Listen. Nobody likes them, but if you’ve got a cervix you gotta do it. You just gotta. Here’s a whistle-stop journey through a smear, colposcopy and biopsy, no holds barred, telling it like it is, and giving you plenty of reason to relax and breathe through it. And if you haven’t got a cervix, listen anyway because it’s nice to know hey?Want to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicSubscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicRecorded by Naomi Parnell and edited by Clarissa Maycock for Plosive.Additional editing by Ben Williams.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gangSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever thought Dungeons and Dragons might be for you but can’t grasp the concept? No interest whatsoever but keen to hear Stevie and Tessa get completely over-excited at the idea of being a wizard? Top drawer Dungeon Master Owen Donovan presents a beginners guide, and THEN we play a game over on the Patreon. And honestly it’s worth signing up just for that. You can find Owen's character sheet recommendations here and visit the official D&D website starter set here.And you can check out Stevie's Druid character sheet here.Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gangSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Big breath: Tessa bought a flat. Stevie wants to know what it was like. If you or anyone you know are thinking of going through the flat (or house) buying process, this is the episode for you. Involves some WILD jargon, helpful hand-holding advice and something about paying for a war in the olden times which Stevie still can’t get a handle on. Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded by Naomi Parnell and edited by Clarissa Maycock and Naomi Parnell for Plosive.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gangSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thinking of starting a hustle with your BFF? Stevie and Tessa have worked together for ages, but also they’ve worked with loads of friends, and so have some good tips on what to do to avoid killing each other. Or just liquidating the business and never speaking again.Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded by Naomi Parnell and edited by Clarissa Maycock for Plosive.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gangSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Want to know what an NFT is and whether you should buy one? Or MINT one?! Actor and comedian and writer and excellent man Tom Rosenthal explains them to Stevie and Tessa so succinctly and articulately that it blows their minds. And will blow yours too. Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gangSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stevie and Tessa collide with Phil Wang and Pierre Novellie from Bud Pod for a mash up episode all about friendship and fecal matter. They chat elderly chums, doing “the both” and of course there’s a poo story. You have the power to do something incredible this Red Nose Day. Whether it’s a little or a lot, the money you donate will help tackle poverty, take action against violence and bring an end to discrimination. Give now at comicrelief.com/podcastmashup, alternatively Text PODCAST to 70210 to give £10 today.To donate £10 text the word PODCAST to 70210. Texts cost your donation amount plus your standard network message charge and 100% of your donation will go to Comic Relief, a registered charity. You must be 16 or over and please ask the bill-payer’s permission. For full terms and conditions visit comicrelief.com/podcastmashup Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gangSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stevie went away on her own for the first time in her life and tells Tessa what she learned. It was to get some writing done, but this advice will help anyone worried about going away alone. How will you know what to do? What if you do it wrong? Are there hidden cameras in the Airbnb??? All these will be answered (and more) (there are probably no cameras in the Airbnb don’t worry).Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gangSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this special bonus episode of Nobody Panic, Stevie and Tessa have teamed up with Get Into Teaching. They chat to the brilliant Miss Judi to learn about how a passion for something unique might lead to a whole new career you'd never considered. If this episode has planted a seed you can search Get Into Teaching to find out more.Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicPhotos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gangSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Terrified of the gym? Thinking of getting back there but lost confidence? Never been? Only ever use the running machine because you can’t work out how any of the machines operate and you’re too scared to try? Well here’s the podcast for you! Stevie and Tessa dip their toes gently into gym culture and find the whole thing not as bad as they imagined.Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gangSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Absolutely terrible flatmates Stevie and Tessa discuss their mistakes, learn from them and explain to an audience in Bristol how best to live and let live. Or rather, live let live and don’t write anything on a post-it note. Nothing good has ever come from a post-it note. Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded live at Bristol Improv Theatre and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPod Be part of the Nobody Panic Patreon gangSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.