
Nobody Panic
(The podcast formerly known as The Debrief Podcast) Your guidebook to being a fully functioning adult without screaming all the time. Each week, Stevie Martin and Tessa Coates tackle life's big, small, fun and sometimes scary questions with the help of experts and special guests because we're all in this together, guys. So nobody panic. Produced by Plosive. Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes

Jun 21, 2022 • 31min
How to Cope When Your Sister (or Anyone) Moves Abroad
Stevie’s sister has moved to Australia and she’s dealt with it ABSOLUTELY FINE THANK YOU. Listeners dmed her some great tips on Instagram and so she works through them even though SHE’S DOING SO WELL if that wasn’t already clear. Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded and edited by Ben Williams for PlosivePhotos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 14, 2022 • 31min
How to Deal with Sunday Night Blues
It's our 200th episode! But we WON'T mention that! So, panicking at dusk every Sunday? Tessa and Stevie come up with about 17 mnemonics, acronyms and slogans that don’t make sense, but (thankfully) lots of tips that do, to try and help you combat end-of-the-week gloom. Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for PlosivePhotos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 7, 2022 • 35min
How to Stop Worrying Your Friends Hate You
Friends of the podcast Tom Stourton and Tom Palmer have written a film called All My Friends Hate Me, so they came on to talk about how to cope with social paranoia (as well as how they went about making the film). It's out June 10 so go watch it with friends you don't think hate you. Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for PlosivePhotos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 31, 2022 • 42min
How Not to be a Prude
Feel like you might be living life buttoned up to the neck in a Victorian shroud and covering up people's ankles when you see them exposed? Reformed Prudes Stevie and Tessa journey through the minefield of sex, sexuality, and how to get out from under your shroud.Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded by Ben Williams for Plosive and edited by Clarissa Maycock.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 24, 2022 • 34min
How to Propose
SOMEONE HAS PROPOSED! And they have tips about not losing your mind and why it's okay to break with tradition even though everyone is yelling 'YOU MUST SPEND THREE MONTHS SALARY ON A RING'. But who is it? Listen to find out! And it's pretty obvious if you've listened to the podcast before!Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded by Naomi Parnell for Plosive and edited by Clarissa Maycock.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 17, 2022 • 32min
How to Understand What a Wall Is
Not a joke. Tessa is having some renovation done, she wanted to tell Stevie about things she'd found out about walls, and upon recording this, producer Naomi said 'That was actually really good?!' so look, just sit back and let the wattle and daub facts wash over you. Treat it like ASMR, but about walls. Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 10, 2022 • 33min
How to Look After a Dog (Part 2)
Stevie now has a dog (Piper!) and would like to impart her wisdom as a companion to of the previous episode on this topic. Tessa listens. At one point Stevie tears up with sincerity and emotion.Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 3, 2022 • 35min
How to Be the Social Secretary
Tessa wants to be the group social organiser, and it becomes clear during this episode that she basically wants a posh chalet to casually go to with friends. Either way, here’s how to be the one who says “hey let’s all do a pub quiz next week” .Subscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicWant to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicRecorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 26, 2022 • 45min
How to Sext (Live at Soho Theatre)
🍆 🍆 How to DM slide with consensual intent - Stevie and Tessa talk etiquette and practical on-the-ground advice for getting naughty over text. Plus some great examples of sexts throughout history! Live from Soho Theatre. Want to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicSubscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicRecorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.Additional editing by Naomi Parnell.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPodSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 19, 2022 • 30min
How to Back Yourself
Stevie and Tessa discuss how to stick to your decisions - especially when they've turned out not quite as expected- and graciously accept when things haven’t gone great. Crying and yelling “I'M SO SORRY I'M AN IDIOT” aside. Want to support Nobody Panic? You can make a one-off donation at https://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanicSubscribe to the Nobody Panic Patreon at patreon.com/nobodypanicRecorded by Naomi Parnell and edited by Clarissa Maycock for Plosive.Additional editing by Naomi Parnell.Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.Follow Nobody Panic on Twitter @NobodyPanicPodSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/nobodypanic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.