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Sep 22, 2021 • 1h 41min

Feels Like my Dad

A teen gets a USB chord stuck inside his penis, a Texas mother interrupts a school board meeting to talk about anal sex and a woman finds out after 9 years that her gynecologist is her biological father. 
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Sep 15, 2021 • 1h 34min

In Front Of Your Wife and Kids

What is your favorite bodily function? A Utah woman gets scammed into shaving her head, two teens are caught twerking and kissing on a dementia patient and a rapper surgically implanted gold chains into his skull. 
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Sep 8, 2021 • 1h 36min

Throw Your Penis At The Cops

A man tosses his penis out a window during a police car chase, our favorite pansexual body builder is back, and a woman is found guilty after hiding 26 kids behind a false wall at a daycare facility. 
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Sep 1, 2021 • 1h 19min

Nirvana Baby Penis Glue

A Russian man mistook a man for a bear and killed him, a zoo banned a woman for having an affair with a chimp and a man died after gluing his penis shut because he forgot a condom. 
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Aug 25, 2021 • 1h 31min

Paw Patrolpaganda

Paw Patrol the movie is out now! Would we host jeopardy? A Zambian pastor died after being buried alive for three days, a man killed his grandma with a piggy bank and a Canadian soldier is in trouble for giving pot brownies to troops during a live fire exercise. 
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Aug 18, 2021 • 1h 22min

Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)

A Florida mom was shot by a toddler live on a zoom call, a woman marries a man convicted of killing her brother and three brothers die after passing out in a manure pit. 
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Aug 11, 2021 • 1h 18min

Nothing for Mother

Two brothers hit and killed by train at a memorial for their third brother hit and killed by train. 
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Aug 4, 2021 • 1h 21min

That's Not a Mannequin

Matt Damon stops using the "F" slur, an aunt drives a car for a year with kids stuffed in the trunk and Canadian authorities mistake a woman's body for a mannequin and toss it in the dumpster. Yikes. 
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Jul 28, 2021 • 1h 31min

Read, rainbow monkey, read

An 18-month-old floats out a mile into sea, a man nearly masturbates to death, and some parents are disgusted about a rainbow reading monkey actor.
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Jul 21, 2021 • 1h 33min

Cardboard Bed Bath & Bear Mace

Athletes at the Olympics are sleeping in cardboard anti-sex beds. A student uses a Hitler quote in his yearbook and a Florida Bath & Body Works thief uses bear mace to attack people at a mall. 

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