In these Coronavirus times, Stevie and Tessa are socially distancing from each other – as should you be too! They explain why and also provide some good tips to help you stay safe while not going too crazy. This episode is brought to you via FaceTime from a living room and the stairwell of a hotel lobby respectively. Producer Ben did his best.Recorded and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gangSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Absolutely no idea about wine? Don’t understand how a wine can be dry when it’s literally wet? Scared to ask in case all the wine snobs laugh at you? Welcome to Wine Tasting for Dummies! Stevie (religiously orders the second cheapest bottle on the menu) and Tessa (only buys wine with an animal on the front) rope in wine expert Phoebe to walk them through the vineyard of knowledge. List of wines:Val De Loire Sauvignon BlancOyster Bay Sauvignon Blanc Sainsbury's Pinot Grigio, Taste the DifferenceWolf Blass ChardonnayBarefoot MerlotMarks & Spencer Bordeaux Merlot Sainsbury's Beaujolais Villages Coteaux Granitiques, Taste the DifferenceWolf Blass Yellow Label Cabernet SauvignonRecorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive Productions.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gangSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We all have to be brave and have hard conversations sometimes. Thankfully, Stevie has found some genuinely excellent advice that can make the whole process a little less upsetting for everyone. This episode features a checklist, which is always nice.Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive Productions.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gangSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tessa wears all her clothes at once. Stevie is frightened of colours and once wore a pussy bow so big she couldn’t complete an exam. They have trawled the internet for hot tips on how to look chic on a budget and lots of the tips are things like “invest in a good trouser” which doesn’t help when you’re broke, so they’ve gone rogue. Tessa’s tips mainly involve epaulets. Enjoy.Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive Productions.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gangSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can’t find your muse? Feeling uninspired? Stevie and Tessa have bags of tips to be your best creative self, whether that’s finally settling on a colour to paint your bedroom or starting that novel. Because everyone could benefit from a bit more creativity in their lives – whether you’re an artist, a lawyer or, I don’t know, a farmer. Shout out to all the farmers listening.Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive Productions.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gangSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Want to move in with a partner but worried if it’s the right thing to do? Or the wrong thing? Or too much of A Thing? Stevie and Tessa have put together some top tips to ensure the big move isn’t a stressful one.Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive Productions.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gangSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stevie has had three colds in a month. Tessa has had some colds in her life. But how can you actually avoid a cold? Can you boost your immune system with those cute tasting gummies? Should you feed a cold, starve a fever? All these questions answered, and more, on this weeks episode. Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive Productions.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gangSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Got the attention span of a small fish? So does Stevie. Thankfully Tessa has done some proper research to help her (and you) focus for longer than 8 seconds. Spoiler: it may or may not involve snacks. Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive Productions.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gangSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Terrible at staying in touch? Got a friend moving abroad and filled with fear that this is THE END? It’s not the end! Tessa has SO MANY FRIENDS living abroad and it’s all fine. Stevie has NO FRIENDS ABROAD but she has some helpful tips about staying in touch with the ones that live embarrassingly close by. By the end of the episode you’ll be socially thriving both internationally and otherwise. Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive Productions.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gangSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Absolutely paralysed by indecision? Can’t decide what you’d like for dinner, let alone what country you should live in? Stevie and Tessa hold you hand and help you learn how to make a decision. Recorded by Naomi Parnell and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gangSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.