
 Dear Hank & John
 Dear Hank & John 428: Hard Pivot to Balls
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 Oct 15, 2025  Can another species evolve to mimic humans? The hosts ponder this intriguing question while exploring quirky roadside attractions. They also reminisce about pre-smartphone mornings and discuss kid-friendly alternatives to swearing. Curious about colorful vegetables? They explain the mystery behind purple baby carrots. Plus, there's heartfelt advice about coping with childhood's end. Lastly, listen for updates on quirky Mars exploration concepts and the surprising success of AFC Wimbledon! 
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Limits Of Animal Mimicry Of Humans
- Human mimicry by other species would most plausibly evolve in primates and via ecological or cultural selection pressures.
- Mimicry could aim to deter predators or enable aggressive strategies but would be constrained by detection and feedback.
Pre-Phone Mornings Were Simpler
- Hank and John recall waking up before smartphones mostly by getting up and starting the day rather than scrolling.
- John remembers the last day he didn't check the internet before work was September 11, 2001.
World's Largest Ball Of Paint As A Hub
- Hank and John discuss buying and living at the world's largest ball of paint as an offline community hub idea.
- They imagine visitors adding paint and creating real-life interactions instead of online ones.


