sexy episode and then let us know if you have what it takes to sexually satiate a Lisa. HAPPY HALLOWEEN, #FUCKERS! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight See Corinne and Krystyna do stand-up Sunday, November 2nd at 8:00PM at New Wave Stages! Tix are $5 each, to purchase, click here: www.eventbrite.com/e/reverend-moon…ookenivtefor001 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bonded by now having both seen Corinne's naked bod, the girls of Sorry About Last Night are more ready than ever to dive into some serious talks about not knowing what the fuck you're doing when you start fucking, possible reasons your boo hasn't banged you in 10 months and how to lower yourself to dating a 6 when you're totes used to a 9. This week, Krystyna and Corinne welcome bad boy comic JOE MASSE to the show to discuss the ins and outs of his 36-hour relationship, his time spent in anger management classes and how and why he became the successful male slut he is today. Let's just say the phrase 'daddy issues' gets tossed around a lot in this episode. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Joe: @HiImJoeMasse Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight See Corinne and Krystyna do stand-up Sunday, November 2nd at 9:30 PM at New Wave Stages! Tix are $5 each, to purchase, click here: http://www.eventbrite.com/e/reverend-mooneys-comedy-confessional-tickets-13865553243?ref=esfb&utm_campaign=201308&utm_source=Facebookenivtefor001 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fresh off the heat of their Reddit thread, the girls of Sorry About Last Night are back for another week of broadcasting from a basement! Corinne's pussy is in pain, Krystyna's broke, but, hey, at least they have the love and support of everyone on the Internet (LOLz y'all)! After advising a hot babe on how to deal with being dumped by her publicly known boo, the gals sit down with EMILY & ARSHAN, their real-life friends who are in a real-life open relationship...that's working! As the first-ever couple on the show, Corinne and Krystyna shoot out the questions pretty much all of us have about open relationships like DO YOU USE CONDOMS? IS THERE JEALOUSY? WHAT IF YOU GET A CRUSH? Enjoy this surprisingly zen episode of GUYS WE FUCKED featuring people who love to fuck so much...they based their lifestyle around it! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight TICKETS & INFO FOR PAID OR PAIN AT NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB TONIGHT, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 17TH featuring Jay Nog, Lady Zombie and Corinne Fisher: www.empiretonight.com/events/paid-or-pain/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sure Corinne can't recall exactly what happened at her birthday party, but rumor is she had a damn good time! Meanwhile, Krystyna went back to Pennsylvania and finally mustered up the courage to tell her mom about the podcast. This week, the ladies of Sorry About Last Night welcome dominatrix and NYC-based performer extraordinaire, LADY ZOMBIE and writer/comedian JAY NOG. The 4-some go into depth about the underworld of BDSM (Bondage Discipline Sadism Masochism) including dungeons, stinky feet foot fetish fantasies and what happens when you force your head into a lady's crotch. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Hanging Out v. Dating, Bi-sexual Men v. Fully Homosexual Men, A Fun Amount of Sex v. Too Much Fucking Sex E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Tweet Lady Zombie @LadyZombie Tweet Jay Nog @JayNog Lady Zombie's Official Website: http://www.ladyzombie.com Lady Zombie's Official Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/LadyZombieInfo Lady Zombie on Fet Life: fetlife.com/users/17649 TICKETS & INFO FOR PAID OR PAIN AT NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB ON FRIDAY, OCTOBER 17TH featuring Jay Nog, Lady Zombie and Corinne Fisher: http://www.empiretonight.com/events/paid-or-pain/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Even after the success of her best friend's wedding, Corinne still thinks the idea of getting married is insane while Krystyna's period is making her (and everyone around her) go insane. This week, after the girls answer #fucker letters from a strong black woman who doesn't understand what white guys are more intimidated by -- the strong or the black -- and a self-proclaimed 'fat slut', they sit down with comic and ordained minister, MARIBETH MOONEY. MARIBETH is a 50+ cougar who officiates weddings, but has never had or wanted one of her own and her stories of fucking the tax man, finding out her boyfriend was gay during a threesome and starting off life as a suffocated chubby Catholic girl leave Corinne & Krystyna begging for more. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Derek Jeter's one-night stand gift baskets, school administration comparing girls in leggings to prostitutes and finding out what the fuck a Today Sponge is. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Maribeth @MoonsTheRealOne Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, the podcast which has been the platform for many the break-up talk, goes through a break-up of its own. Good thing for the girls of Sorry About Last Night, no Ben & Jerry's is required for this one. What they DO need to know, however, is how the fuck do you shave something as seemingly delicate as a penis shaft? Corinne and Krystyna welcome guest JAMES MATTERN, comedian and therapist-in-training, to talk being raised by your grandparents, pubic topiaries, and wanting what's good for you. