Guys We F****d

In a refreshing change of events, this week Krystyna borrows the "Barfs MaGee" crown normally worn by Corinne, but that doesn't stop the gals from throwing back a few Bud Light Lime-A-Ritas (WILL YOU BE OUR SPONSOR, PLZ??) as they chat with their guests, TOMMY & GRANT, two new members of the GUYS WE FUCKED GAY PANEL! Sure, Tommy is a stripper, but he's also a PHD student, sex researcher and former rude bartender while Grant is the founder of the nonprofit organization Yoga Within Reach, Lead Trainer for Marriage Equality, reason Corinne is not dead in a ditch a la Edgar Allan Poe and all-around saint. The foursome share giggles and groans as they discuss bumping uglies, girls who sound like seals when they orgasm, premature ejaculation and Vin Diesel's voice. But the main thing they want you to take from this episode is that no matter what anyone says, everyone likes getting their ass eaten. PLUS: Grant breaks some serious news and comes adorably prepared to educate the #fuckers! SEE SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT LIVE! Corinne and Krystyna will be performing at Comix at Foxwoods Casino in CT Friday, June 20th & Saturday, June 21st for two shows only. 10:30PM showtime both nights. For tickets and information, please visit: comixatfoxwoods.laughstub.com/show.cfm?i…2&cart E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet Thomas @LarryTheLlama84 Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode of Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast, the women of Sorry About Last Night take a walk on the serious side. Corinne continues to excel at her favorite pastime: GETTING DUMPED and Krystyna is lucky enough to relive every juicy moment of the event. The backstory! The drama! The texts! Post play-by-play, Krystyna and Corinne welcome Audrie to the show. Brought up in an Evangelical Christian home, Audrie and her boyfriend, John, recently dealt with an unwanted pregnancy. By agreeing to speak on the podcast about her abortion, Audrie turns a harrowing experience many females have to go through alone into an eye-opening look into the often swept-under-the-rug abortion process that the hosts feel so fortunate to be able to share with their listeners. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After taking a dip in the misogyny cesspool that was this past week, Corinne and Krystyna towel off just long enough to spout their views on the women's rights issues that have been on America's mind in recent days, namely last Friday's rejection-fueled California bloodbath and the resulting #YesAllWomen Twitter campaign. Post-politics, the women of Sorry About Last Night give Krystyna's first true love, a muttonchopped music dude named DARREN, a ring for a cross-country talk about minivan sex to the tunes of Radiohead, long distance longing, how porn shaped Krystyna's sex life and why maybe weed isn't as harmless as we thought. Mentally prepare yourself for a conversation filled with nostalgia, heartbreak, revelations, confessions, and tears that will make you want to redo, like, your ENTIRE MySpace background. SEE SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT LIVE! Corinne and Krystyna will be performing at Comix at Foxwoods Casino in CT Friday, June 20th & Saturday, June 21st for two shows only. 10:30PM showtime both nights. For tickets and information, please visit: http://comixatfoxwoods.laughstub.com/show.cfm?id=322912&cart VISIT DARREN'S WEBSITE: http://darrenthomasmcguire.com/ E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Check out all of the Stand Up NY Labs podcasts at standupnylabs.com and see whose performing live at www.StandUpNY.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Proving she is truly an evolved sexual being, this past weekend Krystyna introduced her boyfriend to a guy she used to fuck and also met his girlfriend while Corinne spent a rainy Friday night garnering herself some visible sexual injuries proving that maybe her body needs more calcium. On this juicy episode of the anti slut-shaming podcast, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with Jenni 'JWoww' Farley (of Jersey Shore fame) at her home in, you guessed it, New Jersey! The gals talk microwaving the keys to your boyfriend's BMW, cell phone snooping, cheating (like, really bad cheating), 'smushing' with your future fiancé on national television and pregnancy sex. Gym, Tan, Laundry, Podcast. Welcome to Guys We Fucked. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Labs @StandupNYLabs Tweet Jenny @jenniwoww Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Check out all of the Stand Up NY Labs podcasts at standupnylabs.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sure, they've talked about jizz-in-the-face, rape fantasies, dropping tits on passed out comrades and pissing on public floors, but it was their comical wish that Corinne's bang boo "be blacker" that stopped the record. Scraaaaaaatch! Alright, Young Al Sharptons of America (and India and Brazil and Jordan...etc.) let's discuss race! On this week's episode, Krystyna & Corinne (together known as comedy duo Sorry About Last Night) welcome the actual Black man of the hour -- MIKE BROWN. Grab some celery sticks and make sure your earbuds are pushed in tight 'cause you're about to get The Mike Brown Experience, including, but not limited to, shout-outs, emotions, smooth talk, interview talk, words without the 'g' at the end, Donald Sterling, Solange and those eyes. Ahh those Mike Brown eyes. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Mike @YoMikeBrown Twwet Labs @standupnylabs Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Check out all of the Stand Up NY Labs podcasts at standupnylabs.com and see whose performing live at www.StandUpNY.com Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ahh! Spring is finally upon us and the smell of semen is in the air! While Krystyna was on the east side acting so crazy she thought the only logical explanation was pregnancy, Corinne was on the west side fucking a black guy. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last night hang with MARK NORMAND, comedian, writer of one of comedy's top slut-inspired jokes (as determined by Corinne) and dude Krystyna would fuck if circumstances were different. In this hilarious episode, the girls blast Mark's ideas of what women want ("weirdos and cool guys") and he shares a super sexy story involving Stove Top Stuffing and Ms. Frizzle (yes, like the ginger from Magic School Bus). OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Mother's Day, farts, Monica Lewinsky & fan dick pics. Also, if anyone knows a Spice Girl, please let us know. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet Mark Normand @MarkNorm Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

While Krystyna has decided life is better without a full length mirror, Corinne has been busy basking in the glory of her butt as reflected in her brand new vanity mirror (emphasis on the vanity). This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome a dream guest, DAN SAVAGE. Savage is an author, media pundit & journalist best known for his syndicated sex advice column "Savage Love", his weekly podcast "Savage Lovecast" and for starting the "It Gets Better" campaign with husband Terry Miller. In this especially candid and intimate episode, Corinne & Krystyna pick Dan's brain on everything from prostate milking to his coining of the term 'monogamish'. Why do straight people make their significant others exile past fucks? Has Angelina Jolie lost her edge? Does a relationship have to end in a funeral home for it to be considered a success? Is Dan a body fascist faggot? Are facials demeaning? All these questions and more are answered during this can't-miss episode. Follow Dan Savage on Twitter @fakedansavage Find out how to submit to the Hump! Festival at www.thestranger.com/hump Listen to Dan's podcast at www.savagelovecast.com E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After last week's cornucopia of emotions, Krystyna and Corinne needed to skip town. Krystyna found comfort in a Kim Kardashian-like stripper outside of Boston and Corinne traveled to the majestic land of New Jersey where her standing on the 'Tier of Sluttiness' was realized. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome a recurring GWF character of sorts...none other than CRAIG MAHONEY (AKA MAHOTTIE). Contrary to the show's title, sometimes having a penis in one's vagina isn't the true measure of a successful sexual encounter. Sometimes all that matters is that you woke up naked next to Craig Mahoney. Corinne recently woke up naked to Craig Mahoney and she's been reveling in her victory ever since. TOPICS INCLUDE: Craig ruins the dreams of strange children, dogs watching you bang, crooked dicks, being roofied & our most prized sexual mementos. PLUS: Bonus guest GWF Superfan LIZ from Australia & win tix to Hump! Tour 2014! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's been a rough week. Krystyna bombed, Corinne dropped some bombs. They both cried. After one of the more serious intros in Guys We Fucked history, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome this week's guest: a former professional escort (yeah, like a fancy prostitute) to shed some light on the often shit upon sex industry. In this rare estrogen-only episode, the 3-some discusses 3-ways (with various gender identity combos), feeling like a dumbass in lingerie, sadistic sex acts, girl crushes, humiliation narratives and reading one's porn. PLUS A SPECIAL BONUS FEATURE: What Anal Sex Means to Me E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The most important thing to remember during sex is that rhythm is a dancer. Although Corinne's a little rundown from all the mouse murdering she's been doing in her new digs and Krystyna's addiction to Sesame Chicken has reached new heights, the girls of Sorry About Last Night have rallied yet again to bring you answers to some of life's most harrowing questions such as the age-old TO SWALLOW...OR NOT TO SWALLOW? This week we meet freshly fucked JOE, a member of the Shaved Generation, who has been making out with Corinne since New Year's Eve 2012. Joe and Corinne share that special kind of disconnect that sits in only the numbest of hearts and Krystyna is only too happy to be the sole witness at the signing of their no-strings-attached friendly fuck treaty. TOPICS COVERED INCLUDE: 17-year-old sex, nose ring sex, jack hammer sex, holiday sex, lying to your mom FOR THE RIGHT REASONS, Hillary Rodham Clinton + that time Krystyna and Corinne HELD (not threw) a party. And, yes, Corinne now knows Nihilism isn't the religion where you can't kill stuff. That's Jainism. So spare her the condescending E-mails. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.