Blocked Party

Patrick Monahan (comedian, What a Time to Be Alive) joins the show to help us profile the fastest blocker on Twitter, Meghan McCain (did you know her dad fought in the war?) as Stefan also details his tango with her. It's a double block! Elsewhere, The Blocked Boys get to talking about famous little people, the worst things we've seen at comedy open mics, broken New York Times headlines, and an astonishing look into Kevin Smith's Twitter history.On this Easter weekend, you too can rise up and save yourself by donating $5 to the show at http://www.patreon.com/blockedparty where your donation gets you TWO tasty bonus episodes a month PLUS access to our show-only Discord chat, which is a real blast. Our last two bonus episodes we were joined by Jesse Farrar and Steve Sladkowski from PUP, and you never know who is next. Donate, listen, and find out! ANNNND if we get to $3000 a month, Stefan has to eat that gross pizza. So do it. We're close. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ember Konopaki (comedian, improviser) joins us as we learn the importance of locking your Twitter account when you work with kids, leading John to tell the story of his students finding his LiveJournal. The Blocked Boys also go in on old cell phones, Rainn Wilson vehicle The Rocker, John's first suspension from school, Build-a-Bear, and Stefan mispronounces a word.If you wanna slam, then welcome yourself to the jam by donating $5 a month to the show at http://www.patreon.com/blockedparty, where that donation gets you TWO bonus episodes AND access to our private Discord chat. The latest bonus episode is a doozy, as our brand expert Jesse Farrar joins us to talk about the time Stefan was blocked by Potbelly Sandwiches. You know what to do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kyle Bottom (comedian, Just for Laughs) joins the show to reveal what happens when Canadian people try and get involved with random American right-wingers on Twitter. It doesn't end well. The Blocked Boys also get to the bottom of cuckolding, personal ads, raisins, ancient weaponry, and those damn kids on that damn Snapchat.If this jam is your jam and you just can't wait for more of the hits, you can also donate $5/month to the BBs at http://patreon.com/blockedparty, where that $5 gets you TWO bonus episodes a month including our most recent with Steve Sladkowski from PUP and one that's JUST about to be released where Stefan addresses the emergency that is getting blocked by Potbelly Sandwiches. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lydia Rickards (comedian) joins the show to teach us about how to deal with brief flings on Instagram after things end and the politics of hard and soft blocks. The Blocked Boys also weigh in on weighing in, Brexit, the Colonel Sanders DJ, lining up for breakfast, and Stefan goes to one of the darkest places on the internet: the Rocket League subreddit. If you listen to the episode and you're feeling frisky, you can also donate $5 a month to us at http://patreon.com/blockedparty, where that money will get you access to TWO bonus episodes every month, plus the whole damn back catalogue. A steal! This week, we just added the latest bonus episode with Steve Sladkowski from the amazing band PUP, as we discuss John getting blocked by Marcus Stroman of the Blue Jays, and Stefan and John hold hands. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ed Zitron (writer, head of EZPR) joins the show as we go in on all the stupid Twitter accounts that take mundane things and put them next to swear words in the name of content. This week, it's pencil drawings of birds with swears! It's a wild episode for the Blocked Boys as John potentially secures the first sponsorship for the pod but then follows it up with his worst mistake of all-time. The three also chat about Twitter reply guys who can't understand jokes, Alex Trebek, and the Shane Dawson incident.And hey, in other news, we do two other episodes per month! Pretty sweet, yes? If you donate $5 a month to http://www.patreon.com/blockedparty, you will get access to both those bonus episodes. And you also get access to our super, top-secret Discord chat that's adding new channels all the time so you can chat with your fellow Blockheads. Our last episode was with Dan O'Sullivan and we introduced the concept of dutchposting. So get on over there, ya weaselly scamp! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Randee Neumeyer (comedian) joins the show to give us only our second story from the perspective of the person doing the blocking, as she had to block someone over multiple platforms after an online stalking incident that started in the comedy world. The Blocked Boys once again get stuck on the recurring topics of curling and the Krassencast, while also diving into uncharted territory such as Keanu Reeves, Jamaican lottery winners, and graduating from Vancouver Film School.If you want to be a sweet, sweet darling and get even more Blocked Party content, $5 a month at www.patreon.com/blockedparty will do the trick! You'll get access to our whole back catalogue of bonus episodes plus the most recent one with our good friend Dan O'Sullivan where Stefan introduces the concept of "dutchposting". Belgians are saying "it's not to be missed!" so donate NOW. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bryan Quinby (podcaster, Street Fight Radio) joins us for an episode where we learn that the second "A" in AMA doesn't always stand for "Anything", as he gets blocked by Hulk Hogan during his Twitter AMA for asking the wrong question. The Blocked Boys also dive into sex education, good pranks, terrible restaurant atmospheres, and Blocked Party gets their first official enemy.And if you're a good pal and you want to be an even better pal, a $5 donation per month at www.patreon.com/blockedparty gets you access to two bonus episodes a month and our SWEEEEEEET Discord chat where our listeners all get together to discuss the important issues of our time.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Graham Clark (comedian, Stop Podcasting Yourself) joins us to tell the story of the time he just wanted to be A&W's friend, and they decided that they really did not want that. At all. Luckily, Graham tells the Blocked Boys of other brand friendship success stories like Ragu and Tombstone Pizza and the three get up to discussing flavored milk, pogs, Crocs, Cat Shit Guy, and Mike Francesca finally learning that soccer players kick with both legs. PLUS! It's the top 3 you've all been waiting patiently for, one so hotly contested it'll be talked about for months!Also, in addition, plus, your two best friends the Blocked Boys are bringing you great bonus content. For $5 a month over at www.patreon.com/blockedparty, you can get access to all of our bonus episodes, including our latest where we review celebrity Cameos with Ryan Beil. You also get access to our Discord chat, where we discuss hot-button topics like curling and which Doritos are good. Join today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Melissa Stetten (writer, model, Pistol Shrimps) joins us to tell the story of the time she got blocked by internet idiot Logan Paul and we play the first-ever game of "I'm So Ap-Paul-ed", where Stefan and Melissa try to guess which Paul brother did which heinous thing. The Blocked Boys also discuss online cats, rank potatoes and Girl Scout Cookies, and talk about Melissa trying curling for the first time.Your favourite dumb-dumbs are also bringing you bonus content, where $5 a month at www.patreon.com/blockedparty will get you access to all of our bonus episodes, featuring great guests from YKS and Chapo Trap House and a new episode coming Wednesday where we finally reveal our Pauly Shore Cameo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christine Bortolin (improvisor, actor) joins us to tell the story of the time she was blocked by Canadian legend Jann Arden and we dive into all the juicy details of Jann's new sitcom, which is called, uhh, Jann. The Blocked Boys also discuss Valentine's Day, Canadian kids' television, snow days, bad joker monologues, and we introduce Christine to the joys of the Krassencast.And if you want to sweeten the deal, a $5 donation at www.patreon.com/blockedparty gets you access to a bunch of bonus episodes including our latest bonus episode with the sweet boys of Your Kickstarter Sucks, Jesse Farrar and Michael Hale. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices