
The Fifth Column
Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com
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Jan 2, 2025 • 1h 28min
#484 - Pumps, Converts, Fatwas, and Ex-Presidents
The hosts dive into the intriguing world of New Year’s resolutions mixed with historical anecdotes. They reflect on the alarming rise of domestic terrorism in New Orleans and Vegas, dissecting the motivations of perpetrators. A thoughtful chat on extremism balances discussions around ISIS and white nationalism. The complexities of Jimmy Carter’s moral stances are compared to today’s political challenges, while the conversation takes a lighter turn with nostalgic memories of Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out and personal stories about living with diabetes.

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Dec 30, 2024 • 17min
Members Only #242 - The Emo Episode
This discussion takes a break from politics to explore the wonders of space and science, including captivating thoughts on tardigrades and microscopy. The hosts share divergent views on the documentary 'A Complete Unknown.' Humorous anecdotes about Bob Dylan lead to a critique of how musicians are portrayed in film. They also touch on the intersection of colonization, race, and culture while reflecting on the complexities of narratives in folk music. Personal struggles and growth during the holidays spark meaningful conversations.

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Dec 20, 2024 • 1h 42min
#483 - The Christmas Cromnibus and a Slow Boat to Mauritius
The hosts dive into a blend of political chaos and unexpected humor. They question whether Trump is losing his edge and discuss AOC's political future amidst rising tensions in the Democratic Party. A lively dinner conversation reveals amusing anecdotes, including the resemblance between Barron and his father. The conversation turns to the healthcare industry's image crisis and the political implications of public perception. With playful sarcasm, they critique libel laws and share laughable reflections on noteworthy public figures.

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Dec 16, 2024 • 24min
Members Only #241 - Tinder Trotskyists, Siouxsie and the Nazis, When We Were Kings
Dive into a conversation exploring the complexities of colorblindness and its effects on identity. The hosts critique the commodification of racial identity in modern discourse, spotlighting superficial takes versus meaningful progress. They ponder the moral implications of political assassinations and the fine line between justified actions and chaos. A humorous take on 'Tinder Trotskyists' adds a unique twist, while discussions on trauma and 'luxury beliefs' unearth the deeper societal impacts of contemporary activism.

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Dec 12, 2024 • 1h 50min
#482 - Centrism Kills (w/ Josh Barro)
Josh Barro, a journalist known for his insightful analysis in independent media, joins the conversation to delve into contemporary social issues. They explore the controversial Daniel Penny verdict and its implications for mental health commitments. The discussion turns to the evolving landscape of journalism amidst the rise of platforms like Substack. Barro also addresses the challenges Democrats face with centrist perspectives and voter sentiment in a politically charged environment. Expect a mix of humor and critical reflections on the complexities of urban realities and healthcare misconceptions.

Dec 6, 2024 • 6min
Members Only #240 - One Hitter: Taylor Supports the Death Penalty
In a passionate discussion, hosts tackle political violence and its troubling normalization in today’s society. They reflect on the recent murder of a health executive, igniting public outrage against the insurance industry. The chilling implications of such acts spark a deep dive into societal reactions and media influence. Listeners are encouraged to engage further with exclusive content while grappling with the complexities of these urgent issues.

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Dec 5, 2024 • 1h 40min
#481 - From the Mexico of Heaven
The hosts dive into a heartwarming pediatric cancer fundraiser led by one’s daughter, mixing personal anecdotes with nostalgia for Bob Dylan's concerts. They humorously compare modern politicians to rock stars while tackling controversial pardons, particularly focusing on Hunter Biden. The conversation shifts to the decline of cable news and the complexities of deregulation under Trump. Adding depth, they reflect on global political dynamics and the ethical implications of privilege in the justice system. It's a mix of humor, critical analysis, and endearing stories.

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Dec 2, 2024 • 18min
Members Only #239 - I Never Promised You a Rose Garden
Recent pardons spark lively discussions about political strategy and media impact. Listeners weigh in on figures like RFK and Dan Crenshaw, igniting debates on public perception and listener fatigue. The rise of self-proclaimed experts and the sensationalism of true crime narratives are critiqued, shedding light on the blurred lines of fact and storytelling. Additionally, the transformative world of baseball analytics is explored, showcasing the intersection of sports with political and analytical thought.

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Nov 27, 2024 • 56min
Members Only #238 - 🎁 UNLOCKED 🎁 - The RFK Problem (w/ Alan Levinovitz)
In this enlightening conversation, Dr. Alan Levinovitz, a Professor at James Madison University and author of "Natural" and "The Gluten Lie," dives into the controversies surrounding RFK's views on public health. They dissect the myth of 'natural' solutions versus artificial ones, exploring why trust in science is waning. Levinovitz addresses the obesity epidemic, the role of food culture, and the misconceptions surrounding vaping versus smoking. This thought-provoking dialogue sheds light on the complexities of health, misinformation, and dietary myths.

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Nov 25, 2024 • 25min
Members Only #237 - Roofies, Commies, and Sissies
The hosts dive into wild tales like roofie vending machines and a dinner chat with a charming ex-murderer. They dissect alarming claims of drugging at work and challenge military accountability narratives. The discussion shifts to Trump's potential cabinet picks, highlighting political ideologies and qualifications. With a humorous take on political fandom, they explore how adoration for public figures has become a cultural norm. All while sprinkling in amusing anecdotes about quirky personal lives and the impact of media on public perception.
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