

The Fifth Column
Kmele Foster, Michael Moynihan, and Matt Welch
Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com
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Aug 22, 2024 • 1h 17min
#467 - Fear & Loathing in Chi-town (w/ Mike Pesca)
Mike Pesca, host of The Gist and renowned for his sharp insights, joins the conversation in Chicago during the Democratic National Convention. They humorously reflect on their live show experiences and interactions with political icons like the Obamas. The group discusses the legacy of Jesse Jackson's speeches, critiques political etiquette, and dives into stories from the city’s intriguing, yet gritty, past involving former gang members. Expect lively banter on school reopenings, the emotional role of music in politics, and the challenges of political engagement today.

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Aug 9, 2024 • 1h 38min
#466 - The Return of the Sexiest Guest Alive (w/ Steve Kornacki)
Steve Kornacki, recognized as one of People’s 'Sexiest Men Alive,' dives into the latest political landscape. He reveals insights on polling trends and forecasts the Republican Party's future if Trump loses. The conversation humorously touches on his gambling habits, with a comedic near-bet on Josh Shapiro. Additionally, Kornacki discusses the crucial influence of vice presidential picks, the rise of JD Vance, and the increasing polarization in U.S. politics, all while maintaining a light-hearted tone.

Aug 5, 2024 • 22min
Members Only #220 - The Hottest Country Ever Invaded
The hosts dive into the quirks of gambling on political events, mixing humor with intriguing anecdotes from history. They highlight the representation of athletes at the Olympics, notably discussing exceptional Ukrainian performers. There’s a playful take on men's gymnastics and a surprise look at the U.S. ping pong team, showcasing its unique composition. Personal stories and reflections on the immigrant influence in sports add depth, while the conversation remains lighthearted and engaging throughout.

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Aug 2, 2024 • 1h 48min
#465 - The Tsarina Has Abdicated. The Audie Murphys of Journalism. The Veep Will Make Toasters
Dive into the chaotic landscape of media and politics, where journalists are compared to heroic figures and political narratives shift faster than opinions. The hosts tackle the complexities of identity politics, highlighting the absurdity of recent events and public perceptions. They also discuss the alarming U.S. national debt, the impact of Venezuela's oppressive regime on migration, and escalating tensions in the Middle East. A humorous analysis reveals disillusionment with current political choices, prompting a reflection on what our future may hold.

Jul 27, 2024 • 1h 46min
Steve Albini on Music, Meaning, and the Cosmos (Special Dispatch)
Steve Albini, a legendary punk/rock musician and producer known for his work with iconic bands like Nirvana and the Pixies, shares his profound insights on music's essence. He discusses his philosophy of authenticity in production, prioritizing emotion over technicality. The conversation delves into topics such as communicating with aliens, the evolution of music in the digital age, and the importance of preserving humanity's sound for future generations. Albini’s blend of technical expertise and philosophical musings leaves a lasting impact.

Jul 22, 2024 • 21min
Members Only #219 - Pronunciation Racism and the Triumph of Mentally Ill
Topics include HOF weekend, black Republicans supporting Trump, experiences at the RNC, the rise of mentally ill pundits, and discussions on foreign policy and the Great Resignation.

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Jul 17, 2024 • 1h 4min
#464 - Alive from the RNC!
In this lively podcast, the hosts discuss J.D. Vance's political philosophy, Joe Biden's public appearances, and Kmele's humorous mishaps. The episode captures the chaotic energy of the Republican National Convention, with anecdotes about speeches, security measures, and the unpredictable atmosphere. From Silicon Valley support for Trump to Adderall shortages, the hosts bring a blend of humor and insight to current political events.

Jul 16, 2024 • 22min
Members Only #218 - Second Sunday Rebroadcast (Assassination Edition)
Exploring changing perceptions of Richard Simmons, humorous fitness anecdotes, analysis of recent assassination attempt and media coverage, criticism of Secret Service diversity, and controversial media response to former president being shot.

Jul 12, 2024 • 1h 16min
#463 - Forget It. Joe Biden Has Been Cured Of Being Super Old
The podcast discusses Joe Biden's press conference, speculation on his potential exit, political strategies, past endorsements, media manipulation, potential DNC civil war, and a humorous take on his cognitive abilities.

Jul 10, 2024 • 19min
Members Only #217 - ☑ The Flag of the Fifth ☑
Exploring a new flag concept of indifference, testing hangover cures at Freedom Fest, discussing cognitive decline in politics, promoting subscriptions with humor, and referencing past episodes in a lighthearted manner.