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Jun 25, 2025 • 51min

414: Tell Me What Your Pain Sounds Like

Discover the fascinating world of pain tolerance and how we express it differently. Enjoy playful insights on the complexities of teenage confidence and the challenges of growing up. Delve into the absurdities of parenting concerns, from sneezing babies to celestial predictions. Laugh along as the hosts reminisce about quirky fast food experiences and tackle listener questions on everything from writing to convenience in meals. It's a delightful blend of humor, nostalgia, and thoughtful reflection on life’s intricacies.
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Jun 11, 2025 • 1h 1min

413: We Disagree (But In A Cute Way)

In this lively discussion, the hosts tackle the delicate topic of differing beliefs within families and the importance of respectful dialogue. They humorously explore why we draw stars as five-pointed shapes and debate whether reptiles have souls. The conversation also touches on the surprising taste of Blackberry Dr. Pepper and the pressures faced by students nearing graduation. Through playful banter and personal anecdotes, they highlight the joy of community, sports, and self-acceptance.
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May 21, 2025 • 45min

412: This Is Going to Be a Therapy Session (w/ Shan Boodram!)

Join Shan Boodram, the brilliant host of Crash Course Sex Ed and a renowned expert on relationships, as she and John Green tackle compelling questions about love and grief. They discuss how to navigate complex social dynamics, including whether or not to reveal a roommate’s infidelity, and share creative breakup remedies. Dive into the challenges of decorating with a partner when aesthetic preferences clash, and explore the emotional nuances of grief, including how to cope with a beloved pet still in your life. Perfect for anyone seeking relatable advice!
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Apr 23, 2025 • 49min

411: You’ve Gotta’ Optimize

Can sharks get tuberculosis? Why create your own products rather than promote existing products? Where did I exist before I was born?  How do I deal with fear of missing out on memes? Is this a sleep podcast or a workout podcast?  How do bones heal?  Why are envelopes the size they are?  How big and dense are neutron stars?  …Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn
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Apr 9, 2025 • 49min

410: Too Weird to Fail

The hosts dive into whether the geese in Mary Oliver's poem are Canada Geese and explore the whimsical nature of alphabetical order. They hilariously discuss fashion, personal identity, and peculiar questions like Canada potentially becoming the 51st state. A blend of sports humor highlights AFC Wimbledon's misfortunes on the field. The conversation wraps up by pondering the discovery of organic molecules on Mars and what it means for life beyond Earth, offering a delightful mix of laughter and curiosity.
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Mar 19, 2025 • 49min

409: The No Bummer Sleep Spectacular

Whatever happened to Ecogeek? If humans colonized Mars, would there be a pope of Mars? Are certain types of protein more effective for humans? Did AFC Wimbledon get… good? How do elephants walk around on their squishy feet? What are the godly hours? …Hank and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn
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Mar 5, 2025 • 53min

408: The Green Brothers Often Are Wrong

The hosts tackle the evolution of their opinions on Elon Musk with humor and insight. They share coping strategies for job loss and the complexities of adulthood, emphasizing connection and support. Biographies take center stage as they discuss the ethics of writing about influential figures alongside reflections on self-image. A lighthearted debate about Oklahoma's capital leads to musings on British politics and exciting discoveries about Mars, showcasing the intricate ties between humanity and the cosmos.
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Feb 19, 2025 • 49min

407: Concepts of a Bubble

The hosts tackle quirky listener questions, like the appropriateness of covering ears and yelling. They explore the mystery of Mars' water while sharing humorous takes on U.S. state capitals. The dynamic duo delves into fan culture, dissecting the complexities of musical appreciation and identity. A lighthearted conversation about soap bubbles leads to the absurdity of selling conceptual goods. Ethical dilemmas surrounding bribery and social media engagement are discussed, blending humor and deep reflection on societal norms.
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Jan 29, 2025 • 55min

406: Science Spectacular (w/ Deboki Chakravarti!)

Deboki Chakravarti, a science communicator and podcaster from Tiny Matters, joins to tackle fascinating scientific queries. She and Hank delve into the rare interactions of fire and oxygen, and discuss how unique they are in the universe. They ponder the physical changes during pregnancy while adding a light-hearted spin. Fun facts about umbilical cords reveal their lack of sensation, and a whimsical look at tailbones sparks laughter. The mix of humor and insightful science makes for an engaging conversation!
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Jan 15, 2025 • 47min

405: Gettin’ Real Real

The hosts delve into how to prepare for the upcoming year, hilariously contemplating the mysteries of life insurance and winter traditions. They chat about their personal resolutions, balancing ambition and authenticity, while lightly touching on mental health. The challenge of starting new projects gets a humorous spin, and the conversation shifts to academic self-worth, the Curiosity rover’s martian adventures, and the complexities of space missions. Lastly, they celebrate AFC Wimbledon's recent success and update on their friendship dynamics.

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