

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
Anthony Jeselnik is a world famous comedian, Gregg Rosenthal is an analyst for NFL Network and they have been best friends for over 20 years. Each week, JRVP features stories from their lives, deep dives into the darkest and craziest news stories from around the world and essential recommendations to their listeners. The hilarious podcast is about friendship, family and Anthony's unquenchable desire to get Gregg in trouble with his employer and his wife.
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Sep 22, 2021 • 1h 41min
Feels Like my Dad
A teen gets a USB chord stuck inside his penis, a Texas mother interrupts a school board meeting to talk about anal sex and a woman finds out after 9 years that her gynecologist is her biological father.

Sep 15, 2021 • 1h 34min
In Front Of Your Wife and Kids
What is your favorite bodily function? A Utah woman gets scammed into shaving her head, two teens are caught twerking and kissing on a dementia patient and a rapper surgically implanted gold chains into his skull.

Sep 8, 2021 • 1h 36min
Throw Your Penis At The Cops
A man tosses his penis out a window during a police car chase, our favorite pansexual body builder is back, and a woman is found guilty after hiding 26 kids behind a false wall at a daycare facility.

Sep 1, 2021 • 1h 19min
Nirvana Baby Penis Glue
A Russian man mistook a man for a bear and killed him, a zoo banned a woman for having an affair with a chimp and a man died after gluing his penis shut because he forgot a condom.

Aug 25, 2021 • 1h 31min
Paw Patrolpaganda
Paw Patrol the movie is out now! Would we host jeopardy? A Zambian pastor died after being buried alive for three days, a man killed his grandma with a piggy bank and a Canadian soldier is in trouble for giving pot brownies to troops during a live fire exercise.

Aug 18, 2021 • 1h 22min
Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)
A Florida mom was shot by a toddler live on a zoom call, a woman marries a man convicted of killing her brother and three brothers die after passing out in a manure pit.

Aug 11, 2021 • 1h 18min
Nothing for Mother
Two brothers hit and killed by train at a memorial for their third brother hit and killed by train.

Aug 4, 2021 • 1h 21min
That's Not a Mannequin
Matt Damon stops using the "F" slur, an aunt drives a car for a year with kids stuffed in the trunk and Canadian authorities mistake a woman's body for a mannequin and toss it in the dumpster. Yikes.

Jul 28, 2021 • 1h 31min
Read, rainbow monkey, read
An 18-month-old floats out a mile into sea, a man nearly masturbates to death, and some parents are disgusted about a rainbow reading monkey actor.

Jul 21, 2021 • 1h 33min
Cardboard Bed Bath & Bear Mace
Athletes at the Olympics are sleeping in cardboard anti-sex beds. A student uses a Hitler quote in his yearbook and a Florida Bath & Body Works thief uses bear mace to attack people at a mall.