Blocked Party

Andrea Jin (comedian) tells us that she'll do just about anything for votes in a stand-up comedy contest, whether that means showing her body, face, or stringing along a guy from Miami. Also on the show, The Blocked Boys finally put a pin in the Jeremy Renner saga as Stefan (Mr. Heck, according to the New York Times) delivers the final update and John finds out what happens when you tell the Stop M app that you've just relapsed. Andrea fills the boys in on what the hell TikTok is, and Stefan goes truly wild with his stupidest opinion yet, the opinion that makes the "morning is not part of the day" controversy seem like a widely accepted opinion that everyone holds. Want to do something uncontroversial? You could go ahead and donate to the show at https://patreon.com/blockedparty. For $5 a month, you'll get two bonus episodes, including the one we just recorded with Will Weldon due out this week, and one coming at the end of this month where we are joined by two VERY special guests for a Cameo episode you won't wanna miss. The BBs are also writing newsletters, and for $4/month, you can access those. You know, if you hate listening. $8/month em both! Avoid the hate and donate today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One of the most requested guests in Blocked Party history, Guy Branum (comedian, author “My Life as a Goddess”) joins the show to help us learn why a man with a 6-pack should never be trusted to be a food critic. Speaking of food, John continues on his roll of terrible food critique, except this time he has to experience it live and in-person as he overhears one of the worst dinner conversations of all-time. Elsewhere, Stefan details his destruction of the Jeremy Renner app and Guy weighs in on Canadian politics, Stefan’s mustache and reveals why he had to delete Twitter this week. #boursin If you have deleted Twitter, you may not know about our wonderful Patreon. You can find it at https://patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5 a month gets you access to TWO brand-new bonus episodes every month. This past month, we did a mailbag and a special BOYS CHAT where Stefan and John sat down, sans guest, and rocked an episode. In September, we’ll be doing another very special Cameo episode with two VERY special guests you won’t wanna miss. So get into it! And if you hate hearing stuff, we have a weekly (ish) newsletter for $4/month with some great writing from Stefan and John. Plenty of reasons to let your favourite Blocked Boys know you love them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sophia Johnson (actor, comedian) is probably the first woman in history to get blocked for playing Magic: The Gathering with a guy her classmate had a crush on. He played an all-blue deck, so he was probably too controlling anyway. This episode sees the Blocked Boys get the lowdown on New Zealand's favourite soap opera (which Sophia acted on) and Stefan & John pitch their own ideas for a soap opera involving them. We also look at the fake Sophia who studied hieroglyphics, we check in on past guest Bryan Quinby from Street Fight Radio, and Stefan causes John an intense amount of emotional distress as John watches one of the worst videos in internet history. And finally, we announce our plans to land a big guest for Episode 50. If you want to ward off emotional distress, a great way to do that is by donating to the show at http://patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5 a month gets you access to TWO bonus episodes. This month, we have a mailbag feature episode with Kyle Bottom, and we're going to be debuting a NEW bonus episode format THIS WEEK! Exciting. Stefan and John are also hard at work writing newsletters, which you can access by upping your $5 donation to $8, or by skipping the audio content altogether and donating $4. SO MANY THINGS! Donate today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kevin Banner (comedian) returns, this time on a regular episode, to tell us about the time he pissed off the lead singer of KISS and the Prime Minister of Canada in one fell swoop. Kevin and John get an up-close look at Stefan’s new weed pen as they discuss how close John is getting to that $5k Patreon goal of smoking weed for the first time and the Blocked Boys get all the details about Kevin’s divorce announcement. Elsewhere, we discuss jacking off at work, Gene Simmons’ sex tape, and this week it’s John’s turn to play an absolutely cringeworthy video.You want something you won’t cringe about? Donate $5/month to Blocked Party at https://patreon.com/blockedparty, and you’ll get TWO bonus episodes a month, which this month includes our second mailbag installment with Kyle Bottom, and a future Hell Block coming up next week. This week, we also introduced our new NEWSLETTER. Every week or so, John or Stefan will write a newsletter and post it up for your reading pleasure. It’s $4/month for just the newsletter, or $8/month for the newsletter and bonus episodes. It’s educational, it’s personal, and it’s just a damn good time.Vote for Kevin Banner to be Sirius XM's Top Comic at https://topcomic.siriusxm.ca/comic/kevin-banner! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bobby Big Wheel (internet funnyman) gets Stefan extremely excited for his Block Tale by getting blocked by Stefan's most hated man on the internet, Benny Johnson. This block also leads to an extremely fun revelation during the listener block segment, and we partake in one of the worst Ted Talks of all-time. The Blocked Boys also dive deep on getting hacked by ISIS, feral hogs, the fish tube, rewriting Christmas carols, and Tommy Lee borrows from Reddit in one of the most bizarre tweets of all-time.If you'd like another way to kill the 30-50 feral hogs in your yard, you can do so by donating $5/month to the show at http://patreon.com/blockedparty. That donation gets you TWO bonus episodes per month, and this week we'll be releasing our first August bonus, a very special mailbag episode with fan favourite Kyle Bottom! We've also announced that once you donate $50 lifetime to the pod, we'll send you a snazzy T-shirt, which is pretty neat, and we're going to be announcing some brand new Patreon tiers this week with even MORE bonus content for YOU! Don't miss the fish tube, get over this dam and donate now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rachel Schaefer (comedian) joins us to tell a story of how a close friend became an unwitting roommate after she asked to couch surf and then never left. Needless to say, the story doesn’t end well. The Blocked Boys don’t waste any time and give a crucial update on John’s elevator situation with some new information that might blow the case wide open. John also finally reveals the company he did a commercial for and Rachel gets into her own commercial history, while Stefan keeps us updated on children getting attacked by animals and John reads the worst wedding invitation of all-time.If you’d like an invite that doesn’t suck, we’d like to invite you to donate to the Blocked Party Patreon at http://patreon.com/blockedparty. $5 a month gets you access to TWO bonus episodes every single month, PLUS our entire back catalogue of bonus episodes. What a value! This past month, we did our first-ever video bonus episode where we cooked a tuna-and-peas pizza and Stefan ate it, and we were joined for a Cameo bonus episode by Felix from Chapo Trap House. Your donation also gets you access to our top-secret Discord server AND once you donate $50 lifetime, you get a free shirt! What a deal! We told you the invite doesn’t suck! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jake Flores (comedian, Pod Damn America) spins the wheel of comedy blocks he has and lands on Jen Kirkman, who we find out even blocked one of our listeners for just tweeting “Russia” at her. The Blocked Boys then get riled up talking about dog poop in John’s elevator, fast food breakfast, Dina Hashem’s joke (we love it), Belle Delphine’s Pornhub grift, and Stefan gives us an update on John Delaney. Plus! The BBs talk at length about recording Cooked Party and Stefan eating the tuna and peas pizza.Speaking of tuna and peas, that episode of Cooked Party will be live very soon at http://patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5 a month gets you two bonus episodes every dang month. This month, we have the Cooked Party episode where Stefan eats a garbage pizza, and a Cameo bonus where Felix Biederman from Chapo Trap House joins us to review awful celebrity Cameos. Plus, you get access to our super-secret Discord server and we revealed this month that once you donate $50 lifetime to the show, we’ll send you a Blocked Party shirt. FOR FREE! We’re good like that. You help us, we help you. So get helping! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave Shumka (Stop Podcasting Yourself, This Sounds Serious) shows some dedication to the show, reviving his SPY Twitter exchange with crappy restaurant The Captain's Boil in an effort to be blocked for the show. That doesn't work, but a surprise post-show leads Dave to commit his first-ever block. The Blocked Boys also get into John's sober history, French Immersion, FaceApp, Deion Sanders Jr.'s intimate tweet to his father, and Stefan shares a bonus Block Tale that leads to a shocking admission from John.For even more shocking content, donating $5/month to the Blocked Party Patreon at http://patreon.com/blockedparty will get you access to TWO bonus episodes per month. This month, we are joined by Felix from Chapo Trap House to go over our latest slew of celebrity Cameos headlined by Bam Margera, and we will be posting our first-ever video bonus episode this week, as John and Stefan cook that horrible tuna and peas pizza, and Stefan eats it. PLUS you get access to our top-secret Discord and we have some big announcements coming very soon you won't wanna miss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Karen Geier (writer, On Belief podcast) proves to be a dream guest as she's blocked by a long-time nemesis of the podcast, Ed Krassenstein, who follows up blocking her with a weird series of emails that do nothing to dispel the Krassenbrothers' creepy vibe. The Blocked Boys also get their shots in on Candy Crush: The Game Show, Chuck Wendig's horrible tweet, video game documentaries, the U.S. Women's Soccer team, and we end the show with the most Canadian Top 3 yet.If you want to spend your Candy Crush money on something more worthwhile, why not head over to http://patreon.com/blockedparty and donate $5/month for some truly blessed content. We will reward your money with two bonus episodes a month and this month that means you currently get to hear all of our back catalogue PLUS our latest, some dreadful celebrity Cameos along with our friend Felix Biederman from Chapo. Later this month, our first-ever video bonus episode will arrive, as Stefan and John will make that tuna and peas pizza, and Stefan will eat it. All that, plus you get access to our top-secret and super awesome Discord channel. Just $5! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave Harris (comedian, Beer Me) uses the threat of a block to win back an ex-girlfriend (and it works! Sort of). Elsewhere, the Blocked Boys continue on their crusade to be the first show ever with multiple hosts that refuse to use the term co-host with middling results, and they reminisce on childhood skin mags. The three men also go in on Baby Shark, the Honor and Respect shoes, the family game where a dog pisses in your kid's face, and Stefan becomes an olive guy.If you want some extra olives, you can donate $5 a month to http://patreon.com/blockedparty, where that donation gets you access to TWO sweet bonus episodes a month. We wrapped up June with two great bonuses with Jack Allison and Chris James, and July promises to be a doozy, with another Cameo episode coming out this Wednesday with a VERY special guest and our first-ever video bonus comes later this month as Stefan tries a tuna-and-peas pizza. It's a good time to be a donor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices