The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

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Dec 1, 2021 • 1h 38min

Don't Copy Our Look

Kim Jon Un bans leather jackets so people can't copy his look,  a 'Squid Game' smuggler is set to die by firing squad in North Korea and an adult model shoots herself in her vagina while filming for fans.      This episode is brought to you by zip recruiter. Try it for free at ZipRecruiter.com/JRVP. This episode is brought to you by Paint Your Life - Text the word VANITY to 64-000. Get 20% off + Free Shipping at MANSCAPED.com/JRVP.This episode is brought to you by Fight Camp. JoinFightCamp.com slash VANITY
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Nov 24, 2021 • 1h 40min

Gonorrhea!? In MY hot spring?

A professor of "Happiness" locks his child in a dog crate and beats his wife, a singer peed on an audience member during a concert and an 11 year old girl got gonorrhea from a hot spring. 
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Nov 17, 2021 • 1h 31min

Left Leaning Football Analogies

A Man gets eaten by piranhas and drowns in lake while escaping a bee attack, a man in upstate NY bursts into flames after being tasered and a woman is held hostage by a sword wielding man in Utah.     
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Nov 10, 2021 • 1h 34min

Swimming Through Your Own Blood

A wife was shocked to learn her husband's cadaver was dissected at a pay per view event, a woman got a massive back tattoo of her boyfriend one week before they broke up, and a man's penis rots after being bitten by a snake while sitting on the toilet. 
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Nov 3, 2021 • 1h 30min

Kitchen Castration Confidential

A Man is on trial for castrating men in his kitchen, an Ohio Dad has shot his son who wouldn't stop playing guitar, and a school district offers an apology after photos of students giving lap dances to teachers surface online.  
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Oct 27, 2021 • 1h 24min

Kissing Butts and Taking Names

A woman has a baby with a sperm donor instead of her boyfriend, a man is arrested for kissing unsuspected sunbathers butts, and a man is covered in poop after a passing plane. 
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Oct 20, 2021 • 1h 20min

Land Among The Stars

A house where a teen brutally murdered his mom and sisters has a graphic halloween display, a man was indicted for swinging a machete during an argument and a New Zealand city wizard was taken off payroll. 
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Oct 13, 2021 • 1h 34min

Erica's Flu Game

It's amazing that this is even getting posted right now. 
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Oct 6, 2021 • 1h 21min

Ninja In The Desert

An Alabama man was found sleeping in a press box amidst chicken fingers, candy and meth, a drunk man joins a search party looking for himself and a man dressed up as a ninja attacked special ops soldiers. 
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Sep 29, 2021 • 1h 19min

We Are Rosa Parks

A Man poos out of his privates and ejaculates from his bum due to rare condition, a haunted house actor stabs an 11 year old in the foot while trying to scare him and some gorillas surprise some on lookers at the zoo.     

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