
Dear Hank & John
Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the fourth-tier English football club).
Latest episodes

Apr 9, 2025 • 49min
410: Too Weird to Fail
The hosts dive into whether the geese in Mary Oliver's poem are Canada Geese and explore the whimsical nature of alphabetical order. They hilariously discuss fashion, personal identity, and peculiar questions like Canada potentially becoming the 51st state. A blend of sports humor highlights AFC Wimbledon's misfortunes on the field. The conversation wraps up by pondering the discovery of organic molecules on Mars and what it means for life beyond Earth, offering a delightful mix of laughter and curiosity.

Mar 19, 2025 • 49min
409: The No Bummer Sleep Spectacular
Whatever happened to Ecogeek? If humans colonized Mars, would there be a pope of Mars? Are certain types of protein more effective for humans? Did AFC Wimbledon get… good? How do elephants walk around on their squishy feet? What are the godly hours? …Hank and John Green have answers!
If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

Mar 5, 2025 • 53min
408: The Green Brothers Often Are Wrong
The hosts tackle the evolution of their opinions on Elon Musk with humor and insight. They share coping strategies for job loss and the complexities of adulthood, emphasizing connection and support. Biographies take center stage as they discuss the ethics of writing about influential figures alongside reflections on self-image. A lighthearted debate about Oklahoma's capital leads to musings on British politics and exciting discoveries about Mars, showcasing the intricate ties between humanity and the cosmos.

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Feb 19, 2025 • 49min
407: Concepts of a Bubble
The hosts tackle quirky listener questions, like the appropriateness of covering ears and yelling. They explore the mystery of Mars' water while sharing humorous takes on U.S. state capitals. The dynamic duo delves into fan culture, dissecting the complexities of musical appreciation and identity. A lighthearted conversation about soap bubbles leads to the absurdity of selling conceptual goods. Ethical dilemmas surrounding bribery and social media engagement are discussed, blending humor and deep reflection on societal norms.

Jan 29, 2025 • 55min
406: Science Spectacular (w/ Deboki Chakravarti!)
Deboki Chakravarti, a science communicator and podcaster from Tiny Matters, joins to tackle fascinating scientific queries. She and Hank delve into the rare interactions of fire and oxygen, and discuss how unique they are in the universe. They ponder the physical changes during pregnancy while adding a light-hearted spin. Fun facts about umbilical cords reveal their lack of sensation, and a whimsical look at tailbones sparks laughter. The mix of humor and insightful science makes for an engaging conversation!

Jan 15, 2025 • 47min
405: Gettin’ Real Real
The hosts delve into how to prepare for the upcoming year, hilariously contemplating the mysteries of life insurance and winter traditions. They chat about their personal resolutions, balancing ambition and authenticity, while lightly touching on mental health. The challenge of starting new projects gets a humorous spin, and the conversation shifts to academic self-worth, the Curiosity rover’s martian adventures, and the complexities of space missions. Lastly, they celebrate AFC Wimbledon's recent success and update on their friendship dynamics.

Jan 8, 2025 • 45min
404: Die on Tuesday
Dive into a whimsical discussion about whether the 'Indianapolis Cocktail' is genuinely served in Indianapolis. The hosts offer dubious life advice while sharing entertaining college and cocktail anecdotes. Expect laughs over language mishaps and a nostalgic look at childhood conventions. They also explore the emotional struggles of historical figures like King Louis XVI alongside fun reflections on Christmas traditions. And don’t miss their excitement over Mars exploration and a victorious moment in football!

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Dec 18, 2024 • 47min
403: Yeah Inflation
Ever wondered if making two cups of tea doubles your caffeine intake? Hank and John explore this and other quirky inquiries. They debate the fascinating nature of starlings flying in murmurations and share hilarious ideas for reusing parfait cups. Tune in for their light-hearted takes on morning routines, social media nuances, and even a playful discussion about hard pretzels versus Martian meteorites. With a mix of science, humor, and nostalgia, they tackle life's oddities and entertain with their unique dynamic.

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Dec 4, 2024 • 47min
402: Alfred Australia
The hosts dive into whimsical discussions about their appearances and the evolution of beards. They tackle serious topics like the complexities of cancer treatment while offering light-hearted advice on managing book collections. Childhood literature sparks emotional conversations, leading to playful ideas about for-profit versus nonprofit. The mystery of Martian sulfur rocks ignites scientific curiosity, mixed with ethical reflections on exploration. Expect humor, insights, and a sprinkling of absurdity throughout!

Nov 20, 2024 • 40min
401: Goodreads Therapy
A lively discussion unfolds about the peculiar anger surfacing on Goodreads. The hosts hilariously dissect the trends of one-star reviews and the emotional rollercoaster of reading critiques. They delve into the surprising connections between oxygen levels, ponderosa pines, and seasonal changes. Personal anecdotes about illness and identity reveal deeper reflections on how experiences shape us, infused with humor and grace. Plus, get insights on initiating critical conversations in today's online culture. It's a mix of whimsy and wisdom!
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