
Dear Hank & John
Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the fourth-tier English football club).
Latest episodes

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Oct 30, 2024 • 42min
400: For Those Who Are Still Listening
Hank and John dive into a plethora of quirky topics, like why traditional ghost costumes use white sheets and how computers will manage dates past 9999. They humorously ponder if a peanut-allergic president would necessitate a peanut-free White House. The brothers also reflect on their writing journey about tuberculosis and explore the absurdities of digital legacies. With a comedic twist, they tackle life, death, and cat ownership, intertwining humor with thoughtful observations on relationships and the evolution of cultural narratives.

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Oct 16, 2024 • 43min
399: God of Frogtok
The hosts tackle amusing questions about language, like why we say things happen 'at' night but 'during' the day. They provide quirky solutions for reheating food during power outages and debate the authenticity of AI-generated music. Cosmic humor shines through as they brainstorm playful names for future galactic collisions, while also paying tribute to Dr. Eugene Shoemaker. Additionally, they celebrate a football victory and discuss the wonders of geology, blending humor with heartfelt moments and intriguing science.

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Sep 18, 2024 • 49min
398: Organic Plastic
Is it time to let go of that bar of soap? The brothers delve into the quirky journey of plastics and their implications for our environment. They also tackle the intricacies of dating, shedding light on the ghosting phenomenon while reflecting on empathy in relationships. The conversation veers into discussing the challenges authors face with health insurance and the amusing contrasts between U.S. and Canadian systems. And don’t forget the witty takes on the absurdities of life and the fascinating roles scavenger animals play in our ecosystem!

Sep 4, 2024 • 47min
397: A Top Podcast for Teens
The hosts tackle the enigma of gravity with humor, pondering life’s curiosities and teenage experiences. They imagine their dancing skills on a popular show, while playfully dissecting Smurf biology. Conversations flow to the amusing effects of 'corn sweat' on humidity, reflecting on Indiana's identity struggles. They blend light-hearted personal anecdotes with deeper health discussions, and reminisce about a gripping football match, tying it to the Mars rover's adventures. It's a delightful mix of science, humor, and heartfelt moments!

Aug 21, 2024 • 48min
396: I’m About to Become an Expert
Hank Green, a curious question-answerer, joins John Green, known for his dubious insights. Together, they tackle quirky topics like why romance books often release in paperback and whether giraffes can swim. They also discuss the complexities of understanding Supreme Court decisions while humorously debating coffee ice cube logistics. Listeners enjoy anecdotes about tech mishaps and hear about the potential for microbial life on Mars, blending laughter with intriguing explorations of expertise and life's challenges.

Aug 14, 2024 • 57min
395: Your One Wild and Precious Corpse
Hank Green, an entrepreneur and author, joins his brother John Green, a bestselling author and YouTube creator, for a lively conversation. They tackle the quirky question of space burials while exploring the loneliness of modern life. The duo humorously discusses how to relate to ants, the appeal of long-standing businesses, and the curious behavior of ocean creatures during storms. With their signature wit, they ponder the dynamics of visiting art galleries and the challenges of finding meaningful connections. Prepare for a delightful blend of absurdity and insight!

Jul 31, 2024 • 58min
394: I Think Very Highly of Me (Live at VidCon!)
Hank Green, an author and YouTube creator, joins his brother, bestselling author and entrepreneur John Green, for a lively live show. They hilariously ponder whether John would do standup if it didn't inconvenience anyone. The duo debates which historical figure should swap places with a dinosaur, showcasing their whimsical side. They also dive into the nostalgia of a cherished but battered book and the decline of tweet quality since Twitter became 'X.' Expect laughs, cosmic connections, and a fresh take on adulting challenges!

Jul 17, 2024 • 27min
393: I Hope You Forgot to Record
Hank and John share advice on mental health and productivity, reflect on self-worth, discuss life's uncertainties, and express gratitude for community support. They touch on taking breaks from the internet, self-talk during physical activities, and selling socks for healthcare in Sierra Leone.

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Jun 26, 2024 • 45min
392: Kill The Part That Cringes
The podcast explores topics like the correlation between creature size and voice pitch, where flies sleep, and the invention of hard-shell tacos. The hosts also discuss fame as a drug, seed to plant transformation, a humorous train dinner theater experience, and the history of Taco Bell. Personal fulfillment, football signings, Mars auroras, and Schadenfreude are also covered.

Jun 12, 2024 • 50min
391: High Priest of Beef Days
The hosts discuss topics like the original Declaration of Independence, animals on Noah's Ark, walking into a fancy restaurant, unused prom dresses, and how to know if you're boring. They also joke about creating 'beef days', holidays, social norms, and gratitude. Additionally, they reflect on Mars' asteroid risk and human diversity, ending with thanks to sponsors and a sign-off.
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