Guys We F****d

There are some unavoidable truths in life. You will find love and lose it. There will be sunshine after the rain. And a penis must be fully erect before attempting to insert it into a vagina. Guys, much to Krystyna's delight, Corinne finally tried drugs. Sadly, that was not the most interesting story she has from this weekend (Spoiler Alert: It has to do with "boning"...or whatever it is that happened to her). This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome JOHN CAMPANELLI - comedian, Instagram hottie, and sometimes shithead. The three talk post-show hook-ups, pitting chicks against each other, when it's acceptable to kick your friend out of a foursome and how to properly stalk your girlfriend. PLUS: Charlie Hedbo, Sexy Baby the doc (labiaplasty for daaaayz), and, like so much sexual tension, you guys... E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet John: @JohnCampanelli1 Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Follow John on Instagram: JohnCampanelli1 Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, HAPPY NEW YOU! (J/K you're still a piece of shit.) Welp, it's 2015 and Corinne & Krystyna are still fucking guys and talking about it. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome possibly the hardest working living comedian (since Joan Rivers is dead), SUBHAH AGARWAL. Brought up in a strict Hindu household by Indian parents whose marriage was arranged, it's taken Subhah a long time to get her freak on (and, if you ask her mother, she's still a virgin). But, now that she's popped...the fun don't stop! (SO sorry about that.) Listen in as the girls talk through the logistics of fucking in the back seat of a car, legally obligating the love of your life to do shit for you for forever, and the proper precautions to take if you get cum on your hand. PLUS: Kaley Cuoco, fucking a guy with a girlfriend, and transgender is the new gay. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Subhah @Subhah Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, fuckers! It's the last episode of 2014 and whether or not you've decided on a resolution...it's time to move the fuck on! To end this action-packed year, Corinne & Krystyna couldn't think of a grander guest than stand-up comic, Broadway star and performer extraordinaire MR. KEVIN MEANEY. This is an extra special one, so grab some hot chocolate (with marshmallows, obvs!) and the new Dre Beats you got from Santa and listen in as the three talk living with a huge secret, getting aroused for the gender you're not attracted to and how to tell your wife you're gay. Gulp. SEE YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE (2015)!! PLEASE DONATE to our INDIE GOGO!! We need your help to make the podcast bigger and better. Here is the link to donate: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/guys-we-fucked-the-anti-slut-shaming-podcast E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Kevin @KevinMeaney Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight No plans for New Years Eve? Spend it with Corinne and a five hour open bar! How could that not be the best night ever? For more details, click here: www.corinnefisher.cravetickets.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tis the season...to talk graphically about sex with Buzz from Home Alone!! Ahh, holy shit, Krystyna and Corinne could not be more excited to sit down and chat with their good friend, DEVIN RATRAY (again, we repeat, this is the real Buzz McCallister from Home Alone!!), for this very Christmas-y episode of Guys We Fucked! Over whiskey on the rocks, as is their tradition, the trio, who have technically shared a bed, discuss what life is like when folks think you're Philip Seymour Hoffman, being so iconic that people get pussy by pretending to be you, and the logistics of having sex in both Lincoln Center and Grand Central Station. PLUS: Lesbian childhood exploration, a whole lotta name-dropping, and the moment you finally have to ask yourself that philosophical question, "Am I a whore?" Listen with whomever you like, but, Jesus, we gotta say...Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof! PLEASE DONATE + SHARE our INDIE GOGO!! We need your help to make the podcast better cause we don't get paid and have no monies! Here is the link to donate: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/guys-we-fucked-the-anti-slut-shaming-podcast E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight If you're in Pennsylvania on SATURDAY, DECEMBER 20th at 8PM, come see Krystyna headline in her hometown at The Montgomery Theater (124 N Main Street, Souderton, PA 18964) featuring Corinne, Dan Frigolette, and Corey Pace! Tix are $15 and we encourage everyone to buy them in advance! FOR TIX: www.eventbrite.com/e/comedys-best-…ets-13010712391 No plans for New Years Eve? Spend it with Corinne and a five hour open bar! How could that not be the best night ever? For more details, click here: www.corinnefisher.cravetickets.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The weather outside is frightful, but year two of Guys We Fucked started out delightful! After the ab workout that was Vinnie's second poopie-filled visit to the show, the gals of Sorry About Last Night feel more than inspired enough to answer this week's fucker mail filled with conundrums like "What do you do when you're sexually bored in a relationship with a dude you KNOW is awesome?" and "How do you fuck when all you can think about is the one who got away?". Post fan therapy sesh, Corinne and Krystyna welcome this week's guest, MONROE MARTIN, comedian as seen on Last Comic Standing and ultimate distrust-er of women! The girls talk with Monroe about growing up in the foster care system of Philadelphia, what to do when you're snowed in with bae and how to successfully sabotage a threesome! PLUS: Casting couch porn, LIVE SHOWS! & our IndieGoGo has launched!! PLEASE DONATE + SHARE!! Here is the link: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/guys-we-fucked-the-anti-slut-shaming-podcast E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Martin @MonroeMartinIII Visit Martin's Website: MonroeMartinComedy.com Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight If you're in Pennsylvania on SATURDAY, DECEMBER 20th at 8PM, come see Krystyna headline in her hometown at The Montgomery Theater (124 N Main Street, Souderton, PA 18964) featuring Corinne Fisher, Dan Frigolette, and Corey Pace! Tix are $15 and we encourage everyone to buy them in advance, but you can also get them at the door for cash-money. FOR TIX: www.eventbrite.com/e/comedys-best-…ets-13010712391 No plans for New Years Eve? Spend it with Corinne and a five hour open bar! How could that not be the best night ever? For more details, click here: www.corinnefisher.cravetickets.