Dear Hank & John

Dive into the quirks of aging as the hosts reflect on youth experiences and the evolutionary tales of tongues! They hilariously criticize the decline of wine culture and the rise of bespoke iced teas. Expect oddities like ant weddings and a whimsical narrative on a writer’s invite. Plus, hear about humanity's strength as a superorganism and the struggles in wildlife conservation careers. All this, while keeping their discussions light and humor-filled—perfect for igniting your dreams and aspirations!

The hosts tackle a variety of quirky questions, like the challenges of proving academic integrity in thesis work and the oddities of men's colons. They dive into humor surrounding sainthood and cat care, featuring a lovable cat named Gummy Bear. A spirited discussion on why novels often outshine short stories reveals their belief that literature can be both enjoyable and profound. They also reflect on their investment in a fan-owned football club, combining their love for the sport with philosophical musings about humanity's role in nurturing the planet.

Dive into a whimsical exploration of why fish leap from water and the mysteries of viruses during quarantine. Discover the bizarre world of sponsorships, from therapists to wooden crucifixes. Enjoy a lighthearted debate on whether windless places exist and analyze how temperature alters the flavor of Diet Dr. Pepper. The brothers also tackle personal responsibility through the amusing metaphor of 'not my circus, not my monkeys.' With plenty of humor and insights, there’s something fascinating in every twist and turn.

Curious about biking to the airport or how Earth avoids being bombarded by space frogs? The hosts humorously ponder the anatomy of animal bums—specifically fish—and share their beef consumption rituals. They tackle societal norms with whimsy, blending discussions of community and defiance. Plus, there's a light-hearted narrative about fee-free banking intertwined with solar energy effects on our planet. Join the fun as they explore personal growth, creativity, and the joyful absurdity of life!

Discover the fascinating world of pain tolerance and how we express it differently. Enjoy playful insights on the complexities of teenage confidence and the challenges of growing up. Delve into the absurdities of parenting concerns, from sneezing babies to celestial predictions. Laugh along as the hosts reminisce about quirky fast food experiences and tackle listener questions on everything from writing to convenience in meals. It's a delightful blend of humor, nostalgia, and thoughtful reflection on life’s intricacies.

In this lively discussion, the hosts tackle the delicate topic of differing beliefs within families and the importance of respectful dialogue. They humorously explore why we draw stars as five-pointed shapes and debate whether reptiles have souls. The conversation also touches on the surprising taste of Blackberry Dr. Pepper and the pressures faced by students nearing graduation. Through playful banter and personal anecdotes, they highlight the joy of community, sports, and self-acceptance.

Join Shan Boodram, the brilliant host of Crash Course Sex Ed and a renowned expert on relationships, as she and John Green tackle compelling questions about love and grief. They discuss how to navigate complex social dynamics, including whether or not to reveal a roommate’s infidelity, and share creative breakup remedies. Dive into the challenges of decorating with a partner when aesthetic preferences clash, and explore the emotional nuances of grief, including how to cope with a beloved pet still in your life. Perfect for anyone seeking relatable advice!

Can sharks get tuberculosis? Why create your own products rather than promote existing products? Where did I exist before I was born?  How do I deal with fear of missing out on memes? Is this a sleep podcast or a workout podcast?  How do bones heal?  Why are envelopes the size they are?  How big and dense are neutron stars?  …Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohnSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The hosts dive into whether the geese in Mary Oliver's poem are Canada Geese and explore the whimsical nature of alphabetical order. They hilariously discuss fashion, personal identity, and peculiar questions like Canada potentially becoming the 51st state. A blend of sports humor highlights AFC Wimbledon's misfortunes on the field. The conversation wraps up by pondering the discovery of organic molecules on Mars and what it means for life beyond Earth, offering a delightful mix of laughter and curiosity.

Whatever happened to Ecogeek? If humans colonized Mars, would there be a pope of Mars? Are certain types of protein more effective for humans? Did AFC Wimbledon get… good? How do elephants walk around on their squishy feet? What are the godly hours? …Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohnSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.