The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

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A man drops used condoms into donation boxes and says he's spreading the message of Jesus, Alexa tells a 10 year old girl to touch a plug with a penny, and the Taliban orders shop owners in Afghanistan to behead all mannequins. Jason Derulooooo.  If you’re ready to prevent hair-loss, go to Keeps.com/JRVP TO RECEIVE YOUR FIRST MONTH OF TREATMENT FOR FREE. Visit athleticgreens.com/jrvp for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase.

A Florida man with drugs wrapped around his penis deny they were his, a man is accused of killing his grandmother as she opened Christmas gifts and a woman kills her boyfriend with a sword on Christmas Eve. We give our top 3 book, album and movie recommendations of the year. Goodbye 2021!  Right now, Dad Grass is offering our listeners 20% off your first order when you go to dadgrass.com/jrvp  For a limited time, you can get 25% off and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more, when you download the DoorDash app and enter code JRVP.  

Demi Lovato sings to ghosts to help them overcome sexism, rampaging monkeys kill 250 dogs in revenge massacre and a robber held up a bank but deposited the money in that bank’s ATM outside, in his account.    Today's episode is brought to you by Fight camp! Go to JoinFightCamp.com/vanity  Today's episode is brought to you by Allform. Get 20% of all orders allform.com/JRVP Head to BlackBuffalo.com and use promo code JRVP at checkout for 25% off your first order. Visit athelticgreens.com/JRVP for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase.

A Michigan woman tried to hire an assassin using a fake website, another woman dies after being injured by a "comfort animal” and an Italian Bishop ruins Christmas by telling kids there is no Santa. 

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