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WHEEEEEEE! Welcome to year fucking two of talking to guys we fucked, about fucking and general fucked-upedness on GUYS WE FUCKED: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast!! This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night start year numero dos off right with the man who helped us start it all! The ballsiest fucker we know! VINNIE!! That's right, ladies and gents, the ramblin' man himself is back to cough, stutter and complain his way through another episode and we couldn't be more excited. A lot has changed for Vinnie (who now introduces himself as "Vinnie from Guys We Fucked" btw like for realz) since that historic first episode... mainly that he's found love in a hopeless place (NYC? His soul? Reader's choice!). Maybe Corinne's pussy is magic (she seriously thinks she might be the female Good Luck Chuck at this point)! OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Britain's list of banned porn acts, how to feel sexy with pepperoni nipples & an olde guy E-mailed us. Now sit back, relax, and ease into year 2 with 3 of the most anxiety-filled peeps we know - Krystyna, Corinne & fuckin' Vinnie!! Welcome to Guys We Fucked -- YEAR 2! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight If you're in Pennsylvania on SATURDAY, DECEMBER 20th at 8PM, come see Krystyna headline in her hometown at The Montgomery Theater (124 N Main Street, Souderton, PA 18964) featuring Corinne Fisher, Dan Frigolette, and Corey Pace! Tix are $15 and we encourage everyone to buy them in advance, but you can also get them at the door for cash-money. FOR TIX: www.eventbrite.com/e/comedys-best-…ets-13010712391 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On the last episode of year one of attempting to interview every guy they've ever fucked, Corinne and Krystyna take some time to reflect on everything they've learned so far, offer more of their signature dude girl advice to the authors of some of the juicier fucker fan mail that never previously made it to air, and come to realize that while their lives are totally different and they have grown so much as people, perhaps they're just ironically back where they began? Oh, also they gone ask you for some moneyz. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Tonight (Friday, November 28th) at 10PM is NACHO BITCHES at New York Comedy Club! You can purchase tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/nacho-bitches-tickets-13309494055 If you're in Pennsylvania on SATURDAY, DECEMBER 20th at 8PM, come see Krystyna headline in her hometown at The Montgomery Theater (124 N Main Street, Souderton, PA 18964) featuring Corinne and comedian, Dan Frigolette! Tix are $15 and there will be alcoholic beverage available for a cheap cheap price. CORINNE will be featuring! It'll be a crazy night! For tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/comedys-best-…ets-13010712391 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After being barraged with a slew of E-mails and Tweets from other girls with guys just not that into them, Corinne feels...better? Maybe? Not really? Who cares? At any rate, much like the Native Americans, she hates to waste anything (even feelings), so she's happy to have helped some sad fuck souls out there by sharing yet another vignette from the series of unfortunate events that is her (lack of) love life. Meanwhile, Krystyna gives a loyal fucker the fuck yes to online dating to find a FB (fuck buddy) or romance or whatever that self-proclaimed broke bitch wants! This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome ANDREW, Krystyna's suspiciously Stephen-esque one-night (or two-night) stand -- who can recall, really? They reminisce about excessive partying, pajama pants and whether or not Krystyna actually made out with Katy Perry. Plus, in a GWF first, Andrew pulls a semi-Magic Mike mid-podcast. And, seriously, guys, Corinne & Krystyna want to host your Christmas party for the moneyz...preferably in a tropical climate. OK. Thank you. Bye. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight PENNSYLVANIA! Come see KRYSTYNA headline in her hometown at The Montgomery Theater on SATURDAY, DECEMBER 20th, at 8PM! Tix are $15 and there will be alcoholic beverage available for a cheap cheap price. CORINNE will be featuring! It'll be a crazy night! For tickets: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedys-best-kept-secret-tour-live-tickets-13010712391 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As the saying goes, things comes in threes, so it's only appropriate that as the girls approach one year of talking about guys they fucked on Guys We Fucked, Corinne rounds it out with getting "dumped" a third time. As has become routine, Krystyna takes her seat as friend and therapist while the girls analyze the effects of social media and texting on "hanging out", Corinne's emotional wall and how the fuck to know when and if you're dating somebody. Post emergency sesh, C&K welcome brilliant comic and Facebook status updater KURT METZGER fresh off the debut of his Comedy Central special "White Precious" to talk about the complex open relationship he has with his girlfriend of 7 years, how to go about fucking him if that's a thing you want to do, what needs to happen for his huge pee-pee to fit inside a woman's v-v, why that cat calling video was NOT racist and how people have become too motherfucking sensitive about everything. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sure, Elle.com just called them promiscuous for profit...which kinda makes them seem like hookers...but sweet hookers! Yay! Feminism! While Corinne's giddy maybe kinda going somewhere with a guy bubble has seemingly burst, Krystyna was forced to decide if she really wants to have a threesome. On Halloween. A Halloweensome? This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome BILLY PROCIDA, comic and host of The Manwhore podcast. The three talk butthole licking, web cam work for money, 69ing, and, oh yah, that time Billy flew all the way to Las Vegas for a BJ. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Tweet Billy @TheBillyProcida Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.