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: What to do when some of your friends have previously fucked your dude, how podcasts make pussy pain go away & whether or not relationships are actually healthy. THIS SPECIAL EPISODE IS PART OF THE HOBOKEN COMEDY FESTIVAL. HOBOKEN COMEDY FESTIVAL - SHOW INFO & TICKETS: http://www.hobokencomedyfestival.org DONATE TO THE LIBERTY HUMANE SOCIETY: https://interland3.donorperfect.net/weblink/weblink.aspx?name=libertyhs&id=7 E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet James Mattern @JamesLMattern Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is a private meeting with a web cam girl cheating? Is asking a girlfriend who's been raped to fulfill your rape fantasy bad form? Why are guys so against 2 guy/1 girl threesomes? This and other daunting questions are thrown into the ring on this new episode of Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast! This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome Corinne's friend, VERONICA, who, after becoming a bit of a fan girl of the podcast (and after a couple glasses of saki) has decided to divulge all her sexy secrets on air. An episode that was supposed to investigate Veronica's history as a longtime gold digger takes more turns than a dreidel and has been deemed by the GWF audio engineer, Andy, as the best episode yet! Guys, it's football season, so you need this podcast now more than ever. Now, let's make it rain... E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's 9/12, guys, and NO ONE GIVES A FUUUUUUCK! This week, the chix of Sorry About Last Night welcome week's end already hungover. Like, viciously hungover. Real talk, even Corinne's vagina is hungover (meanwhile, Krystyna's got sleep-fingered). Like any dude with skills, the comedy duo EASE into this episode with chat of cheating exes, pube upkeep, Ray Rice & Janay Palmer (obvs) and kindly map out on the body where it's appropriate to cum. Their glorious guest today is a first in GWF history, a diamond in the rough, a man in an ocean of boys, a trailblazer, a 4-leaf clover, a Burger King onion ring in the fry box, a U2 album you didn't even know you had -- it's TODD, the ONLY GUY both Corinne AND Krystyna have 'hung out with'! While C&K ain't officially Eskimo Sisters (yet), they've both seen the same penis up close and personal and we think that's pretty frickin impressive! The threesome (*YOU WISH*) talk about meeting on the Internets, internships, excusing yourself from James Gandolfini's table to go fuck in the bathroom at a Tony party and how to react when Jane Fonda tries to steal your date. All this and more on GUYS WE FUCKED: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast! SEE CORINNE & KRYSTYNA LIVE! NACHO BITCHES (Corinne's Birthday Edition!!) Friday, September 26th @ 10PM New York Comedy Club 241 E. 24th Street (bet 2nd & 3rd Ave) New York, NY Call 212-696-5233 to make reservations! TIX only $5 when you use the code 'NACHO' + 2 drink min E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After preparing to have a lighthearted discussion about sex crimes to open the show, instead the heavyhearted Corinne & Krystyna mourn the death of arguably the hardest working person in comedy. This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome comedian, puppeteer, and all-around nice guy SHANE S. (yes, it's a different Shane, not the drunk one) to talk about what he thought sex was as a young lad, the ins and outs of a birds & bees talk from his famous dad, and how to react when you get a text kinda sorta accusing you of rape. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Still thinking your wife is hot after 39 years, defining someone else's feminism, manipulation and how it's totes ok to be semi-obsessed with your body (like, 'cause you think you fine). E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Shane @shaneisnotabird Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight If you'd like to see Shane and Krystyna perform at The 20-Something Showcase, see details here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1485768718333752/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's episode of the anti slut-shaming podcast, Corinne divulges her secret Saturday morning ritual and her feelings on Beyoncé's feministy VMA performance while Krystyna gushes of her young girl yearning to date an older man. This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome their comic, good friend, and road gig buddy RYAN REISS to talk about feelings, being fat and getting your fucking heart broken. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: smart girls v. hot girls, the nastiest sex acts as described in the Urban Dictionary and pepper (yes, the freshly ground kind). PLUS, Corinne tells Ryan a secret. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Tweet Ryan @RyanReiss Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Check out all of the Stand Up NY Labs podcasts at standupnylabs.com and see whose performing live at www.StandUpNY.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.