Blocked Party

Stacey McLachlan (comedian, Nasty Women Comedy, AfterChef Junior) shows us that you can never be too sure who listens to your podcast after she gets blocked by the parent of a MasterChef Junior contestant. It's also a huge episode as the Blocked Boys reveal their grand plans to host the first-ever live podcast inside an 18,000-seat arena with an idea that's too big to fail! PLUS: smart light bulbs go way too far, Scott Stapp sings the national anthem, and we learn that Stacey knows far too much about McGruff the Crime Dog's anti-drug album, which is somehow a real thing.If you want to contribute to a cause better than saying no to drugs, you can do so at Michael Che's favourite Patreon account, http://patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5 a month gets you access to TWO bonus episodes per month that are guaranteed to be heard by your favourite SNL writer. We have that recent episode all about Che's feud with Jack Allison live now, and coming in July, the BBs are going to do their first-ever VIDEO bonus! Stefan and John will debut Cooked Party and Stefan will have to eat that nasty tuna-and-peas pizza. Only $5 for a world of madness even we don't understand. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jon Hendren (@fart, internet funnyman) hates that we introduce him as "internet funnyman", but we do it anyway. We also hate Lin-Manuel Miranda's daily affirmations, and Jon tells the story of how he found out that LMM hates when people criticize Hamilton on Twitter. The Blocked Boys also get serious about cooking techniques, old man fights, and vehicles in movies, while John learns about the world of Amo Amo and OJ Simpson gets Twitter.If you want to learn more about the world of Blocked Party, you can do so by donating $5/month to the BP Patreon, which gets you access to TWO extra-special bonus episodes per month. Go to http://patreon.com/blockedparty and you'll get access to our latest where Jack Allison profiles his Twitter beef with SNL's Michael Che and Stefan talks about being blocked by right-wing "comedian" Steven Crowder. You also get access to our super-secret Discord and the love of the Blocked Boys. What could be more special than that? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hunter Collins (comedian) brings a hidden identity with him to the podcast, as the threat of actual legal action makes this Block Tale so juicy we can't reveal exactly who he was blocked by. But it's a wild story and easily our best Blocked Tale yet. Around that, the Blocked Boys get into John's numerous spoken mishaps on the pod, some more controversial food takes, and the BBs finally weigh in on the Doctor Disrespect incident.One way to avoid all controversy is to donate to Blocked Party on Patreon, where $5/month at http://patreon.com/blockedparty gets you two bonus episodes a month! This month, we've got our first ever BP Mailbag with our best pal Chris James which is out now, and this week, you'll see another Hell Block bonus episode with our pal Jack Allison, where we run down his entire run-in with SNL's Michael Che. Only $5!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kath Barbadoro (comedian, What a Time to Be Alive, Wrestlesplania) demonstrates how wrestlers are the most egregious name searchers on earth, as she manages to get blocked on both her personal and podcast account by one of the AEW's Young Bucks without ever tagging him. The Blocked Boys also open another embarrassing chapter in John's personal history, as he remembers the absolutely terrible musical he was a part of in grade 7 called "Teen II: The Competition". Plus, we look at high school disaster drills, Lululemon founder Chip Wilson's weird boner essay, and Stefan continues on his crusade to get blocked by Presidential candidate John Delaney.If you want to go on a crusade to be the coolest person in your friend group, you can also donate $5/month to http://patreon.com/blockedparty, where you'll find all of our bonus content including our most recent episode where we interview the Krassenstein brothers with our pal Michael Hale. Our back catalogue has appearances from Every Time I Die's Keith Buckley, Will Menaker, Jesse Farrar, Chris James, Sophie Buddle, and all your other faves, so what are you waiting for? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Hill (comedian, Hip.Bang!) is the first person to come on the show with a PHYSICAL block, as he gets owned in a game of basketball and his dead tooth from the incident haunts his acting career from then on. After the Blocked Boys once again dive into their small-handedness, Tom gets into a heated argument with Stefan about piano-playing that spans far too long--like a canal(John makes a lot of canal puns in lieu of choosing sides). And amidst all that, the social media updates get wild as Stefan digs into the Scripps National Spelling Bee, John reads one of the most insane r/relationships posts of all-time, and Tom encourages the BBs into their most sincere Top 3 yet. If you want to show your sincere love for the Blocked Boys, you can do so by donating $5/month to their Patreon at http://patreon.com/blockedparty, where this month things get truly insane as the boys land an exclusive interview with the recently banished Krassenstein brothers. Michael Hale from Your Kickstarter Sucks! is also involved, somehow. We still aren't sure. You also get access to our super-secret, super-fun Discord channel, and other perks to be announced soon! So get down on it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex Goldman (Reply All) and the Blocked Boys attempt to solve a mystery for the ages: if you never interact with someone, why do they block you? We dig around to try and find the truth about why Alex was blocked by Captain Kirk. The BBs also explore the great history of “Twitter Wives”, from Elf Wife and Curvy Wife to the newest sensation, Cliff Wife. And finally, we discuss the best way to quit your job, the Krassensteins getting banned from Twitter, and introduce a new character: The Guy on the Train.If you want to be more of a character yourself, a great way to do that is by donating $5 to http://patreon.com/blockedparty, where that donation gets you access to our top-secret Discord server (a REAL cast of characters), and TWO bonus episodes per month. This month, we invite on fave guest Sophie Buddle to review cringeworthy celebrity Cameos with us, and coming up this week, a very special episode with a very, VERY special guest you won’t want to miss. $5 a month and that’s it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Allie Entwistle (comedian, Brunch Comedy) joins the show this week to demonstrate that even those who are the closest to us can block us, as she gets blocked by her sketch comedy partner and best friend. The Blocked Boys also get into John's past as a produce clerk, as talk of grocery and big box stores leads to discussion about getting mystery shopped. Elsewhere, we do other important things like pore over Women & Songs track listings, talk seltzer, and rank the Shreks.And if that is not enough stupid stuff for you, donating $5/month at http://patreon.com/blockedparty will get you access to our secret Discord server, where nothing good happens, and TWO bonus episodes per month. This month, favourite guest Sophie Buddle returns to dissect celebrity Cameos with us in our second instalment of Word Up! We check in on our old friend Pauly Shore and we escalate our feud with Darren Rovell. Only $5! Cool! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kevvy (musician, producer, Fake Shark) shows the Blocked Boys that there are fewer embarrassments worse for a teenage girl than your father getting in a Twitter war with your favourite band’s lead singer. Before that, the episode goes way off the rails as the Blocked Boys discuss the candy Stefan’s parents brought them from New York, action movies, surgery, sports bloopers, and Stefan finally goes off on John.If you wanna go off (king), and step your Blocked Party fandom up to the next level, you can do so by donating to the show at https://patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5 a month gets you access to TWO bonus episodes a month! This includes one that will go up THIS WEDNESDAY featuring favourite guest Sophie Buddle analyzing some Cameos with us in the second edition of Word Up! The Cameo we purchased this month has to be heard to be believed, and our old friend Pauly Shore is back at it again. So come on in! It’s nice in here (our Discord server, which you also get access to for your $5). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Denea Campbell (improviser, Nasty Women Comedy) joins the Blocked Boys to let them know what happens when you get old, don’t have a high school degree, and get dumped by your much younger girlfriend. Strong lessons, indeed. Your favorite BBs also get wild talking about the boogeyman, vegetarians, joining Instagram in 2019, and Stefan gets “in touch” with his Japanese side.If your friend just got back from Japan and you’re feeling spicy, you too can join in on the fun by donating $5 a month at https://patreon.com/blockedparty, which will get you access to our ENTIRE back catalogue of bonus episodes and our super-secret Discord chat, which right now is full to the brim with astonishing things from the free section of Craigslist. Recent bonus episodes include our candy chat with @bakkooonn and Stefan’s Potbelly block with Jesse Farrar. Subscribe for the madness! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Myles Anderson (comedian) tells us what happens when a random from Craigslist thinks the laptop you sell him comes with tech support. The Blocked Boys also keep it classy this week with long talks about hiking, art, neighbourly love, and the funniest names we’ve ever heard.If you love yourself and wanna treat yourself, $5 at https://patreon.com/blockedparty will get you access to TWO bonus episodes per month, including the one we just recorded with Oliver Leach (@BAKKOOONN) where we finally settle the debate about whether chocolate is candy and we do the first-ever BP Candy Draft! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices